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Mike Keenan
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Comedian, Dad, Husband. Not necessarily in that order. Playing Age : Middle. Nominated for Best Debut Show at Leicester Comedy Festival 2025.
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"I'll do the jokes mate... you shut your mouth"
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it’s a year ago today my pal Janey died, there’s not a day goes by I don’t think of her. Miss you, pal
A great night at home tonight for Halloween.
Took my son into the city earlier to see a marching band. We were talking about what he wants to be when he grows up.

I might have gone a bit overboard.
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After last year’s mind blowing nomination for Best Debut with my first ever hour, I’m headed back to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social in Feb.

Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.

events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
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Today’s Halloween-based poem is called ‘Pumpkin’.
After last year’s mind blowing nomination for Best Debut with my first ever hour, I’m headed back to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social in Feb.

Come along to and see if I can finally justify my mid-life turn to stand up comedy.

events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mike-...
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What’s wrong with my fish?????? Why’re they swimming like that????
My silly planetarium joke ended up on this list. Thanks @thepokeuk.bsky.social .
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/29/2...
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
‪My wife just asked me what Mansplaining means.
Say what you like about Farage but he really tells it like it used to be.
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
I’ve just been to the world’s worst planetarium.

One star.
Your clocks go back tonight. So you get an extra hour in bed.

Top tip. If you set them 2 hours back, you get an extra 2 hours in bed.
Just back from a few days in Paris. Can someone show me how to use Vinted?
If you can smell French toast, you may be having un accident vasculaire cérébral.
My son made his stand up debut today at The Frog. After Me and then his sister, he completes the Keenan Rule of Three.

He smashed it, great jokes and fantastic presence. If he wins an award before me we’re going to fall out.

Well done son. Let’s carshare to gigs but I’m expecting petrol money.
There’s only one thing worse than being talked about and that’s being named and shamed on a local Facebook group.