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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1h

Bari Weiss is bought and paid for and it’s a matter of time till someone scams her outright then writes a funny article.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 3h

Increasingly outrageous claims to sustain the rate of growth by getting new investment. It’s self driving cars but the difference is Tesla uber etc had an actual product to sell when that bubble popped.

Futurism @futurism.com · 7h

So that's where we're at.

Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren't Even "Real Work" to Start With

Worried that AI will destroy work? Well, Sam Altman asks if you've considered what a farmer from half a century ago thinks of your job, first.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 3h

It’s always two center left libs telling each other exactly.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 4d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 16h

He has MDS is my new theory and now is facing his mortality but not imminently.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19h

Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?

Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe if I always trade on margin nothing bad will ever happen despite years of contrary evidence

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

i kissed trudeau and i liked it / his face black with bright red lipstick

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 1d

chat it's happening

uk.news.yahoo.com/katy-perry-j...

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau appear to confirm romance - report

After months of rumours, proof seems to be in that Katy Perry is dating former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The loved-up couple were spotted kissing and cuddling on board Perry's 24-metre y...

uk.news.yahoo.com

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

I’m in the lab cooking up new types of cancer

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 1d

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 1d

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

The “hat” is actually a lose modified appendage for gripping a mate.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

From the top down view they have radial symmetry akin to cnidarians

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 1d

smurfs are the size they are because the lack internal structure. they are closer to gelatinous lichens than they are true fungi. they cannot grow larger without dedicated vasculature in our current oxygen environment. millions of years ago when there was more oxygen they were substantially larger.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d

They don’t have a ceolem and are closer to nematodes than Homo sapiens. Gargamel is actually large protozoan.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

I’m in an airport and now all I can think when ever I see a kid go buy is “that little kids mitochondria are all fucked up from uh Pokemon” in the RFK voice

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 2d

I think the main refreshing thing about Mamdani, for me, is that he actually likes New York City and wants to see it thrive for everyone.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

We are literally waiting on the cdc to tell us what bugs some patients have and now they just won’t. So some people in hospitals are gonna die cause of this. That’s all there is to it.

Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2d

They continue to eviscerate the public health machinery that has quietly kept Americans, and others around the world, safe and healthy for decades.

The staff of the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, the journal that reports on health trends and emerging infectious threats, was also laid off. The publication’s storied history includes a June 1981 report that five previously healthy gay men were treated for an unusual pneumonia — the first hint of the AIDS epidemic.

Roughly 70 Epidemic Intelligence Service officers — the so-called “disease detectives” who respond to outbreaks around the globe — received layoff notices, according to a person familiar with them. The service was spared during an earlier round of layoffs in February.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

It’s sacking Rome o clock

CNN @cnn.com · 2d

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

GOP leaders steadfast in shutdown stance despite rising pressure inside party | CNN Politics

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

www.cnn.com

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

Bari Weiss is proving to be the Google Stadia of people

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

you have to at least entertain the thesis that bari weiss has been propped up and sustained by moneyed elite interests with an agenda, and that there is no organic market for her zionist flattery out in the border mass market

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

She’s left her cushy make work job and now her own merit must sustain her and oops all gone.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

Flatliners

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 3d

ralph wiggum telling his parents And then he opened the seventh seal, and then there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. And I saw the seven angels and they were standing before-god. And seven trumpets were given to them. And another angel - he had a golden censer - he came and he stood at the alter.

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RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag @ridertoast.bsky.social · 2d

French Revolution follower bot:

Maximillian’s Robespierre’s head has unfollowed Maximillian Robespierre’s body.

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