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But I'll be honest a lot of people are not really functioning to my standards
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
But I'll be honest a lot of people are not really functioning to my standards
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We received a hook, meant to be door-mounted, for holding a wreath. It is, uh, bedazzled.
6yo, upon seeing it: I'm going to take this and make it my weapon for killing people when I go and kill people.
Me: Yes.
6yo, upon seeing it: I'm going to take this and make it my weapon for killing people when I go and kill people.
Me: Yes.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We received a hook, meant to be door-mounted, for holding a wreath. It is, uh, bedazzled.
6yo, upon seeing it: I'm going to take this and make it my weapon for killing people when I go and kill people.
Me: Yes.
6yo, upon seeing it: I'm going to take this and make it my weapon for killing people when I go and kill people.
Me: Yes.
“How did you get into TTRPGs?”
Ya know, back in outer space
We used to drink... a LOT
Ya know, back in outer space
We used to drink... a LOT
“How did you get into TTRPGs?”
In the darkest depths of Mordor,
I met a girl so fair
In the darkest depths of Mordor,
I met a girl so fair
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"
On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair...
... You can check out any time you like
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair...
... You can check out any time you like
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“How did you get into TTRPGs?”
Ya know, back in outer space
We used to drink... a LOT
Ya know, back in outer space
We used to drink... a LOT
Get in the reboot, Jackie
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Get in the reboot, Jackie
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Small Yorkie dog ate the four sticks of butter acquired for Thanksgiving cooking. Yorkie proceeded to be extremely greasy all over, seemingly extruding the butter through her fur, for *three full weeks*!
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Small Yorkie dog ate the four sticks of butter acquired for Thanksgiving cooking. Yorkie proceeded to be extremely greasy all over, seemingly extruding the butter through her fur, for *three full weeks*!
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*sniff* they grow up so fast 🥲
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
*sniff* they grow up so fast 🥲
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Regret to report that there has been another good linkedin post
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Regret to report that there has been another good linkedin post
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When I was 18 and the drinking age had just been raised, I tried arguing with my grandfather that if 18 was old enough to join the military, it should be old enough to drink. He laughed and said "Being in the military doesn't make you grown up, they tell you when to wake up, when to eat,
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When I was 18 and the drinking age had just been raised, I tried arguing with my grandfather that if 18 was old enough to join the military, it should be old enough to drink. He laughed and said "Being in the military doesn't make you grown up, they tell you when to wake up, when to eat,
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Grateful Dead groupies
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Grateful Dead groupies
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Every time I get my ballot I say “okay, now which major party candidates have not already tried to violently overthrow our constitutional form of government” and you know what, in 2024 I didn’t even get to question 2 on my checklist
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Every time I get my ballot I say “okay, now which major party candidates have not already tried to violently overthrow our constitutional form of government” and you know what, in 2024 I didn’t even get to question 2 on my checklist
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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This New Yorker cartoon from 1940 gets me every time
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This New Yorker cartoon from 1940 gets me every time
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I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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BRB, starting discourse about how viewing art on the Internet is morally bankrupt regardless of its origin because even if it was made by human hands, what you're seeing on your screen is not the ORIGINAL human-made digital file, but a soulless machine-made replica in your browser's Internet cache.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
BRB, starting discourse about how viewing art on the Internet is morally bankrupt regardless of its origin because even if it was made by human hands, what you're seeing on your screen is not the ORIGINAL human-made digital file, but a soulless machine-made replica in your browser's Internet cache.
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I am sure that in the Call of Duty, one of the death noises when you get killed is Roger Moore's "Yooowwl!"
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James Bond - Roger Moore's reused groan noise
YouTube video by Steve Brassington
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November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I am sure that in the Call of Duty, one of the death noises when you get killed is Roger Moore's "Yooowwl!"
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My boss sends me important notes throughout the day
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My boss sends me important notes throughout the day
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Post a gif of a show you've watched start to finish more than once.
Cowboy Bebop showed up deeper in the chain, so here's another.
Cowboy Bebop showed up deeper in the chain, so here's another.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Post a gif of a show you've watched start to finish more than once.
Cowboy Bebop showed up deeper in the chain, so here's another.
Cowboy Bebop showed up deeper in the chain, so here's another.
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My "I'm not allowed to say what the career staff recommended" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my "I'm not allowed to say what the career staff recommended" t-shirt
BREAKING: Prosecutors in the Comey case just told the judge that they’re under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending *against* indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My "I'm not allowed to say what the career staff recommended" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my "I'm not allowed to say what the career staff recommended" t-shirt
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
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an update: I have just received unsolicited (though very nice) spider pics from this anonymous sender
My dear presently offline friend @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social received this urgent political text message
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
an update: I have just received unsolicited (though very nice) spider pics from this anonymous sender
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Rideable goose mount ✅
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Rideable goose mount ✅
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
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Already got great reviews from beta readers in the replies/quotes here. It's gonna be good shit
It has almost exactly enough war crimes
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Already got great reviews from beta readers in the replies/quotes here. It's gonna be good shit