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Jawn-Luc Godard
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Infrequent poster/writer/guest for @indieheadspod.bsky.social.

He/Him, 29.
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I'm struggling to come up with a parallel for Sam Darnold surviving the broader Jets Experience and his total memetic capture on the "seeing ghosts"/Out Indefinitely: Mononucleosis front and going on to win a Super Bowl. It's too mean to say "Tommy Wiseau winning an Oscar" but I went there first.
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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He did die tho, so there was a happy ending
in 1973, basque separatists killed spain’s fascist prime minister with a bomb so powerful it launched the car he was in clear over a five story building. he survived the initial attack but died in the hospital
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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For the 587th time: I am a single-issue voter for the next 2 elections. Prison for the people responsible for this shit. Down to the secretary scheduling travel and filling out paperwork. I don't care if it takes 50 years. I don't care if it's expensive. Charges and trials for every last one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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All of them. At every level. Logistics, admin, the lowliest, most distant pencil-pushers. All of them. Every single one. Even if it takes decades to find them all and the last ones are old and remorseful when they get caught. All of them.
January 24, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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josh is sitting in on HC interviews to ask one question: “what is your favorite scene in hot rod”
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year

also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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I LOVE the Brits. Dick Van Dyke was awesome in Mary Poppins, for example
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
An era exploding AND a century spinning? Folks, have you heard about this?
January 22, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Anyway,
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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cig talking X’s and O’s like 3 minutes after winning a natty at indiana, i would fucking die for this man
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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congratulations to colts jr
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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In two years Curt Cignetti turned Indiana football into Football National Champions Indiana Football.

The mind breaks. It should not be possible. It does not make sense. Wow.
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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it's a tight game but this is certain

the team that goes woke first will win
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Good luck to everyone trying to get lyrical musings out of these two
Both Cristobal and Cignetti were asked what it would mean for their programs if they won the national title.

Cignetti: "It would mean we're the national champion."

Cristobal, nodding: "It would mean we're the national champions."
January 18, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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guy talking about trying to hold it together despite “the state of the world” and it becomes increasingly clear she’s talking about the Knicks’ mid-season slide (i’m guy)
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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He saw Bryce Harper drinking fresh goblin milk on social and was like fuck that shit I'm not sharing a locker room with Baseball RFK
The Phillies had agreed to Bo Bichette’s request for a 7-year, $200 million deal last night and believed they would sign him until the Mets swooped in with their 3-year, $126 million offer after losing out in in the Kyle Tucker sweepstakes.
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Guys maybe “I Want You” is the best song ever written IDK
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Entirely new levels of Best Caleb
@jasonkirk.fyi Important HIAWWY update: just talking to someone from TN Equality Project, learned there's an group of supportive community and church groups named Chattanoogans in Action for Love, Equality and Benevolence, or C.A.L.E.B.

New contender for best Caleb
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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What’s Lane been posting the last two days well it’s what you think it is
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM