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@therissa.bsky.social
rissa/she/they/🦌 favorite food is cake favorite color is seafoam
i play dnd and video games
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i play dnd and video games
TheRissa on discord
beantricks on tumblr
NintendoFriendCode: SW-0924-1910-3609
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· Sep 24
i found my favorite glados portal glamour shots :) i will have more favorite moments in the comments i’m sure - stick around! god i loved being her.
i had a glass of [redacted] with a couple [REDACTED] and this is AFTER i had been fingerblasted to the moon so let me just say i’m flirting with yiu. if i’m doing yiu at all i really like yiu. m
sometimes flirting is platonic and ads and jt means i want to fuck up together forever
sometimes flirting is platonic and ads and jt means i want to fuck up together forever
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
i had a glass of [redacted] with a couple [REDACTED] and this is AFTER i had been fingerblasted to the moon so let me just say i’m flirting with yiu. if i’m doing yiu at all i really like yiu. m
sometimes flirting is platonic and ads and jt means i want to fuck up together forever
sometimes flirting is platonic and ads and jt means i want to fuck up together forever
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i have huge tits and i hate ai
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i have huge tits and i hate ai
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i was gonna do other things with my day. it’s just animal crossing bullshit. and then it’ll probably be pokémon bullshit.
December 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i was gonna do other things with my day. it’s just animal crossing bullshit. and then it’ll probably be pokémon bullshit.
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What's up DePiglio
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What's up DePiglio
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I think buying this might fix me…
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I think buying this might fix me…
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It’s that time of year~~
12 month tarot spread. I know it looks really intimidating but it’s actually very very beginner friendly.
#tarot
12 month tarot spread. I know it looks really intimidating but it’s actually very very beginner friendly.
#tarot
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s that time of year~~
12 month tarot spread. I know it looks really intimidating but it’s actually very very beginner friendly.
#tarot
12 month tarot spread. I know it looks really intimidating but it’s actually very very beginner friendly.
#tarot
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Crazy images in these files, sick shit going down
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Crazy images in these files, sick shit going down
apparently the most recent critical role eo had a character named beatrix and they also fought a basilisk.
i’ve been plurbed.
except nobody spells it biatrix yet
i’ve been plurbed.
except nobody spells it biatrix yet
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
apparently the most recent critical role eo had a character named beatrix and they also fought a basilisk.
i’ve been plurbed.
except nobody spells it biatrix yet
i’ve been plurbed.
except nobody spells it biatrix yet
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the iron bull
#dragonageinquisition
#dragonageinquisition
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the iron bull
#dragonageinquisition
#dragonageinquisition
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[Joined Bluesky Nov 2024 Voice]
MODS!! MODS!! MAAAAAAAHHHHHDS!! THIS ACCOUNT MADE ME LOOK STUPID BY POINTING OUT THAT THE WORDS I WROTE ON THE INTERNET WERE STUPID
MODS OBLITERATE THIS TWINK
MODS!! MODS!! MAAAAAAAHHHHHDS!! THIS ACCOUNT MADE ME LOOK STUPID BY POINTING OUT THAT THE WORDS I WROTE ON THE INTERNET WERE STUPID
MODS OBLITERATE THIS TWINK
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
[Joined Bluesky Nov 2024 Voice]
MODS!! MODS!! MAAAAAAAHHHHHDS!! THIS ACCOUNT MADE ME LOOK STUPID BY POINTING OUT THAT THE WORDS I WROTE ON THE INTERNET WERE STUPID
MODS OBLITERATE THIS TWINK
MODS!! MODS!! MAAAAAAAHHHHHDS!! THIS ACCOUNT MADE ME LOOK STUPID BY POINTING OUT THAT THE WORDS I WROTE ON THE INTERNET WERE STUPID
MODS OBLITERATE THIS TWINK
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Lindsay Ellis is a good reason all on her own to subscribe to Nebula.
This is the first time they made me slap a content warning on a video. Merry Christmas! nebula.tv/videos/linds...
Lindsay Ellis — The Macabre World of Bodycam YouTube
The American proliferation of body cams hasn’t netted us improved relations with the police, but at least it gave us a whole lot of content.
nebula.tv
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Lindsay Ellis is a good reason all on her own to subscribe to Nebula.
b e d t i m e w a v e
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
b e d t i m e w a v e
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my ambien got upped and this shit always made me so flirty. then i eventually pass out cold while misspelling everything
December 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
my ambien got upped and this shit always made me so flirty. then i eventually pass out cold while misspelling everything
how to tell if someone is into you
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
how to tell if someone is into you
yeah i just wanna sleep. drink deeply from dreamdust to nourish the sleepy seeds. so that they may sprout into a new day.
let’s dance in the aether together
let’s dance in the aether together
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
yeah i just wanna sleep. drink deeply from dreamdust to nourish the sleepy seeds. so that they may sprout into a new day.
let’s dance in the aether together
let’s dance in the aether together
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in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
*to the tune of babycakes theme song by brad neely*
you are biatrix
i am biatrix
we are the world
you are biatrix
i am biatrix
we are the world
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
*to the tune of babycakes theme song by brad neely*
you are biatrix
i am biatrix
we are the world
you are biatrix
i am biatrix
we are the world
oh that is nice. that does make me happy.
if anyone wants to know how jake paul’s night went, in his post fight interview he said “I think my jaw is broke“ and then he spit up blood
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
oh that is nice. that does make me happy.
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The local high school choir visited my son's elementary school yesterday, and they sang Carol of the Bells but replaced all the dings and dongs with sixes and sevens, and the kids fucking loved it
I told my son that the Atlantic reported that the “six seven” phenomenon was over and my kid rolled his eyes and said, “respectfully, no kid is reading that magazine.”
December 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The local high school choir visited my son's elementary school yesterday, and they sang Carol of the Bells but replaced all the dings and dongs with sixes and sevens, and the kids fucking loved it
saved my nintendo friend code to my profile in case anyone wants to be my friend. picture unrelated. i can’t delete it and i keep trying, idk what i’m doing here haha twirls hair
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
saved my nintendo friend code to my profile in case anyone wants to be my friend. picture unrelated. i can’t delete it and i keep trying, idk what i’m doing here haha twirls hair
that raw longing of wanting to kiss someone new
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
that raw longing of wanting to kiss someone new
i played a lot of animal crossing today and went to the pain doctor and slept in weird patterns
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i played a lot of animal crossing today and went to the pain doctor and slept in weird patterns