Charlie
@tweetcarp.bsky.social
Social distancing thought leader
📌 Chicago
📌 Chicago
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Instead of ending the constitution and murdering people, we could have high speed trains and universal health care.
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Instead of ending the constitution and murdering people, we could have high speed trains and universal health care.
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You cannot tell voters that this regime is an existential threat one day and aid and abet it every other day. Either you're lying or you are complicit, neither of which makes you fit for office.
7 Democrats just voted today to confirm a Trump judicial nominee who refused to say what happened on January 6 or answer who won the 2020 election:
Durbin
Hassan
Kaine
King
Klobuchar
Shaheen
Welch
Durbin
Hassan
Kaine
King
Klobuchar
Shaheen
Welch
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
You cannot tell voters that this regime is an existential threat one day and aid and abet it every other day. Either you're lying or you are complicit, neither of which makes you fit for office.
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Don’t have to ask me twice!
December 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Don’t have to ask me twice!
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my Slack wrapped says that I only sent 12 messages that gave HR cause for concern this year
all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
my Slack wrapped says that I only sent 12 messages that gave HR cause for concern this year
all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
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NYT: Is the President tired?
Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
NYT: Is the President tired?
Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
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Primary everyone. All of em. I'm serious. They have the worst political instincts in history in addition to being a bunch of pricks with a cushy job. Time to leave and go write your book, assholes. Take Tapper and the other dickheads with you on the way out
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Primary everyone. All of em. I'm serious. They have the worst political instincts in history in addition to being a bunch of pricks with a cushy job. Time to leave and go write your book, assholes. Take Tapper and the other dickheads with you on the way out
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A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
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waking up and groggily trying to piece together what people could possibly mean by “trump diarrhea video” i hate this world
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
waking up and groggily trying to piece together what people could possibly mean by “trump diarrhea video” i hate this world
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Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
September 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
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Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”
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The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
September 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
August 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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me, getting bribed: where the fuck are the chips
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
me, getting bribed: where the fuck are the chips
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On TV, it looked like an assault on democracy, but it was actually a job fair, apparently
Trump’s nominee to replace the Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner he fired pictured at January 6th, amazing scoop by @ryanjreilly.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
August 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
On TV, it looked like an assault on democracy, but it was actually a job fair, apparently