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Now recovered from democracy, the rich find their way again to the time of kings and queens.
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Whoever said it was “bad faith” to assume democrats would do this every single time owes me, personally, an apology. Whoever you are you dumb geek
Yes. Yes! Thank you
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
when i am high and i can think to myself something like “i don’t know if I can finish these nachos”? that is a victory
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It’s not fair!
To remind me!
Of the cross-eyed bear
That you gave to me!
You, you, you—OUGHTTA KNOWW!
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Y’all got records by a band named “Anal Cunt”… but y’all ain’t got any Hootie?
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
someone put the boogie in my feet!
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Me every morning in this fucking country
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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dude why is everyone in our government constantly gakked
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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Here's a podcast that does a good job of laying out what's at stake,
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
guy who just saw the third man voice: that random shot in the music video for company b’s fascinated is just like the third man
January 28, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The award fot Most Consistently Irritating Score goes to… The Third Man!!! (crowd goes wild, world is healed)
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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democrats like ICE, they like funding it, they like bragging about deportations and strong borders. you have to take away their GI Joes because they won't do it willingly
January 27, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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A single tear of Democrat pride rolls down my cheek as I'm pinned and then executed face down in a gutter, but now my killers have barely-visible QR codes on their vests
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
calloo-ing is goated when callay-ing is the vibe
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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If you want to know what people mean when they say Democrats are "controlled opposition," rather than whipping votes against ICE funding, Hakeem Jeffries struck a deal with Republicans to allow Democrats to feign outrage at ICE while still funding the spending package.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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i'm thinking janey-e had a good point here
January 31, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Lifelike pallor, sir!
January 23, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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I can't decide what's worse to look at, ai "art" or the grotesquely braindead arguments of its champions
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Every single thing about the world that used to bring joy or value is being ruined systematically from the top-down, but the fallout from that, in all its particulars, is being blamed almost exclusively on the people at the bottom with no ability to change it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Usha Vance: hello, my love, please join me in our marital chamber

JD:
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM