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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 15h

The band that used to play in the bar where I worked at would announce: “Would you want to wait on drunken assholes like you? Of course not, so please tip the staff well!”

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 15h

We’re seeing it at the national level with empty suit Gavin Newsom being anointed the presumptive D front runner simply off the vibes of his shitposting

Shitposting that he doesn’t even do himself

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 1d

Talking shit and turning replies off. Softer than Charmin blue label

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 1d

Point taken, but character limit sometimes makes expressing nuance difficult. Apologies if something different than what I intended was conveyed

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 1d

The point was not to disparage the recognition & honoring of the Jewish existence, but rather to point out that the ADL in 2025 primarily only cares about people who criticize the Israeli state

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 1d

For the past 50 or so years, the ADL has morphed from an organization focused on the general welfare of Jews into a mouthpiece for the state of Israel. The only “antisemitism” they are concerned with is criticism of Zionism

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 2d

All these motherfuckers somehow look both 12 years old and 50 years old at the same time

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a bowling alley says " yeah well that 's just like your opinion man . "

Alt: Jeffrey Lebowski says "yeah well that 's just like your opinion man"

media.tenor.com

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 2d

The house where Bond finds Felix Leiter all maimed and bloody after being fed to a shark is directly across the street from my dentist’s office

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 2d

Also the NoLa jazz funeral cold opening

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 2d

My personal top five:

Moonraker: the most Bond movie ever

You Only Live Twice: ninjas assaulting a volcano lair

License to Kill: filmed in my home town

Thunderball: big ass speargun fight

A View to a Kill: Christopher Walken and Grace Jones chew scenery like a buzzsaw

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 3d

Why do they always look simultaneously 12 and 45?

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 3d

Young left wingers: “trans rights are human rights, healthcare is a human right”

Young right wingers: *actual Nazis*

The media: “extremism is a problem on both sides”

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 4d

Seriously, why is ABC showing this piece of shit? Put GMA back on

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 4d

IDGAF about this shitbag or Israel. Put GMA back on

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 4d

They preempted Taylor Swift for this shit? Unless we’re announcing that the Epstein files are released and/or Trump is being indicted, get this fat senile piece of shit off my screen

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 5d

Penn State head coach Houston Nutt imo

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 5d

Once Travis Kelce marries into that Taylor Swift money, he’s gonna become the T Boone Pickens of the Queen City

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 6d

People on social media: Jimmy Sexton will never top his fleecing of UF and FSU on Billy Napier and Mike Novell respectively

Jimmy Sexton:

a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .

ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .

media.tenor.com

FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 6d

Gator fans consoling their Nole fan coworkers on Monday

Forky from Toy Story telling Woody: “You’re just like me. Trash.”

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 11d

All of this just so they could stick it to the people who called them out for excessively using the R slur and doing lazy transphobic jokes

FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 11d

And like I said in another reply, I’m sure that Wish List and especially Cancelled will be used as some kind of rallying cry by all the worst people

But remember these are the same idiots who think Born in the USA, Killing in the Name of, and We’re Not Gonna Take it are conservative anthems

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 11d

And that’s why she’s the best songwriter of the modern era

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 11d

Similarly, I was really just making a cheeky response about an entire song being written about Travis Kelce’s junk lol

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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 11d

He doesn’t give many hints publicly but everything I’ve read seems to indicate that he’s at least left-leaning

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