paige
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“I wanna make my own lunch” well ok then
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“I wanna make my own lunch” well ok then
“Home Depot man is working so hard. Home Depot man is strong. Do you love Home Depot man?”
- my 3yo, as his new character “Home Depot Man”
- my 3yo, as his new character “Home Depot Man”
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Home Depot man is working so hard. Home Depot man is strong. Do you love Home Depot man?”
- my 3yo, as his new character “Home Depot Man”
- my 3yo, as his new character “Home Depot Man”
Sorry I’m never leaving Facebook either
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Sorry I’m never leaving Facebook either
Son you aren’t ready for that
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Son you aren’t ready for that
When toddler asks for a treat bc he pooped in the potty but has conveniently flushed said poop already
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When toddler asks for a treat bc he pooped in the potty but has conveniently flushed said poop already
Thought about this during my root canal and laughed and my dentist asked if I needed a little break
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Thought about this during my root canal and laughed and my dentist asked if I needed a little break
gummy kicked in and now I’m like…he called it Big Beautiful Bill…
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
gummy kicked in and now I’m like…he called it Big Beautiful Bill…
New Ken Burns doc coming out and I realized it’s been a while since I reminded everyone that I met him once and he said I was pretty. Also I’m dying it looks like I FaceTuned myself but it’s just a picture of an old picture and got blurry I guess!
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
New Ken Burns doc coming out and I realized it’s been a while since I reminded everyone that I met him once and he said I was pretty. Also I’m dying it looks like I FaceTuned myself but it’s just a picture of an old picture and got blurry I guess!
well why would you want them to do that
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
well why would you want them to do that
Reposted by paige
The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
*3yo, making small talk* do you like pooping?
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
*3yo, making small talk* do you like pooping?
*me walking into a Little Caesars* well first of all congratulations on being the official pizza sponsor of the NFL
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
*me walking into a Little Caesars* well first of all congratulations on being the official pizza sponsor of the NFL
Dude the cat is helping me organize
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dude the cat is helping me organize
Betty boop in the news
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Betty boop in the news
Elizabeth Holmes should release a Christmas album in that fucked up voice she’s got
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Elizabeth Holmes should release a Christmas album in that fucked up voice she’s got
replaced all my CPAP parts tonight
a blurry picture of a woman 's face with a blurry background .
ALT: a blurry picture of a woman 's face with a blurry background .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
replaced all my CPAP parts tonight
Toddlers when you ask them if they pooped their diaper
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Toddlers when you ask them if they pooped their diaper
this is who they’re selling the 50 yr mortgages to
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
this is who they’re selling the 50 yr mortgages to
The Amish should sue her
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Amish should sue her
Imagine being these people and choosing to be in the public eye every few years. Imagine being these people and wanting to be perceived by anyone at all.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Imagine being these people and choosing to be in the public eye every few years. Imagine being these people and wanting to be perceived by anyone at all.
