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lauren
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tired of living in a green sauce neighborhood where people unironically say "yummy"
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
hey so. how are you creative types managing right now? like, I'm no artist but I (used to) like making things and want to get better at it and how do you even have the will anymore
January 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
January 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
just remembered when facebook came along when i was in college, and we started a bunch of groups we never actually used called like "words are very unnecessary" and "i only use facebook to speculate about the size of your dong". i really should have been better at shitposting
January 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
keanu reeves
If they looked you square in the eye and said without a hint of humor or irony “fuck you, I will never respect you”, which celebrity would it hurt the most to hear it from?
January 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Lockerman from Robot Detective, Japan (1973)
October 9, 2023 at 2:17 AM
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Gillian Anderson as Morticia Gillian Anderson as Morticia Gillian Anderson as Morticia Gillian Anderson as Morticia
October 8, 2023 at 3:47 PM
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HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY
September 24, 2023 at 2:50 PM
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Good morning
August 22, 2023 at 12:46 PM
passive-aggressive coworker came in and immediately cranked up "macarthur park". joke's on you buddy i love that shit
August 20, 2023 at 1:48 PM
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there should be a site called treats .gov where you click on it and type in your SSN and it gives you $7.00 for 1 treat once every month. whoever implemented treats .gov would win every election forever. big crowds of people would gather each holding a Monster Zero Ultra Fiesta and a bag of Combos
August 16, 2023 at 4:18 PM
just remembered i had an orange julius a couple of weeks ago. that's it
August 12, 2023 at 4:24 AM
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you, sir, are a space too
August 11, 2023 at 6:20 PM
coworker asked me if he has bitch face and then told me "you have a sweet face. you look like you're going to tell me about trains. or you have good cookie recipes"
August 8, 2023 at 3:54 PM
[jay-z nodding gif]
August 8, 2023 at 3:04 PM
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Have just been sent this story about a witch seen flying in Illinois by the Lind family that turned out the be an owl with a hobby horse.
📷 Eric Lind
August 6, 2023 at 7:10 PM
if you get a cute pet that is their instagram now. i didn't follow for your hair tips, i came for the pom blowing snot bubbles
August 7, 2023 at 1:06 PM
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August 5, 2023 at 7:44 AM
a seagull just looked me in the eye and pooped
August 2, 2023 at 9:39 PM
[online shopping]
omg these cute red platforms will be perfect for both weddings I have to go to
[a week later]
I've gotten clown shoes again,
August 2, 2023 at 9:22 PM
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July 31, 2023 at 5:49 PM
instagram why are you showing me this
July 31, 2023 at 2:50 PM