Tim G
@timg.bsky.social
Always buying scratch-offs in the draft lottery
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Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.
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it’s called the kaioken, jerry. i’m increasing my strength and speed five, ten, fifteen times my normal limit with absolutely zero downside
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
it’s called the kaioken, jerry. i’m increasing my strength and speed five, ten, fifteen times my normal limit with absolutely zero downside
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
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The Three Ages Of Man
January 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Three Ages Of Man
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I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.
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what an image
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
what an image
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This is what it's all about folks
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This is what it's all about folks
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This is what our government has sent into cities across the country to arrest normal, nonviolent working people. Insanity.
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
This is what our government has sent into cities across the country to arrest normal, nonviolent working people. Insanity.
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
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gonna need this set to “Maps”
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
gonna need this set to “Maps”
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Has anyone done this yet
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Has anyone done this yet
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Ringing in the new year by watching the Buffalo Sabres.
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Ringing in the new year by watching the Buffalo Sabres.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
Perfection
getting some feelings out productively
December 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Perfection
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[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
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All the other ham vendors at the airport in shambles. Questioning their entire business model. Mumbling "I'm ruined" etc.
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
All the other ham vendors at the airport in shambles. Questioning their entire business model. Mumbling "I'm ruined" etc.
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When the psyllium husk hits
a man in a leather jacket is playing a guitar in front of a purple background .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is playing a guitar in front of a purple background .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When the psyllium husk hits
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Merry Christmas, friends
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Merry Christmas, friends
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I would watch an hourlong supercut of trick plays that go for less than 10 yards. If that makes me a sick individual so be it.
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I would watch an hourlong supercut of trick plays that go for less than 10 yards. If that makes me a sick individual so be it.