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don't get it twisted
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Tensegrity

xkcd.com/3190/
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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When urine a war zone, you should only engage in pissful protest...
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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hard to split the difference between "talking about it is doomerism" and "not talking about it makes me feel insane"

I wanna be honest about the scope of the problem and assure you you're not imagining it, you're not alone in seeing it, in a way that doesn't lead to despair

I haven't nailed it
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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does anyone have a good nemonic for spelling the word menonic
January 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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RIP 2025

2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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We are a social species, and we have always prevailed through cooperation. Caring for our sick. Raising children we didn't sire or birth because they were part of our village or extended family. We are not breeders and predators, we are communicators and survivors. We evolved to UNITE.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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“My next movie will be about blue cat aliens. It will be huge.”

“Sure bud.”

(movie is huge)

“In my next blue cat alien movie, they meet a talking whale.”

“Jim’s lost it.”

(movie is huge)

“The next one’s about a fire tribe led by Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter.”

(sobbing) “Please, Jim, stop.”
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Guy who invented cheese: check out this amazing new food

Guy who'd been looking for a way to get people to smile for photos: oh hell yeah
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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its called the workforce because i wouldn't work if i wasn't forced to
December 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Keep in mind

Will lost in the primary he ran in

Kamala Harris lost spectacularly to the worst candidate in modern political history

The Black Panthers not only instituted major change in the U.S. and were so influential the FBI tried to assassinate them, several of them did actually win elections
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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4V4T4R
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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i have a bunch of those little plastic buttons for my dog to press but instead of words like "walk" and "hungry" it's just each individual word from gravel pit by wu tang so he can "sing" it
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The fact that when you mention Elon Musk people think of rockets or cars or Twitter; the fact that when you think of RFK Jr you think of eating roadkill and brainworms and Nuzzi, and not the fact they have killed incomprehensible numbers of people is an embarrassment of our collective attentions
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I am but a sideshow Bob and every day a rake
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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At some point it is pretty freeing to accept the fact that complete buffoons have taken over most of the things you thought were important institutions
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM