paige
@bonerwizard.bsky.social
“I wanna make my own lunch” well ok then
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“I wanna make my own lunch” well ok then
Sorry I’m never leaving Facebook either
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Sorry I’m never leaving Facebook either
Son you aren’t ready for that
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Son you aren’t ready for that
When toddler asks for a treat bc he pooped in the potty but has conveniently flushed said poop already
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When toddler asks for a treat bc he pooped in the potty but has conveniently flushed said poop already
New Ken Burns doc coming out and I realized it’s been a while since I reminded everyone that I met him once and he said I was pretty. Also I’m dying it looks like I FaceTuned myself but it’s just a picture of an old picture and got blurry I guess!
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
New Ken Burns doc coming out and I realized it’s been a while since I reminded everyone that I met him once and he said I was pretty. Also I’m dying it looks like I FaceTuned myself but it’s just a picture of an old picture and got blurry I guess!
well why would you want them to do that
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
well why would you want them to do that
Dude the cat is helping me organize
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dude the cat is helping me organize
Betty boop in the news
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Betty boop in the news
Toddlers when you ask them if they pooped their diaper
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Toddlers when you ask them if they pooped their diaper
this is who they’re selling the 50 yr mortgages to
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
this is who they’re selling the 50 yr mortgages to
The Amish should sue her
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Amish should sue her
Imagine being these people and choosing to be in the public eye every few years. Imagine being these people and wanting to be perceived by anyone at all.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Imagine being these people and choosing to be in the public eye every few years. Imagine being these people and wanting to be perceived by anyone at all.
I’m always saying this
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m always saying this
baby woke up at 4:30am again
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
baby woke up at 4:30am again
this song came on the random Christmas playlist we were listening to tonight and my 3yo said this song “has soul”?? I asked him to clarify several times and he said “soul”. Son what the fuck are you talkin about
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
this song came on the random Christmas playlist we were listening to tonight and my 3yo said this song “has soul”?? I asked him to clarify several times and he said “soul”. Son what the fuck are you talkin about
this is what Andrew Cuomo looks like to me
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
this is what Andrew Cuomo looks like to me
unlocked a memory of drawing the godsmack symbol around my belly button in 6th grade
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
unlocked a memory of drawing the godsmack symbol around my belly button in 6th grade
Think I saw this one at a Cracker Barrel
October 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Think I saw this one at a Cracker Barrel
I don’t know if this is true and what I’m about to say will never happen BUT: picture in your mind’s eye if you will someone winning an Oscar for playing Kevin Federline.
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don’t know if this is true and what I’m about to say will never happen BUT: picture in your mind’s eye if you will someone winning an Oscar for playing Kevin Federline.