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Yo Gabba Gabagool

@yogabbagabagool.bsky.social

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God has allowed me to live another day, and I’m about to make it all of you people’s problem.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · Mar 24

Kitty Cat Jones and the Temple of Hugs

Tonks dressed up as Indiana Jones, ready to explore the Temple of Hugs.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 15m

I don’t think my crush understands just how much I know about the lore of Warhammer 40k. If she knew just how much I knew about the Horus Heresy and Logan Grimnar, she would finally see me the way I see her.

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 1d

I love that this is high key a Warhammer 40k movie.

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 2d

A grasshopper landed on my guitar so strong that he plucked all six strings and I think it’s his now

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 3d

The corn maze is body shaming me

A bouncy platform at the corn maze saying “must be physically fit.”

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 4d

They literally just did Dream Warriors with Ethan Hawke

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 4d

Now seated for The Black Phone 2, if it sucks im gonna call it The Bad Fart 2 (the 2 is poop)

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 4d

She’s my second favorite guitar of mine, she’s a great guitar her name is Jess

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 4d

We out here

A fender dobro style guitar in a patio chair

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 8d

I like reading book recommendations from people because when you read enough of them from someone, and you see what speaks to them, you begin to understand them better.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 9d

It was fine.

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 9d

I’ll have you know that the intricate and rich lore of Warhammer 40,000 is art.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 9d

🎶I was in your wet dream cranking on my hog (clap 👏 clap👏!)🎶
😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 9d

Now seated for Roofman, if it sucks I’m gonna call it Rough, Man.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 9d

🎶I was in your wet dream cranking on my hog (clap 👏 clap👏!)🎶
😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 12d

If Donald Fagen was a superhero they’d call him the Dan of Steel

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 12d

If Donald Fagen was a superhero they call him the Dan of Steel

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 14d

My man has levels of swag not seen since Jesus walked the earth

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 14d

I just finished the new season of Blowback and it’s incredible. Fidel Castro and the Cuban military defeated the South Africans in open war, and I cannot believe that the man was so incredibly instrumental in the end of Apartheid. Truly the best to ever do it. UNDEFEATED. THE GOAT.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 16d

Look at this asshole

A lime green cybertruck that says “cyber beast” like an asshole

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 16d

I just fixed a garage door and bought upholstery cleaner, no one’s out there doing it like me

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 19d

I’m pleading STINKY, your honor

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 19d

The farts coming out of my butt rn are turning this courtroom into a chemical warfare testing site frfr

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 20d

I used to work against an immigration judge, Jacinto Palomino (immigration judge at Otero Processing Center and a man with a physical address where he lives) who was one of the most sadistic and cruel men I’ve ever met, and also so stupid he didn’t know what the 5th and amendment said

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 21d

🎶One love
One life
Let’s get together and fuck your wife🎶

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 21d

🎶One love
One life
Let’s get together and fuck your wife🎶

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