Ellis 🌌
@whinemixer.bsky.social
Vaguely-human cryptid who often feels like existing is some test I’ve forgotten I agreed to participate in.
Art, videogames, TTRPG/board games, costuming, films (sci-fi, horror, fantasy), and fun 🔞
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https://linktr.ee/sewmuchgeek
Art, videogames, TTRPG/board games, costuming, films (sci-fi, horror, fantasy), and fun 🔞
no alt text = no repost
https://linktr.ee/sewmuchgeek
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Ellis 🌌
@whinemixer.bsky.social
· Aug 31
I was not meant to work, I was meant to run through an aged, decaying mansion lit only by the intermittent flash of lightning outside impossibly tall windows and the candelabrum in my hand, my gossamer nightgown fluttering around me like moths to the flame.
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the #1 reason to date a Canadian is the double Thanksgivings
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the #1 reason to date a Canadian is the double Thanksgivings
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Instead of fighting about politics, scare your family this holiday by asserting that National Parks were created to contain unexplainable phenomena
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Instead of fighting about politics, scare your family this holiday by asserting that National Parks were created to contain unexplainable phenomena
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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I keep saying I'm gonna do the thing.
I'm gonna do the thing.
Catch you on Sunday, right before we get into the end of the year!
I'm gonna do the thing.
Catch you on Sunday, right before we get into the end of the year!
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I keep saying I'm gonna do the thing.
I'm gonna do the thing.
Catch you on Sunday, right before we get into the end of the year!
I'm gonna do the thing.
Catch you on Sunday, right before we get into the end of the year!
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One advantage of my continuing to LARP as a carpenter (…’LARPenter’…?) is that I have successfully un-fucked my algorithm.
A month of panicked Googling has meant that ALL my promoted content is now gratuitous close-ups of bench routers cutting joinery or something.
A month of panicked Googling has meant that ALL my promoted content is now gratuitous close-ups of bench routers cutting joinery or something.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
One advantage of my continuing to LARP as a carpenter (…’LARPenter’…?) is that I have successfully un-fucked my algorithm.
A month of panicked Googling has meant that ALL my promoted content is now gratuitous close-ups of bench routers cutting joinery or something.
A month of panicked Googling has meant that ALL my promoted content is now gratuitous close-ups of bench routers cutting joinery or something.
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ever wondered why dumplings so good? science says food tastes more mmmm when it is snug as a bug in a rug.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
ever wondered why dumplings so good? science says food tastes more mmmm when it is snug as a bug in a rug.
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She's a great actress. I think people too often talk about her beauty and completely miss how extraordinarily talented she is. Her performance in Penny Dreadful, in particular, just blew me away with it's depth and emotion.
Eva Green Joins the Cast of WEDNESDAY Season 3 as Aunt Ophelia
Eva Green Joins the Cast of WEDNESDAY Season 3 as Aunt Ophelia
Season two of the hit Netflix series Wednesday introduced fans to Morticia Addams’ sister, Ophelia, and now we can put a face to the name. Eva Green ( Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children,...
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
She's a great actress. I think people too often talk about her beauty and completely miss how extraordinarily talented she is. Her performance in Penny Dreadful, in particular, just blew me away with it's depth and emotion.
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PEMDAS
Please
Excuse
My
Drumptruck
AssS
Please
Excuse
My
Drumptruck
AssS
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
PEMDAS
Please
Excuse
My
Drumptruck
AssS
Please
Excuse
My
Drumptruck
AssS
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I'm thankful for the curse of aging. Forgetting things is so much easier than letting go and growing as a person.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm thankful for the curse of aging. Forgetting things is so much easier than letting go and growing as a person.
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added a few new designs to my INPRNT shop including this one, everything is on sale too
Downloading PSA - Dark Blue, an art print by A. Marmót
Gallery Quality Prints
www.inprnt.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
added a few new designs to my INPRNT shop including this one, everything is on sale too
If you want to bring me pie, here is what I’ll accept:
Apple
Peach
Pumpkin
Sweet Potato
Key Lime
Quiche (I consider it pie)
Most savoury pies, especially Chicken Pot Pie or Steak and Mushroom
Thank you.
Apple
Peach
Pumpkin
Sweet Potato
Key Lime
Quiche (I consider it pie)
Most savoury pies, especially Chicken Pot Pie or Steak and Mushroom
Thank you.
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you want to bring me pie, here is what I’ll accept:
Apple
Peach
Pumpkin
Sweet Potato
Key Lime
Quiche (I consider it pie)
Most savoury pies, especially Chicken Pot Pie or Steak and Mushroom
Thank you.
Apple
Peach
Pumpkin
Sweet Potato
Key Lime
Quiche (I consider it pie)
Most savoury pies, especially Chicken Pot Pie or Steak and Mushroom
Thank you.
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my dryer emits a guttural roar that awakens the dead when the cycle completes. should I listen to its opinions?
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
my dryer emits a guttural roar that awakens the dead when the cycle completes. should I listen to its opinions?
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When you give a cat a carpet sample
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When you give a cat a carpet sample
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I just think it’s unfair no one has funded my lifestyle so I can embroider and crochet all day. I’d make amazing things.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I just think it’s unfair no one has funded my lifestyle so I can embroider and crochet all day. I’d make amazing things.
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Why did autocorrect give “clam down” the go ahead on me today
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Why did autocorrect give “clam down” the go ahead on me today
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I’ve been working on giving myself permission to make things without placing any expectation on myself to share them, sell them, or prove something with them. It’s actually really hard for me
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’ve been working on giving myself permission to make things without placing any expectation on myself to share them, sell them, or prove something with them. It’s actually really hard for me
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Joining the war on cars on the side of the crabs.
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Joining the war on cars on the side of the crabs.
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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My mother once mistook cayenne pepper for nutmeg and the sweet potato pie that year had quite the kick. A real afterburner. 😜
Ironically 10yrs later we see a posh Santa Fe NM restaurant serving almost the exact same thing, so mom was just ahead of her time.
Ironically 10yrs later we see a posh Santa Fe NM restaurant serving almost the exact same thing, so mom was just ahead of her time.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My mother once mistook cayenne pepper for nutmeg and the sweet potato pie that year had quite the kick. A real afterburner. 😜
Ironically 10yrs later we see a posh Santa Fe NM restaurant serving almost the exact same thing, so mom was just ahead of her time.
Ironically 10yrs later we see a posh Santa Fe NM restaurant serving almost the exact same thing, so mom was just ahead of her time.
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my mom was losing her mind telling me and my siblings she could hear a turkey all day, wondering if there could possibly be a turkey outside?? would someone do that??
no, her new WiFi-enabled oven had updated itself to have gobble sounds when a timer went off
no, her new WiFi-enabled oven had updated itself to have gobble sounds when a timer went off
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
my mom was losing her mind telling me and my siblings she could hear a turkey all day, wondering if there could possibly be a turkey outside?? would someone do that??
no, her new WiFi-enabled oven had updated itself to have gobble sounds when a timer went off
no, her new WiFi-enabled oven had updated itself to have gobble sounds when a timer went off
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What’s in the box, Charlie Brown?
If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
What’s in the box, Charlie Brown?
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My niece, an art major, sketched a pic of my dad. Her brother, who’s referred to
him as “Grumpa” since he was 3, said he looked too happy in it, so she re-drew him. The second one where he’s scowling definitely looked more realistic. This is his legacy.
him as “Grumpa” since he was 3, said he looked too happy in it, so she re-drew him. The second one where he’s scowling definitely looked more realistic. This is his legacy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My niece, an art major, sketched a pic of my dad. Her brother, who’s referred to
him as “Grumpa” since he was 3, said he looked too happy in it, so she re-drew him. The second one where he’s scowling definitely looked more realistic. This is his legacy.
him as “Grumpa” since he was 3, said he looked too happy in it, so she re-drew him. The second one where he’s scowling definitely looked more realistic. This is his legacy.
If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown.
This is what happens when you shoot a Red Baron in the Alps, Charlie Brown!
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight, Charlie Brown.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
oh hey I’ve never said on bsky but did you know I’m a Lofi Girl brand ambassador? If you’re looking to get some merch for fans in your life you can use the code SAILORSCTAUSTIN for 10% off or just click this link: lofigirlshop.com/SAILORSCTAUSTIN
time for pre-therapy chocolate
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
time for pre-therapy chocolate