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Gotta go.
*thwip*
Gotta go.
*thwip*
Printers seem to enjoy when people are on the edge.
Coincidence?
I think... well, yes. I guess it is.
Printers seem to enjoy when people are on the edge.
Coincidence?
I think... well, yes. I guess it is.
Me: reach something for me?
Tall guy: sure thing!
Me: I have an itch right under my left shoulder blade.
Me: reach something for me?
Tall guy: sure thing!
Me: I have an itch right under my left shoulder blade.
there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house
there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
Me: What was your job when you were alive?
Ghost: You know the warning labels on electronics? I wrote those.
Me: Well, that’s something. Probably saved lives.
Ghost: Yeah, but I never had two chicks at the same time.
Me: …
Ghost: (despairing wail)
Me: What was your job when you were alive?
Ghost: You know the warning labels on electronics? I wrote those.
Me: Well, that’s something. Probably saved lives.
Ghost: Yeah, but I never had two chicks at the same time.
Me: …
Ghost: (despairing wail)