paige
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It’s crazy to me that kids are doing the 6-7 thing because is 69 not the funny number anymore? I don’t know what 67 means but I doubt it’s funnier than what 69 means.
3yo keeps misgendering the Chucky animatronic at Home Depot
kinda wild they said this is a lion
don’t remember making this
Raccoon Facebook group really paying off
I’m a little stoned trying to get my kid to go to bed and he keeps saying there’s a monster in here and I’m like… what if he’s right
Me: can I take your picture by this cabin?

3yo: yep
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October 1st is the day I will watch Ma in my Ma shirt
he was so old that when he was born it was the church of early-day saints
BREAKING: Russell M. Nelson, the oldest-ever president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, has died at the age of 101, church officials announced late Saturday night. He was 101.
Russell M. Nelson, oldest-ever president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, dies
Russell M. Nelson, the oldest-ever president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, has died at the age of 101.
bit.ly
My 3yo may not look like me but every time he threads my phone charger through his toes I’m like…that’s my boy.