tori!
@torimartino.bsky.social
in love with don henley since 2003. green bay packers owner. storm spotter. pophead. my favorite scent is outboard motor exhaust. i’m with coco forever. she/her
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6 is representing the US in the olympics
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
6 is representing the US in the olympics
i have a ritual every june. i text my friend from high school if she'd like to hang out on the fourth of july. i ask if it's okay that we come over to her house to watch the fireworks. she says "we've been doing this for like 13 years straight of course you can." i ask anyway
Everyone's got that one text friend you don't speak to for months or even years at a time that'll just bust in out of nowhere with loud shit and my guy just sent me: "Kevin Stevens went from playing hockey with Mario to getting busted running a drug ring. That's crazy right" totally unprompted
February 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
i have a ritual every june. i text my friend from high school if she'd like to hang out on the fourth of july. i ask if it's okay that we come over to her house to watch the fireworks. she says "we've been doing this for like 13 years straight of course you can." i ask anyway
my ear is STILL clogged, there's mucus coming out of every possible hole, and i'm coughing so hard that it's making my head fucking hurt! help!!!!!!
February 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
my ear is STILL clogged, there's mucus coming out of every possible hole, and i'm coughing so hard that it's making my head fucking hurt! help!!!!!!
i might be sick as a dog but the weather outside is making me want to skip gleefully down the street
February 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
i might be sick as a dog but the weather outside is making me want to skip gleefully down the street
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Charles Ephebophile Cheese
Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files
February 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Charles Ephebophile Cheese
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making sure i hold on to enough PTO for The Event
February 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
making sure i hold on to enough PTO for The Event
just googled "HOW DO I STOP MUCUS FROM COMING OUT OF MY FUCKING EYES REDDIT"
February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
just googled "HOW DO I STOP MUCUS FROM COMING OUT OF MY FUCKING EYES REDDIT"
yeeeeeehawwwww
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
yeeeeeehawwwww
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no driver has ever done “the double’’: winning the Daytona 500 and saving 155 lives by safely landing an Airbus A320 in the Hudson River
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
no driver has ever done “the double’’: winning the Daytona 500 and saving 155 lives by safely landing an Airbus A320 in the Hudson River
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🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
although it might have to be urgent care first because my ear still hasn’t popped and it does not feel great!
oh i need this daytona 500 couch rot day so fucking bad
February 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
although it might have to be urgent care first because my ear still hasn’t popped and it does not feel great!
oh i need this daytona 500 couch rot day so fucking bad
February 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
oh i need this daytona 500 couch rot day so fucking bad
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Page 4 of the search results on PornHub says different
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Page 4 of the search results on PornHub says different
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Happy Valentine's Day
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Happy Valentine's Day
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while you were studying the blade, i went to the store
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
while you were studying the blade, i went to the store
in bed at home ears still plugged help
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 AM
in bed at home ears still plugged help
i already don’t like flying but there’s light turbulence and my ears are SO plugged and i’m sleepy but i cannot sleep due to motion sickness! AAAAAAA yall got any shortcuts to mke
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
i already don’t like flying but there’s light turbulence and my ears are SO plugged and i’m sleepy but i cannot sleep due to motion sickness! AAAAAAA yall got any shortcuts to mke
basically the entire trajectory of my life was set in motion by watching whose line in the disney world hotel room at age 10. Can Fuckin Confirm
if you ever feel bad you can just watch whose line is it anyway compilations on youtube
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
basically the entire trajectory of my life was set in motion by watching whose line in the disney world hotel room at age 10. Can Fuckin Confirm
snow’s almost all melted at home. hit 50 there today. bailey dog got her stitches out and is boppin around like normal. my flight boards in an hour. disney was fuckin awesome but please i’m so ready to get back to god’s country
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
snow’s almost all melted at home. hit 50 there today. bailey dog got her stitches out and is boppin around like normal. my flight boards in an hour. disney was fuckin awesome but please i’m so ready to get back to god’s country
every minute i spend in traffic waiting to enter the orlando airport makes me more grateful for the milwaukee airport
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
every minute i spend in traffic waiting to enter the orlando airport makes me more grateful for the milwaukee airport
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I’m at the Noodle family reunion. Gang is all here: Mr. Noodle, his brothers, Ms. Noodle. Even his dog. They’ve managed to set the pavilion on fire trying to take a group photo
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I’m at the Noodle family reunion. Gang is all here: Mr. Noodle, his brothers, Ms. Noodle. Even his dog. They’ve managed to set the pavilion on fire trying to take a group photo
coooooool now I have to sit around here for (checks notes) five hours before going to the airport
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
coooooool now I have to sit around here for (checks notes) five hours before going to the airport
this jazz music at port orleans is gonna be stuck in my fucking head FOREVER
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
this jazz music at port orleans is gonna be stuck in my fucking head FOREVER
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a non-messy biathlete hero emerges
🇫🇷 QUENTIN FILLON MAILLET!!!! What a day!!!! He wins another 🥇, his 6th career Olympic medal putting him in rare air...and then he announces he's going to be a dad!!! Welcome to the club buddy! Hope for a smooth pregnancy for mom and baby!!!
#biathlon
#biathlon
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
a non-messy biathlete hero emerges
i fear i may be catching a disney plague from my sister who has been stricken with it. no matter! we will mask up and thug it out for our last 48 hours in the rat kingdom. once the landing gear hits the tarmac in milwaukee, then i can completely break down
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
i fear i may be catching a disney plague from my sister who has been stricken with it. no matter! we will mask up and thug it out for our last 48 hours in the rat kingdom. once the landing gear hits the tarmac in milwaukee, then i can completely break down