Perry
@unfairuse.bsky.social
i am not your lawyer and my skeets are not legal advice, nor any other kind of advice, honestly // views are my own and do not represent my employer, because why on earth would my employer want these views
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"Everyone’s got their thing. For some, it’s baking. Others, gardening. Me? I like to take a modified Honda Accord, drive over 100 mph, and swerve between cars, almost killing entire families, babies, men, women, whoever."
I Like to Almost Kill People by Driving Past Them at 125 mph in My Modified Honda Accord
Everyone’s got their thing. For some, it’s baking. Others, gardening. Me? I like to take a modified Honda Accord, drive over 100 mph, and swerve be...
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November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Everyone’s got their thing. For some, it’s baking. Others, gardening. Me? I like to take a modified Honda Accord, drive over 100 mph, and swerve between cars, almost killing entire families, babies, men, women, whoever."
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As @mcopelov.bsky.social is known to say, "Who actually was president in 2020?" continues to be the central cleavage of American politics in 20205.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
As @mcopelov.bsky.social is known to say, "Who actually was president in 2020?" continues to be the central cleavage of American politics in 20205.
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"What did Trump think Epstein was 'stealing' these girls for? Epstein did not own a resort hotel. The answer is that he was recruiting them for his sex trafficking operation. The idea that Trump would have had any uncertainty on that point is absurd." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social
Why Trump can't make the Epstein scandal go away
His ordinary scandal management techniques are not working.
www.publicnotice.co
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"What did Trump think Epstein was 'stealing' these girls for? Epstein did not own a resort hotel. The answer is that he was recruiting them for his sex trafficking operation. The idea that Trump would have had any uncertainty on that point is absurd." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social
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Little do you realize you fell into my gambit sir, I also spend absolutely no time working
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Little do you realize you fell into my gambit sir, I also spend absolutely no time working
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Why does Trump need to support the House vote to release the Epstein files? Can't he just order their release himself?
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Why does Trump need to support the House vote to release the Epstein files? Can't he just order their release himself?
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Thank you to CNN anchor Kate Bolduan for this: transcripts.cnn.com/show/cnc/dat....
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Thank you to CNN anchor Kate Bolduan for this: transcripts.cnn.com/show/cnc/dat....
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don't associate me with Hitler! he only came as a guest of my friend, Mussolini!
Q: You had dinner with Nick Fuentes at Mar-a-Lago a few years ago. What role should he play in the conservative movement?
TRUMP: I didn't know he was coming and he was with as you know somebody -- Kayne. Kayne asked if he could have dinner and he brought Nick. I didn't know Nick at the time.
TRUMP: I didn't know he was coming and he was with as you know somebody -- Kayne. Kayne asked if he could have dinner and he brought Nick. I didn't know Nick at the time.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
don't associate me with Hitler! he only came as a guest of my friend, Mussolini!
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
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The difference between the sociopathic and non-sociopathic takes is really quite stark
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The difference between the sociopathic and non-sociopathic takes is really quite stark
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As someone who lived through the ACA’s passage, all I have to say is bahahahahshahaha *drives car directly into river*
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
As someone who lived through the ACA’s passage, all I have to say is bahahahahshahaha *drives car directly into river*
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“To be frank, it's kind of unbecoming of a senior senator.”
"She talked a lot about her record and her experience, and I appreciate that. But it doesn't matter at the end of the day, what you have done in the past, if you erase all of those victories with one vote."
"You look at our record, and you tell me what you've done to protect the healthcare of Americans, and it's not even close to what we've done," Sen. Shaheen said.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“To be frank, it's kind of unbecoming of a senior senator.”
"She talked a lot about her record and her experience, and I appreciate that. But it doesn't matter at the end of the day, what you have done in the past, if you erase all of those victories with one vote."
"You look at our record, and you tell me what you've done to protect the healthcare of Americans, and it's not even close to what we've done," Sen. Shaheen said.
Sen. Shaheen fires back at heckler who calls out her government shutdown vote
"You look at our record, and you tell me what you've done to protect the healthcare of Americans, and it's not even close to what we've done," Sen. Shaheen said.
www.wmur.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"She talked a lot about her record and her experience, and I appreciate that. But it doesn't matter at the end of the day, what you have done in the past, if you erase all of those victories with one vote."
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me for nine weeks after innocently looking up any song, film, or consumer product on my phone
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
me for nine weeks after innocently looking up any song, film, or consumer product on my phone
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By turning it into a cultural issue rather than a material one with only one cogent side
I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
By turning it into a cultural issue rather than a material one with only one cogent side
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Saying something kind of resembles the thing it explicitly is is not pushing
Unless you mean helping him push a cover over the fact that he has a Nazi tattoo, has had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years, and is somehow both too fucking stupid to realize it, and also smart enough to be a Senator
Unless you mean helping him push a cover over the fact that he has a Nazi tattoo, has had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years, and is somehow both too fucking stupid to realize it, and also smart enough to be a Senator
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Saying something kind of resembles the thing it explicitly is is not pushing
Unless you mean helping him push a cover over the fact that he has a Nazi tattoo, has had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years, and is somehow both too fucking stupid to realize it, and also smart enough to be a Senator
Unless you mean helping him push a cover over the fact that he has a Nazi tattoo, has had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years, and is somehow both too fucking stupid to realize it, and also smart enough to be a Senator
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me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends?
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
When I am in any city: "wow, I love this city!"
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends?
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
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Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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When you fail the "name: ________" part of the exam.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When you fail the "name: ________" part of the exam.
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Your own
Personal
Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO SEE MORE JESUS THOUGHTS
Personal
Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO SEE MORE JESUS THOUGHTS
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Your own
Personal
Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO SEE MORE JESUS THOUGHTS
Personal
Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO SEE MORE JESUS THOUGHTS
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Trump denies the Epstein allegations
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Trump denies the Epstein allegations
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beautiful language
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP #sport
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP
LOS ANGELES ANPAFP Honkballer Shohei Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers is voor de vierde keer uitgeroepen tot meest waardevolle speler MVP in zijn divisie van de MLB. Het was de tweede keer op rij dat de 31jarige Japanner werd gekozen tot MVP van de National League. Eerder kreeg hij als speler van Los Angeles Angels twee keer de prijs in de American League.
www.rtl.nl
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
beautiful language
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love his mechahitler stuff but also a fan of his early work like saying dead people are alive
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
love his mechahitler stuff but also a fan of his early work like saying dead people are alive
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