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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙
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alias Matt • chaotic good • agnostic, autistic, bisexual • probably playing a board game in his head right now
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I really underestimated the depravity of the American junkers
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Hard times create hard men.
Hard men create soft times.
Soft times create soft men.
Soft men create Medieval Times.
Medieval Times create Medieval Men.
Medieval Men create Early Modern times.
Early Modern times create conditions for industrial war.
I forget where I'm going with this.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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You don’t hate the press enough.
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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This is an accurate reflection of how they see the world: evangelicals do not like to hold any kind of mental space for mystery or ambiguity, for the idea that certain things simply cannot be known.
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Evangelical fiction always seems to be set in a world where their beliefs are so overwhelmingly and objectively true that you would have to be nuts not to believe in them. See also: the Left Behind series.
correct! i joke on and off that evangelical movies are basically similar to the didactic era of socialist realism films in 20th century movies
IMHO Marty & Schrader made films about struggling with faith in a God who regularly seems to abandon His followers, while evangelical movies, uh, aren't like that
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I can really tell you didn’t grow up on Internet forums if you’re shocked and indignant about “sometimes even human moderators make capricious and inscrutable decisions that you don’t like”
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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I’m old, Gandalf. I don’t look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts.
No no, that’s what the rubes who buy the game want

It’s actually a vehicle for selling countless reskins of the same cosmetic for 10 dollars a pop after you account for the three layers of obscure meaningless pseudocurrencies the storefront uses to obscure price and confuse children
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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You can release people from prison. You can't un-shoot them. Prisons are infinitely less unjust than the death sentence or extrajudicial murder simply because there is zero recourse for being dead.
"What about [form of abuse that is mostly de facto decriminalised right now anyway]?"

I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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guys I hate to burst the blowjob bubble but the "blowing Bubba" thing in the Epstein e-mails is very likely to be them making prison rape jokes. Trump is going to prison, therefore Trump is going to have to blow Bubba - the mythical rapey fellow inmate of gross prison jokes by U.S. men.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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dawg they are making the cities into internal colonies
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Watching a thing on the Liberty cargo ships we pumped out in WWII and thinking about how Hegseth and Co. would have lost us that war with their absurd Warfighter(tm) fetishes
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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One of the most infuriating--and liberating--things about all this is seeing how utterly pathetic our rulers are. A man as powerful as Summers, this empty and sad, with the kind of petty misogyny that he runs crying to *Jeffrey Epstein* about...
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I have a basically pre-modern relationship with all Mods. To me they are a type of weather
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Chat is it good or bad for their coalition that republicans are polarizing the US Conference of Catholic Bishops specifically against them?
US Bishops have responded to attacks by Border Czar Tom Homan: “The bishops of the United States have spoken together and in unity with Pope Leo XIV.”
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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again, if you want to bet on sports, there should be a physical barrier - you should have to go to vegas - to do it
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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This feels akin to why I've drifted away from D&D. It wants to position itself as a generic toolbox, but the mechanics don't actually support that. And the semi-genericness means there's just not enough there to fire the imagination compared to games with a clear vision of what they're for.
I suppose my take on all this is that as of 2025, Dungeons and Dragons does not feel like a very coherent game/brand. Some of that is by design because they want to be the “everything” game. But I think they‘ve spread themselves a bit thin in terms of vibes/aesthetic.
The only thing I have an issue with here is there’s a friendly beholder

That’s just wrong
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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It's wild how many of our pervasive conservatives have obvious "convince Hitler not to drop out of art school" forks in their paths where if they'd followed their bliss they would have been A Problem for way fewer people
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I’m just saying that to me, it feels like nobody is at the wheel. The 5.5 era feels like design by committee. I’m not saying it’s a *bad* game as far as the meat and potatoes go, though I feel like the refusal to admit it’s a new edition is dishonest. But I don’t really see a vision.
But like… even the PHB and DMG feel like they’re not on the same page of where they want to be on the cozycore spectrum. It just feels… incoherent.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Yeah. I think some of WotC is in a weird place where they are dead set on making DnD a place where it’s never the right thing to kick down a door and take everyone’s stuff and equally deadset on the rules revolving round it and I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
I think their game is at odd with their vibes. It’s a combat focused game that wants to be a bright, happy setting with minimal conflict.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I suppose my take on all this is that as of 2025, Dungeons and Dragons does not feel like a very coherent game/brand. Some of that is by design because they want to be the “everything” game. But I think they‘ve spread themselves a bit thin in terms of vibes/aesthetic.
The only thing I have an issue with here is there’s a friendly beholder

That’s just wrong
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM