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Jack
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old enough to no better

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My brother has a podcast that both mocks old horror movies and has creepy strange occurrences episodes. Do with that what you will. 👻 🫣 www.patreon.com/horror4h
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Hell must be full of people who do what they criticize.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Bummer.
Gotta go.
*thwip*
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Thank you, Google pixel for this AI generated montage of photos I took of the city I live in...
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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blocking out my calendar and labeling them me-etings
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I never thought in a million years I’d be using an Instant Pot to sauté taco meat, but the sauté setting sometimes gets a bit murdery.
a pile of old tires are burning in a field
Alt: a pile of old tires are burning in a field
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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🖤
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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spiraling like a rotini on an olive garden bender
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Me, running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Cats seem to enjoy when items are on an edge.

Printers seem to enjoy when people are on the edge.

Coincidence?

I think... well, yes. I guess it is.
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Made of Stone (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by The Stone Roses - Topic
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Grocery store

Me: reach something for me?

Tall guy: sure thing!

Me: I have an itch right under my left shoulder blade.
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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My mind is like a yard sale

there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Movie theater

Me: pass the popcorn

Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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If you're transgender you have to live
If you're transgender you have to live
if you're transgender you have to live
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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pretty neat how kids run around all day long but the moment you need to be somewhere on time they turn into snails
April 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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if my neighbors keep fighting like this i might need to cancel some of my streaming services
June 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?,” he says as the toilet backs up.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Kinda sweet how pets wanna eat their puke, like, “yeah I made a mess, but Ima kinda clean it up too.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Ghost: I should have done more with my life.

Me: What was your job when you were alive?

Ghost: You know the warning labels on electronics? I wrote those.

Me: Well, that’s something. Probably saved lives.

Ghost: Yeah, but I never had two chicks at the same time.

Me: …

Ghost: (despairing wail)
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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get honk-shook’d motherfucker
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Once bitten, twice as likely to get a communicable disease.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I've got all the appeal of a blobfish but with none of the charm.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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It’s gonna get worse before it gets better Charlie Brown.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM