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tincanman
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"A really punny guy. You should follow him." - Aristotle

I also curate themed playlists @tincanland.com. Adele once asked if I kept a catalogue so she could have them allllllllllll

#nanoinfluencer
#BillW
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · Feb 3
Just got an email notice from me bridge club. From now on the dominant suit will be called wanker instead of Trump.
tincanman.bsky.social
#banger
typenamehere.bsky.social Rhiannon @typenamehere.bsky.social · 5h
this classic edm banger Silence by Delerium vocals by Sarah McLachlan is almost 30yo

✍️ just read best lyrics explanation esp the last paragraph about excessive passion i find relatable inre my estranged crush and how i used to drown but have since transformed it into something refined and tangible
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social
Hey all, this is what it looks like inside the tent on the CBC plaza. Come on down and join us at 700 Hamilton Street. By the way, we are not on CBC Gem this morning just on the radio and on CBC Listen.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
By gum that's an ugly font, he ejaculated
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
My blood pressure rose to 130 over 70 19 times out of 20 when I read that.
hypocaust.bsky.social Hypocaust @hypocaust.bsky.social · 1d
24 ball fifty for Laura Wolvaardt, the fastest by a South African woman in a T20I.

#SAvIRE
espncricinfo.com/series/irela...
livestream
youtube.com/watch?v=qlz7...
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
Even a tire change is right twice a year.
haliphacks.bsky.social Fo Fo Fo Simpson 🎄 @haliphacks.bsky.social · Dec 2
The snow tires that have been on my car all year are relevant again.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
Ditto podcasts. Stupid things.
heykellyjensen.bsky.social kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 4d
I saw a meme last night about a generational divide marker of folks who cannot sit through videos and want the words typed out because they read faster than they can watch a video and I felt that deep in my heart. I'm happy for folks who love video, but I hate them. Give me text. Let me read.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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fervorcoulee.bsky.social
#MusicChallenge
#SoundtrackThis
#MusicSky
Hungover

Colter Wall, "Memories and Empties"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VGy...
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
"But it's free!"
- morons
evangreer.bsky.social Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 3d
When I say Spotify is Surveillance, I don’t just mean it’s creepy that they are tracking what music you listen to and using that data to serve ads.

I mean your Spotify data is deeply intimate and can be used to glean information about you like your daily habits, your moods, and more.
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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aridublion.bsky.social
Hey look at us! We made @phish.net !!! @jempradio.com has a brand new app and you'd be doing yourself a huge favour to download it! phish.net/blog/1764796...
JEMP Radio Releases New Mobile App
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phish.net
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
#bangers
sicburns2.bsky.social [Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6d
Listen sonny boy I delete more potential bangers before breakfast than you post all week now get off Santa’s lap the line’s getting long
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
"entered"
Hey y'all just dropping in to say hi and hey what's with those shackles you guard people
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
"fair" ie give us what we want
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d
Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
A photo of workers at Individualized Shirts, a shirt factory in New Jersey. Each person has their fist in the air as a sign of solidarity. There's a sign behind them with photos and the words: "Fair Contract Now."
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
No way! We don't leave people behind here. All for one and SQUIRREL
kellalena.bsky.social Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 3d
When I start getting hungry it’s too late, just go on without me.
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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westendphoenix.bsky.social
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Sober, trans, queer and, as of this year, vegan, Niko Stratis says she often feels like a bingo card of people you don’t want to invite to a party.

What it’s like to navigate the holiday season when everything is the same—but you.

www.westendphoenix.com/stories/all-...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS — West End Phoenix
Sober, trans, queer and, as of this year, vegan, Niko Stratis says she often feels like a bingo card of people you don’t want to invite to a party. What it’s like to navigate the holiday season when e...
www.westendphoenix.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
Although to be fair North America seems to be moving backward at a fair clip
emophilips.bsky.social Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 4d
So it’s NOT my imagination
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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aridublion.bsky.social
Do you think if they decriminalized the used undergarment trade there would be less harm? www.prpeak.com/local-news/u...
Undergarment thief arrested by Powell River RCMP
55-year-old suspect apprehended outside recreation complex with items taken from pool change room
www.prpeak.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
When she boutta hark on it
Two very innocent Xmas angels
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Christmas time is family time
A charity-shop Christmas card in a plastic sleeve. It shows a stylised drawing of Christmas trees, and bears the legend: "merry christmas to my wonderful brother and boyfriend" (I assume it's a pro-LGBTQ+ card and should read "his boyfriend")
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
tincanman.bsky.social
Depends. Who's asking?
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Shout out to Crash Course for doing Indigenous history with some incredible free episodes already (starring Lily Gladstone no less!)
youtu.be/Dj8EjBQJD84?...
A History of Indigenous Women with Lily Gladstone: Ep 19 of Crash Course Native American History
YouTube video by CrashCourse
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
ie an influencer
raindro.bsky.social raindro jolly raindro @raindro.bsky.social · 4d
to be clear.. jesus only became holy during the crucifixion. before that he was a blasphemer and just a bit prophetic
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
Mine just handed me a deodorant sampler. No words necc, apparently
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · 4d
my doctor wrote down that I'm incredibly strong. perhaps even the strongest person who ever lived
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
tincanman.bsky.social
At Christmas?
lanceparkin.bsky.social Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 4d
True fact: before it was retooled as a Whoopi Goldberg vehicle, Sister Act was a movie where John McClane (Bruce Willis) went undercover at a nunnery called Old Habits Die Hard.
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
tincanman.bsky.social
Last Christmas I went non-material and gave subscriptions as gifts. This year I'm stitching together material from all the tote bags into a quilt for the poors.
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
tincanman.bsky.social
Seasons Greetings To All 🛷🎅🎄
(Opened the first square on my holiday Advil calendar today)
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM