UncleButts
@unclebutts.bsky.social
Mechanic and movie enjoyer.
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Which metal machine do you think Lou Reed was making that music about? A stapler? A drain snake? A Klarstein Wurstfabrik Pro Hotdog Maker??
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Which metal machine do you think Lou Reed was making that music about? A stapler? A drain snake? A Klarstein Wurstfabrik Pro Hotdog Maker??
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If you want my support I need evidence that you will END atrocities, not that you will scale them back. Scaling them back is immoral and allows the giant center of our country to return to their unbothered “everything is fine” state while ATROCITIES are still going on!
February 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
If you want my support I need evidence that you will END atrocities, not that you will scale them back. Scaling them back is immoral and allows the giant center of our country to return to their unbothered “everything is fine” state while ATROCITIES are still going on!
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The US is gearing up to literally starve Cuba into submission. It is absolutely criminal and obscene. And this to a country that everyone knows poses *zero* threat to the US.
The people of Cuba need our full solidarity in resisting this onslaught.
The people of Cuba need our full solidarity in resisting this onslaught.
February 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The US is gearing up to literally starve Cuba into submission. It is absolutely criminal and obscene. And this to a country that everyone knows poses *zero* threat to the US.
The people of Cuba need our full solidarity in resisting this onslaught.
The people of Cuba need our full solidarity in resisting this onslaught.
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Megan Thee Stallion beat her so bad she become a republican
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Megan Thee Stallion beat her so bad she become a republican
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The only people who have died have been people exercising their constitutional rights while masked, armed federal paramilitaries have violently invaded an entire state to do a wholesale ethnic cleansing campaign.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The only people who have died have been people exercising their constitutional rights while masked, armed federal paramilitaries have violently invaded an entire state to do a wholesale ethnic cleansing campaign.
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develop a serious drug problem that destroys your life and alienates your loved ones now, before drugs get more expensive
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 11:39 PM
develop a serious drug problem that destroys your life and alienates your loved ones now, before drugs get more expensive
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@inthesedeserts.bsky.social midwestern heckling supremacy
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:23 PM
@inthesedeserts.bsky.social midwestern heckling supremacy
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this philly snow plow driver lmaoooo this was near me
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
this philly snow plow driver lmaoooo this was near me
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They’re right when they said the true burden of being a leftist is being right too early. Call people brown shirts for years & you’re an alarmist. Call oligarchs fascist and you’re hysterical. And now Hell is empty and all the devils are here and motherfuckers are talking about ice being a problem.
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
They’re right when they said the true burden of being a leftist is being right too early. Call people brown shirts for years & you’re an alarmist. Call oligarchs fascist and you’re hysterical. And now Hell is empty and all the devils are here and motherfuckers are talking about ice being a problem.
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They call it "pulling a Vatican"
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
They call it "pulling a Vatican"
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‘your love of the halflings’ leaf has blinded you’ hey saruman how about you mind your own fucking business and not work my fucking program for me
January 25, 2026 at 4:04 PM
‘your love of the halflings’ leaf has blinded you’ hey saruman how about you mind your own fucking business and not work my fucking program for me
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Next they came for no one, because we stopped them.
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Next they came for no one, because we stopped them.
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Hold on guys I think I found the new moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hold on guys I think I found the new moderate position
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The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
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I have a moderate solution for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I have a moderate solution for ICE
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People are being murdered because our politicians think their reelection campaign is more important than our lives
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
People are being murdered because our politicians think their reelection campaign is more important than our lives
Those dudes need to hang by morning.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Those dudes need to hang by morning.
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all i see is a sundowning narcissist delegated immense power by two absentee branches of government, influenced by a fractious cabal of grifters and christian nationalists
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 PM
all i see is a sundowning narcissist delegated immense power by two absentee branches of government, influenced by a fractious cabal of grifters and christian nationalists
If he’s dead they need to tell us while I can still buy beer.
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
If he’s dead they need to tell us while I can still buy beer.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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if you're mad at trump now and you're not american then your country should have tried doing more election interference. where was your intelligence service, were they posting enough fake images to x the everything app? did your country print fake absentee ballots like north korea did in 2020?
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 PM
if you're mad at trump now and you're not american then your country should have tried doing more election interference. where was your intelligence service, were they posting enough fake images to x the everything app? did your country print fake absentee ballots like north korea did in 2020?
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“April 2025, Napoleon is aura farming. Lowkey though, The British fleet stands on business - Oceans do be battlefields fam”
January 16, 2026 at 11:09 AM
“April 2025, Napoleon is aura farming. Lowkey though, The British fleet stands on business - Oceans do be battlefields fam”