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Tori Martino

@torimartino.bsky.social

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in love with don henley since 2003. green bay packers owner. storm spotter. pophead. my favorite scent is outboard motor exhaust. i’m with coco forever. she/her

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 4h

i feel you on this one girl, RIP to tucker kraft’s ACL (probably) 😭😭😭

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 5h

matthew you best not besmirch the good name of the John Madden Thanksgiving Celebration, lest you be destroyed by the lions in front of the entire nation

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 5h

i hope matt lafleur reflects from this loss, and i hope he:
1) stops running screens so fucking much
2) goes with havrisik at kicker instead of mcmanus
3) stops being such a hardass about holidays

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 5h

AND kyle "hard R" larson won the nascar championship, AND i ate a grape in such a way that the juice hit my throat weirdly and has now left a burny sore spot. i guess it's time to eat some melatonin and start over tomorrow EL OH EL

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 7h

a stupid packers loss, daylight savings ending, AND having to work overtime tomorrow... this zoloft is going to need to do some heavy fucking lifting

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 8h

after that game, it only feels right for me to restrain myself to eating soup and bread and grapes for dinner like some sort of poor medieval peasant child

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 8h

kraft feared to have torn his ACL

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 8h

same, i’m real nervous about kraft :/

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 8h

and now the question is whether matty gets his head in the game or not. lotta season left but like... i'm waiting!!!

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 8h

bump. we've got to have a talk with this fucking guy

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 9h

i think the shareholders should be able to gather and have a town hall with matt lafleur. i have some words for him

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 8h

ah my stupid boneheaded football team. i still love you even though you're stupid and boneheaded. onto the nascar championship

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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 8h

I almost never say this but the Packers deserved to lose that game

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 8h

precisely!

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 8h

this is about to be dumb as hell isnt it

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 8h

oh cool! mind games to try and get a kicker to miss! wow

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 9h

i'm kinda feelin a keisean nixon pick. i like that vibe

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 9h

micah i hope you're hungry for panther

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Tim Backes @timbackes.bsky.social · 9h

now would be a great time for the october defensive player of the month to register some pressures

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 9h

THANK YOU!

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 9h

that's a million percent a touchdown

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Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 9h

WHERE'S REPLAY ASSIST NOW GODDAMNIT

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 9h

THROW THE FUCKING CHALLENGE FLAG MATTHEW

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 9h

OH NO YOU DON'T

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 9h

love that we only up the tempo when there's 3 minutes left in the game and we're forced to pass instead of matty running silly little screens. you do know you can do this earlier in the game too right

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 9h

give them my shoulder and my knee i don't need them

Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 9h

The Packers have ruled out Tucker Kraft (knee) and Matthew Golden (shoulder) for the remainder of the game.