Tin Foil Awards
@tinfoilawards.bsky.social
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Awarding those outstanding conspiracy theorists who assure the rest of us that we are, at least, relatively sane. https://youtube.com/channel/UCDlnLHMCM1bD0nZ9V6bkrAQ
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tinfoilawards.bsky.social
Wait until he hears how the girls were made to dress on Epstein's island
oregonian.com
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
Donald Trump could literally rape a ten-year-old on live TV and his supporters would not wane in their devotion, yet he and the rest of the GOP continually stall and deflect from releasing the Epstein files. This tells me that what is in those files is unimaginably worse than we think.
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
On a related note, I'm going to call my next garage band the Fun Suckers
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
For the life of me I will never understand the mentality of people who think they get to demand that other people use social media a particular way. But joke's on them - I have the phrase "alt text" muted so if they try it on me, they're howling into the void.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
They are terrified of the No Kings rallies and doing everything they can to discredit them.

If you're on the fence about going, just think of how much it'll piss off these assholes.
atrupar.com
Emmer: "We call it the 'Hate America' rally because you'll see the hate for America all over this thing when they show up. The rumor is that they can't end this shutdown because this small but very violent and vocal group is the only one that's happy about this."
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
So nothing to do with my post, then.
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
Restrooms everywhere are replacing paper towels with air dryers as though you can blow your nose with an air dryer
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
Challenge: When a MAGA says that destroying things in protest is un-American, ask them to describe the events of the Boston Tea Party.
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
And yes, you will be fucking blocked if you respond with "it's Columbus Day" even as a joke, so fucking don't
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
The wishing-people-happy-Indigenous-Peoples-Day-without-racists-commenting-it's-Columbus-Day-actually challenge has a 0% success rate
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cwebbonline.com
The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
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abbeyarletto.bsky.social
Human rights defenders organizing to prevent climate catastrophe are facing a surge in reprisals, as governments around the world denigrate, delegitimize and criminalize activists in spite of worsening global heating, a top United Nations official has told the Guardian.
‘It’s a road to destruction’: climate defenders facing surge in reprisals, says UN expert
Mary Lawlor, UN special rapporteur for human rights defenders, accuses US, UK and other governments of paying lip service to climate goals while criminalizing activists
www.theguardian.com
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
I've made it at home before. Not too hard to make and kinda fun, too.
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
If you pick a raw paw, well, next time beware
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
Eat your heart out, Simon's Cat
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
Linguistic pet peeve:

The word is "whoa," not "woah."
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
Okay, I'll bite. What does any of this have to do with the point of my post?
tinfoilawards.bsky.social
Any of them named Lakey McLakeface?