Steve
@walrus.bsky.social
Musician, developer, walrus.
Nashville, TN ⭕️
Nashville, TN ⭕️
This is the only Christmas weather I want any part of
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This is the only Christmas weather I want any part of
<John Oliver voice>
Cool.
Cool.
December 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
<John Oliver voice>
Cool.
Cool.
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The Shining (1980)
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The Shining (1980)
This is why the Vikings will never win a Super Bowl
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is why the Vikings will never win a Super Bowl
What’s it like to live in a real country
I will never know
I will never know
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese said on Monday that Australia would move to strengthen the country’s strict gun laws in the wake of the Bondi Beach terrorist attack.
Australian Leaders Promise to Tighten Gun Laws After Bondi Beach Attack
The prime minister’s office said officials agreed that Australia needed “immediate” reform, including new restrictions on who is allowed to own firearms.
nyti.ms
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What’s it like to live in a real country
I will never know
I will never know
My general being cannot handle these “Marcus freeman to the giants” rumor pieces. Plz stop.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My general being cannot handle these “Marcus freeman to the giants” rumor pieces. Plz stop.
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Sharing this because it's funny.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sharing this because it's funny.
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“While he watched over FaceTime, I slowly poured liquid Tylenol all over my naked body. I loved him enough to make myself autistic. He wept.”
More Excerpts from Olivia Nuzzi’s American Canto
“Forget the sex; the real scandal here is the crime against language.” — Brian Phillips, The Ringer, on Olivia Nuzzi’s new memoir, American Canto, ...
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“While he watched over FaceTime, I slowly poured liquid Tylenol all over my naked body. I loved him enough to make myself autistic. He wept.”
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It's possible the decision to not play another game is regretted once the team and staff sleep on it a night. But imagine thinking you were in the playoff then someone asking about your enthusiasm participating in a random bowl in the immediate aftermath.
Look I get it but they played in the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl two years ago. My best guess is the players got together right after they got their hearts smushed and made a tough choice. I hope they don’t regret it!
I mean there’s definitely some lighthearted digs to take about Notre Dame being too big to grace a meme bowl with their presence
But most bowl games have been mostly meaningless for decades and honestly, good for the Irish for spending the holidays with their families & not at an exhibition game
But most bowl games have been mostly meaningless for decades and honestly, good for the Irish for spending the holidays with their families & not at an exhibition game
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's possible the decision to not play another game is regretted once the team and staff sleep on it a night. But imagine thinking you were in the playoff then someone asking about your enthusiasm participating in a random bowl in the immediate aftermath.
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That about sums it up. What a bummer.
Alabama played terribly yesterday, made their résumé worse, and didn't fall. Notre Dame didn't play, saw their résumé get slightly better, and fell.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That about sums it up. What a bummer.
What exactly is the point of conference championship games if they don’t actually count for anything?
I cannot believe Alabama didn’t even move after that garbage performance yesterday
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What exactly is the point of conference championship games if they don’t actually count for anything?
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December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Fun police out in full force in the Fun Belt
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fun police out in full force in the Fun Belt
Somebody put on “the end” by the doors on the touchtunes and I don’t want to hear any shit about any of the phish songs I’ve put on over the years. Fuck this rambling nonsense.
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Somebody put on “the end” by the doors on the touchtunes and I don’t want to hear any shit about any of the phish songs I’ve put on over the years. Fuck this rambling nonsense.
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I SO hope I am wrong about this, and maybe it’s just me being worn down mentally and emotionally from this timeline, but my gut tells me she does better than any other Democrat in this state has recently but still loses by 4-5 points because the district map is awful.
I want to be wrong so badly.
I want to be wrong so badly.
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I SO hope I am wrong about this, and maybe it’s just me being worn down mentally and emotionally from this timeline, but my gut tells me she does better than any other Democrat in this state has recently but still loses by 4-5 points because the district map is awful.
I want to be wrong so badly.
I want to be wrong so badly.
Man, I did not sign up to endure living in the confederacy just for it to be fucking 33 degrees outside.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Man, I did not sign up to endure living in the confederacy just for it to be fucking 33 degrees outside.
Fucking weak @polisciatnu.bsky.social
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Fucking weak @polisciatnu.bsky.social
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Imagine telling these 2 crazy kids that:
• They’d be HC and GM together
• GM is a thing that exists
• Partly to manage player payments, which are legal
• At an ACC school
• And that ACC school is Stanford
• They’d be HC and GM together
• GM is a thing that exists
• Partly to manage player payments, which are legal
• At an ACC school
• And that ACC school is Stanford
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Imagine telling these 2 crazy kids that:
• They’d be HC and GM together
• GM is a thing that exists
• Partly to manage player payments, which are legal
• At an ACC school
• And that ACC school is Stanford
• They’d be HC and GM together
• GM is a thing that exists
• Partly to manage player payments, which are legal
• At an ACC school
• And that ACC school is Stanford
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We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
Also: put GWAR on a float FFS
Hear me out @nbcnews.com, replace these snoozers with Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen, and bottomless mimosas
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Also: put GWAR on a float FFS
Hear me out @nbcnews.com, replace these snoozers with Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen, and bottomless mimosas
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hear me out @nbcnews.com, replace these snoozers with Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen, and bottomless mimosas
I can’t believe I’m saying these words but…I agree with Billy Corgan
Billy Corgan discovers Geese, says they should fight Goose
Billy Corgan Discovers Geese, Says They Should Fight Goose
In recent months, lots of rockers from past generations have discovered Geese, the young band of the moment. Lots of people who are not rockers from past generations have also discovered Geese, but th...
stereogum.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I can’t believe I’m saying these words but…I agree with Billy Corgan
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I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.