Tyler Johnston
tmj.bsky.social
Tyler Johnston
@tmj.bsky.social
Skymaxing over here.
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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please re-renner this urgent message
January 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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not only using a Teflon pan but with a metal spatula. damn that worm in his head was powerful huh
December 20, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Cities are currently discussing the "problem of ebikes".
this shit is not real life
December 17, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Quarter zip fleeces are at half mast today🫡
December 5, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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When you view Mount Rushmore against the background of the sacred Black Hills site which it desecrated, you realize how hideous and pathetic it is. Truly a vulgar monstrosity.
December 2, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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I went to the Nostalgia Museum for the first time in 10 years. It wasn't as good as I remembered it.
November 26, 2024 at 1:13 PM
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Having a sides-only Thanksgiving this year. No turkey, just carbs and gravy. Modern problems require modern solutions.
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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There's something I need people to understand.

The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.

The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
Coca-Cola’s newest Christmas commercial was made using AI.
November 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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it’s about to get very, very hard to be transgender in the united states. likely harder than it’s been in american history. do not let them scare you into backing down. do not give into transphobes framing. stand up to them however you can. it shouldn’t be this way but we have to fight
November 20, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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the lesson of the election isn’t “we should give up on trans rights,” it’s that the GOP took an issue that negatively impacted almost no one and made it a headliner. why would it help to surrender on an issue if they can create a grievance from thin air?
November 20, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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Making RFK Jr eat McDonald's is so good as a Stalinesque tactic to break his inner circle's spirits completely, over and over. You WILL eat the Big Mac and you WILL NOT say how you think it's pumped full of hormones that cause autism. Look at RFK's face here!
November 17, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Woke up this morning remembering how, after Kerry's 2004 loss to W, the Democratic party and the press decided it was abortion's fault. When I tell you that this is not an exaggerated memory:
November 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch
April 27, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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Fueling up before you and your bros land on an island to hunt a man whose debts will be cleared if he can survive for 24 hours
November 17, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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We’re crossing a critical threshold where everyone now has an account they hate on here. The Age of Blood has begun
November 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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first day of idf training
November 15, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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NOOOOOOO 😭
November 15, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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there being no AI bots is so peaceful... every post is a human thought. pesticide-free posting. farm to table skeets
November 14, 2024 at 5:17 AM