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not watching the game but seems we've had some serious tootblan's
"it got me!" absolutely kills me
Nobody else wanted to climb down the cliffs to the beach. I said we should, it'd be fun.

I was right.
Late shift special, printing some pics from vacation. A few of my fav, will delete:
Wed morning: pork shoulders

Thurs morning: chicken quarters

Fri afternoon: toss some excess from above into a Brunswick stew for walking around and/or sustenance for tottering parents
Not a dig, to be clear. Just that there are "cater" people and "cook" people. Cater people tend to be more loosey goosey
Mrs, as we're falling asleep: oh yeah, I told like 20 people that we'd host them on Fri night for dinner and we'd serve as a base of operations for trick-or-treating

Me: thanks for the heads up, I've been operating under this assumption ever since this got sprang on me for the first time 5 yrs ago
Not sure what we're making tomorrow but it's gonna involve leeks, carrots, celery. Ground meat of some sort? Tomatoes? Potatoes? Stock of course. We'll see where the wind takes us.
Too much craziness, gestures hands broadly. Gonna prep some ingredients to combat the nervous energy bc tomorrow starts Soup Szn in this household.
Alright instead of starting a new hour long episode of something let's finish up the last 20ish min of a few shows we've fallen asleep to over the past week. Like some clean out the fridge for dinner night.
Exceedingly rare but every now and then you'll get a tiny box of Junior Mints and they're a delight
To get some positivity on the skyline, instead of the worst Halloween candy, what are you favorite Halloween goodies?
In every relationship one partner sees this and says "why?!", the other says "damn he ALMOST had it"
Hot new diet for 2026
If only it had a wittle wadduh
Local big box warehouse still had enough of my preferred handing-out candy in stock during my lunchtime run today. Blessed.
Bonus monsters
Buddy asked for a golf cart ride. Chilly so we bundled up. No ragrets.
Watch your head
Publix Garlic Spread ™️ slaps. Thank you for reading my sponsored post.
Hell yes. Wins all around.
I have good/bad news. The meat they missed on my delivery? They just brought it. It's on the grill.
We play the cards we're dealt, Callie. Maybe we'll have better luck tomorrow.
For real? Cuz I got a hankering for radishes. Got hummus and everything.
No. Some of us are eating asparagus and broccoli bc our door dash order somehow left out the meat.