Cold Brew is Life
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Metabolically impaired and torpid.
Still loves cold brew coffee
Still loves cold brew coffee
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WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
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Again with the WATF
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Again with the WATF
WATF
The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.
"You have to vote for us.”
February 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
WATF
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Measles can kill.
It can disable.
It can wipe out your immune system memory.
It can leave children blind and deaf.
It’s almost entirely preventable.
The vaccine was a breakthrough that saved lives.
What’s happening now is an unspeakable and unnecessary tragedy
It can disable.
It can wipe out your immune system memory.
It can leave children blind and deaf.
It’s almost entirely preventable.
The vaccine was a breakthrough that saved lives.
What’s happening now is an unspeakable and unnecessary tragedy
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Measles can kill.
It can disable.
It can wipe out your immune system memory.
It can leave children blind and deaf.
It’s almost entirely preventable.
The vaccine was a breakthrough that saved lives.
What’s happening now is an unspeakable and unnecessary tragedy
It can disable.
It can wipe out your immune system memory.
It can leave children blind and deaf.
It’s almost entirely preventable.
The vaccine was a breakthrough that saved lives.
What’s happening now is an unspeakable and unnecessary tragedy
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Mr "No Regime Change" is back in his bullshit
President Donald Trump said Friday that a change in power in Iran "would be the best thing that could happen" as the U.S. administration weighs whether to take military action against Tehran.
https://to.pbs.org/4qEu182
https://to.pbs.org/4qEu182
Trump says change in power in Iran would be 'best' after sending 2nd aircraft carrier to region
President Donald Trump said Friday that a change in power in Iran “would be the best thing that could happen” as the U.S. administration weighs whether to take military action against Tehran.
www.pbs.org
February 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Mr "No Regime Change" is back in his bullshit
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The story of the Reuben that I did not know I needed, but wow!
i wrote about the reuben sandwich (an all time classic), the food feud behind it, and the totally washed and failson life of its namesake, the biblical patriarch reuben: buttondown.com/theswordandt...
Notable Sandwiches #138: Reuben
Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I trip merrily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, a...
buttondown.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The story of the Reuben that I did not know I needed, but wow!
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Wise plan.
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Wise plan.
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Good. Bring it all down. Drag all of these abusive monsters out into the daylight and destroy them.
Like, come on. We're waiting.
Like, come on. We're waiting.
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Good. Bring it all down. Drag all of these abusive monsters out into the daylight and destroy them.
Like, come on. We're waiting.
Like, come on. We're waiting.
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Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
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A few years ago, a neighbor had a small house fire. Trucks came, extinguished it. What followed was a long period of living in temporary housing, endless parade of repairs, massive paperwork, and the damage to their mental health and sense of stability.
Fire went out, recovery was hell.
(Metaphor.)
Fire went out, recovery was hell.
(Metaphor.)
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
A few years ago, a neighbor had a small house fire. Trucks came, extinguished it. What followed was a long period of living in temporary housing, endless parade of repairs, massive paperwork, and the damage to their mental health and sense of stability.
Fire went out, recovery was hell.
(Metaphor.)
Fire went out, recovery was hell.
(Metaphor.)
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Trump's approval ratings are low so... they're going to stop reporting his approval rating.
Can't make this complict shit up any more.
Can't make this complict shit up any more.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Trump's approval ratings are low so... they're going to stop reporting his approval rating.
Can't make this complict shit up any more.
Can't make this complict shit up any more.
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Scoop: Top FDA official Vinay Prasad overruled the agency’s reviewers when he refused to accept Moderna’s application for a new influenza vaccine, STAT has learned.
www.statnews.com/2026/02/11/m...
www.statnews.com/2026/02/11/m...
Prasad overruled FDA staff to reject Moderna's flu vaccine application
The rejection is the latest instance of Vinay Prasad overruling career FDA scientists to place vaccines under harsher scrutiny.
www.statnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Scoop: Top FDA official Vinay Prasad overruled the agency’s reviewers when he refused to accept Moderna’s application for a new influenza vaccine, STAT has learned.
www.statnews.com/2026/02/11/m...
www.statnews.com/2026/02/11/m...
JFC
This is truly the dumbest possible timeline
So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
JFC
Fucking embarrassing dot gif
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Fucking embarrassing dot gif
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".. The Congressional Budget Office on Wednesday warned yet again that the US is on an unsustainable fiscal path, jacking up its estimate of deficits for the coming decade by $1.4 trillion thanks in part to .. Trump’s 2025 tax law and immigration policies."
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
CBO Boosts US Deficit Call by $1.4 Trillion on Trump Policies
The Congressional Budget Office on Wednesday warned yet again that the US is on an unsustainable fiscal path, jacking up its estimate of deficits for the coming decade by $1.4 trillion thanks in part ...
www.bloomberg.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
".. The Congressional Budget Office on Wednesday warned yet again that the US is on an unsustainable fiscal path, jacking up its estimate of deficits for the coming decade by $1.4 trillion thanks in part to .. Trump’s 2025 tax law and immigration policies."
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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We are governed by the dumbest fucking people on Earth. And you know what? Every time I have that realization, it’s impossible not to follow it up with “because we have the dumbest fucking voters on Earth.”
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EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
We are governed by the dumbest fucking people on Earth. And you know what? Every time I have that realization, it’s impossible not to follow it up with “because we have the dumbest fucking voters on Earth.”
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Best of luck to any Republicans running for office in Michigan this year. This is one of the most unbelievable stories of corruption I have read since that last story about corruption from last week. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...
Bridge Owner Lobbied Administration Before Trump Blasted Competing Span to Canada
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Best of luck to any Republicans running for office in Michigan this year. This is one of the most unbelievable stories of corruption I have read since that last story about corruption from last week. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...
I was waiting to read this, and am 'shocked' that the family that owns the existing toll bridge is a part of this action. 'Shocked'
Aaand there you go: Trump’s sudden about-face on the most important Canada-US border crossing came after meeting with the billionaire family that owns the rival bridge. Nice scoop, confirming suspicions of everyone who has followed this file and is familiar with Trump www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...
Bridge Owner Lobbied Administration Before Trump Blasted Competing Span to Canada
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I was waiting to read this, and am 'shocked' that the family that owns the existing toll bridge is a part of this action. 'Shocked'
Funny way to say "we screwed up, our policies are hurting the economy, but we're gonna double down on them"
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Funny way to say "we screwed up, our policies are hurting the economy, but we're gonna double down on them"
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Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
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