🎄Merry Rissmas!🎁🧸🚂
@therissa.bsky.social
rissa/she/they/🦌 favorite food is cake favorite color is seafoam
i play dnd and video games
TheRissa on discord
beantricks on tumblr
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i play dnd and video games
TheRissa on discord
beantricks on tumblr
NintendoFriendCode: SW-0924-1910-3609
banner by @theeliriots.bsky.social 🩷🩵💜✨
icon by @eggyartist.bsky.social 🐥🐤✨🫶
b e d t i m e w a v e
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
b e d t i m e w a v e
yeah i just wanna sleep. drink deeply from dreamdust to nourish the sleepy seeds. so that they may sprout into a new day.
let’s dance in the aether together
let’s dance in the aether together
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
yeah i just wanna sleep. drink deeply from dreamdust to nourish the sleepy seeds. so that they may sprout into a new day.
let’s dance in the aether together
let’s dance in the aether together
idk wha tim doin dawg i have no game
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
idk wha tim doin dawg i have no game
saved my nintendo friend code to my profile in case anyone wants to be my friend. picture unrelated. i can’t delete it and i keep trying, idk what i’m doing here haha twirls hair
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
saved my nintendo friend code to my profile in case anyone wants to be my friend. picture unrelated. i can’t delete it and i keep trying, idk what i’m doing here haha twirls hair
two pictures of the antler queen #yellowjackets
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
two pictures of the antler queen #yellowjackets
the only christmas movie i want to watch is a diva’s christmas carol with vanessa williams but it looks like they made a remake in 2022 to replace it and i have to literally buy the dvd. you just can’t make christmas movies look sincere anymore without this kind of cheese.
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the only christmas movie i want to watch is a diva’s christmas carol with vanessa williams but it looks like they made a remake in 2022 to replace it and i have to literally buy the dvd. you just can’t make christmas movies look sincere anymore without this kind of cheese.
my quaquaval david gives me beans and leeks so i’m guessing he only gets his recipes from the nyt cooking section.
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
my quaquaval david gives me beans and leeks so i’m guessing he only gets his recipes from the nyt cooking section.
i mean cuddling and watching stuff and getting high are all my favorite things to do so yeah sounds good to me but i’m gonna get crossfaded and suggest monsters inc or little shop of horrors to be a cute little contrarian
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i mean cuddling and watching stuff and getting high are all my favorite things to do so yeah sounds good to me but i’m gonna get crossfaded and suggest monsters inc or little shop of horrors to be a cute little contrarian
not sure what you mean by people who aren’t in my life anymore. i only take psychic damage from people in my life or things people tell me directly. are you suggesting you are not in my life anymore? respond.
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
not sure what you mean by people who aren’t in my life anymore. i only take psychic damage from people in my life or things people tell me directly. are you suggesting you are not in my life anymore? respond.
it’s a top 3 favorite activity for me and i crave it constantly. i crave to be on my tippy toes. i crave reaching uppy.
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
it’s a top 3 favorite activity for me and i crave it constantly. i crave to be on my tippy toes. i crave reaching uppy.
right now it’s coral. i like it together with seafoam, which is my other favorite color. so something like a soft pinky red.
i can never choose fav color OR pokémon but i guess right NOW my favorite pokémon is lapras. it changes like every day tho.
i can never choose fav color OR pokémon but i guess right NOW my favorite pokémon is lapras. it changes like every day tho.
December 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
right now it’s coral. i like it together with seafoam, which is my other favorite color. so something like a soft pinky red.
i can never choose fav color OR pokémon but i guess right NOW my favorite pokémon is lapras. it changes like every day tho.
i can never choose fav color OR pokémon but i guess right NOW my favorite pokémon is lapras. it changes like every day tho.
i took pictures of the beautiful cookies @theeliriots.bsky.social made - if all goes according to plan he will never stop and i will always have butter cookie logs available for me to destroy
americas test kitchen is the 🐐 i can’t wait until we add some powdered strawberry and blueberry and cherry
americas test kitchen is the 🐐 i can’t wait until we add some powdered strawberry and blueberry and cherry
December 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i took pictures of the beautiful cookies @theeliriots.bsky.social made - if all goes according to plan he will never stop and i will always have butter cookie logs available for me to destroy
americas test kitchen is the 🐐 i can’t wait until we add some powdered strawberry and blueberry and cherry
americas test kitchen is the 🐐 i can’t wait until we add some powdered strawberry and blueberry and cherry
ngl.link/therissa1
keep em coming
1. people with taste - like they’ve developed their own way to appreciate the arts and participate in them and are patient and funny and open minded to change
2. yeah bc why would you lol i wanna know who so i can maybe kiss you and ask you wtf why
keep em coming
1. people with taste - like they’ve developed their own way to appreciate the arts and participate in them and are patient and funny and open minded to change
2. yeah bc why would you lol i wanna know who so i can maybe kiss you and ask you wtf why
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
ngl.link/therissa1
keep em coming
1. people with taste - like they’ve developed their own way to appreciate the arts and participate in them and are patient and funny and open minded to change
2. yeah bc why would you lol i wanna know who so i can maybe kiss you and ask you wtf why
keep em coming
1. people with taste - like they’ve developed their own way to appreciate the arts and participate in them and are patient and funny and open minded to change
2. yeah bc why would you lol i wanna know who so i can maybe kiss you and ask you wtf why
just a gorgeous joint on a gorgeous pipe. these are tubes not cones and they have a glass filter and it’s just an incredible draw. and my reindeer is well loved.
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
just a gorgeous joint on a gorgeous pipe. these are tubes not cones and they have a glass filter and it’s just an incredible draw. and my reindeer is well loved.
1. yes. my sister susan. i’m watching girls and she’s dead and it’s not fair.
2. no not really. i’ve been gaslit my entire life and i still don’t know how deep it goes
confess.ngl.link/therissa1
come on gimme more
2. no not really. i’ve been gaslit my entire life and i still don’t know how deep it goes
confess.ngl.link/therissa1
come on gimme more
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
1. yes. my sister susan. i’m watching girls and she’s dead and it’s not fair.
2. no not really. i’ve been gaslit my entire life and i still don’t know how deep it goes
confess.ngl.link/therissa1
come on gimme more
2. no not really. i’ve been gaslit my entire life and i still don’t know how deep it goes
confess.ngl.link/therissa1
come on gimme more
this years candidates for tree topper are all lined up and waiting like they’re competing for america’s next top model
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
this years candidates for tree topper are all lined up and waiting like they’re competing for america’s next top model
no, i’m married to my short king husband eli and partnered with the beautiful zak. i am the adventurous seeker with a heart always ready for more (i’m pan/poly i’ve just never dated lmfao)
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
no, i’m married to my short king husband eli and partnered with the beautiful zak. i am the adventurous seeker with a heart always ready for more (i’m pan/poly i’ve just never dated lmfao)
yeah but if u don’t tell me i will always assume i mean nothing to u teehee i have low self esteem teehee
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
yeah but if u don’t tell me i will always assume i mean nothing to u teehee i have low self esteem teehee
yes. you will think that i am cool and collected at first but you will soon find that i attach myself to u like a very friendly cat or a grumpy doggy - i will flee when i need my alone time in the corner but if you don’t cradle me and tell me you love me i WILL pout.
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
yes. you will think that i am cool and collected at first but you will soon find that i attach myself to u like a very friendly cat or a grumpy doggy - i will flee when i need my alone time in the corner but if you don’t cradle me and tell me you love me i WILL pout.
got some preroll cones with a glass filter and then i also got this bad boy. i’m thinking this will be an appropriate way to celebrate the savior’s birth
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
got some preroll cones with a glass filter and then i also got this bad boy. i’m thinking this will be an appropriate way to celebrate the savior’s birth
i just feel pretty. i’m gonna post the pictures i usually only keep for myself and don’t show anyone. the kind where i play pretend that i am famous while i take them
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i just feel pretty. i’m gonna post the pictures i usually only keep for myself and don’t show anyone. the kind where i play pretend that i am famous while i take them
this time of the year brings out the best in me and it always has. this wasn’t even for a tacky sweater party.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
this time of the year brings out the best in me and it always has. this wasn’t even for a tacky sweater party.
i also had a hat on but it doesn’t make me look as cute
December 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i also had a hat on but it doesn’t make me look as cute
this outfit was a real winner out and about at the dispensary and hy-vee trip i took today. been cooped up for a week and sooo grumpy so i decided @mayakern.com’s skirt and petti combo was the medicine i needed AND I WAS RIGHT
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
this outfit was a real winner out and about at the dispensary and hy-vee trip i took today. been cooped up for a week and sooo grumpy so i decided @mayakern.com’s skirt and petti combo was the medicine i needed AND I WAS RIGHT