Jo
@whatsjo.bsky.social
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
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Jo
@whatsjo.bsky.social
· May 1
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
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I’m not perfect but I will be letting St. Peter know that I never used ChatGPT and I never filmed myself while driving.
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I’m not perfect but I will be letting St. Peter know that I never used ChatGPT and I never filmed myself while driving.
[after I poll 2% of my friends] The people have spoken!
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
[after I poll 2% of my friends] The people have spoken!
After careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.
September 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
After careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.
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him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
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(taking seven ambient minutes to make my point) (suddenly the drumline kicks in)
August 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
(taking seven ambient minutes to make my point) (suddenly the drumline kicks in)
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[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
September 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
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What could you possibly want with my amulet bro you wouldn’t even know how to wield it’s power
September 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What could you possibly want with my amulet bro you wouldn’t even know how to wield it’s power
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well well well, looks like my being incredibly annoying and needlessly argumentative struck a nerve
August 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
well well well, looks like my being incredibly annoying and needlessly argumentative struck a nerve
[scrolling the Rolling Stone’s 25 most influential creators list]
stranger
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recognize
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know their entire life story up to Thursday
recognize
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recognize
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know their entire life story up to Thursday
recognize
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August 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
[scrolling the Rolling Stone’s 25 most influential creators list]
stranger
stranger
recognize
stranger
stranger
recognize
stranger
stranger
know their entire life story up to Thursday
recognize
stranger
stranger
stranger
recognize
stranger
stranger
recognize
stranger
stranger
know their entire life story up to Thursday
recognize
stranger
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just came up with an idea for a reversible jean jacket: one side is a jean jacket and the other side is an affordable three bedroom home
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
just came up with an idea for a reversible jean jacket: one side is a jean jacket and the other side is an affordable three bedroom home
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Never let anyone tell you that you're not qualified to operate heavy industrial machinery
August 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Never let anyone tell you that you're not qualified to operate heavy industrial machinery
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I tilted my puppet's head back so it looks like he's laughing at my jokes. My wife and I are separated
August 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I tilted my puppet's head back so it looks like he's laughing at my jokes. My wife and I are separated
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For those who don’t know—the name of that theory is “fascism.”
again, what is interesting to me about this stuff — beyond the obvious fact that what trump wants is propaganda — is that it is grounded in a political theory which holds trump to be the sovereign will of the nation, who can impose his demands on every aspect of the nation's society
White House Announces Comprehensive Review of Smithsonian Exhibitions
www.nytimes.com
August 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
For those who don’t know—the name of that theory is “fascism.”
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When I flip my dogs ears inside out those are his party hats. He is ready for a party.
August 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When I flip my dogs ears inside out those are his party hats. He is ready for a party.
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republicans always wanted a small federal government it’s just by small they meant totalitarian
August 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
republicans always wanted a small federal government it’s just by small they meant totalitarian
looks like sniffing glue’s back on the menu boys
August 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
looks like sniffing glue’s back on the menu boys
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sitting at the end of my driveway during prime neighborhood walking hours, drumming on a Home Depot bucket
July 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
sitting at the end of my driveway during prime neighborhood walking hours, drumming on a Home Depot bucket
me: *keeps bumping the back of my hand against his so he’ll hold it*
Grim Reaper: quit it
Grim Reaper: quit it
July 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
me: *keeps bumping the back of my hand against his so he’ll hold it*
Grim Reaper: quit it
Grim Reaper: quit it
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Being conked on the head by a coconut would fix me
July 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Being conked on the head by a coconut would fix me
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Keep your friends close (locked in your basement) but keep your enemies closer (imprisoned in a cursed amulet)
July 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Keep your friends close (locked in your basement) but keep your enemies closer (imprisoned in a cursed amulet)