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Goddam it, you linger briefly on one advert for a neck support pillow and that's it. The entire internet is now middle aged people winching and clutching their neck
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Budget Day

#BudgetDay
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Please can we all pretend I posted two weeks ago about Pluribus because YES
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is a really good articulation of why it feels like I (and Marie! And probably you and lots of others) feel like I am losing my mind daily
this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself

it is also free to read

youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Is House of Dynamite the most absurdly cast film of all time? Kaitlyn Dever from Booksmart has three lines. Prince Eric from live action little mermaid pops up in the last 15mins, as does the (always incredible) Renée Elise Goldberry. Every single minor role is someone absurdly over qualified.
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Welcome to New Vegas
New trailer for ‘Fallout’ S2 ☢️

Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Great to see *checks notes* two time Emmy nominee Nick Mohammed finally breaking through.
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Joe's face when he saw Nick had voted for him. #CelebrityTraitors
a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons
ALT: a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
People surprised at how much 40-something women absolutely adore West End Girls need to remember that this population was primed for this by the 1995 release of You Oughta Know
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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good Reddit
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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What is the longest unbroken line in the UK? I think painted lines on the inside of a motorway might be a good shout. Can anyone do better? It has to be human made.
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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What do you mean you dressed up as the “come on grandma let’s get you to bed” meme for Halloween?
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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