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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

Exhibit b for my contention that Jesus Christ is a Kaiju.

Samhain Goldstein @goldstein.bsky.social · 9h

Jesus Christ as tall as a building knocking on the UN building like he's knocking on a door.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 7h

Yeah I like the other ones too but not as much as the Looney Tunes Show.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

Italy itself beautiful country good food. Italian americans? I mean are they human? Science can't decide.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

I'm going as a greasy Italian for Halloween by putting on my green tracksuit. Its a bold political statement showing that you don't see enough Italian-american discrimination anymore and that's morally wrong.
Yes, I am a hero.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

Always got to think ahead I like that.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

Ugh. The Looney Tunes Show will always be my favorite iteration of the Looney Tunes. Two seasons? This should have at least been five. I just don't understand Warner these days.
Anyway its on Tubi and amazing.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

It's not like there's anything dignified about social networks LOL

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

I use them all the time fuck it man who cares

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Pattern Recognizer Jr @askr.bsky.social · 8h

Halloween solved

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

Hell yeah! I can just put on one of my tracksuits and go as a greasy Italian. Casual Cosplay for the win!

🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 17h

The real blooming onion in Australia explodes releasing thousands of deadly spiders and sting rays.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 9h

Been playing Yohane the Parhelion - NUMAZU in the MIRAGE most of the night. If you like #SlaytheSpire or #Balatro and anime you owe it to yourself to check it out. Its still on sale for $11.99 for the next week its usually a $30 game. So many waifus!
store.steampowered.com/app/2459750/...

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

Note how hes menacing the UN building. About to tear it down and eat the General Secretary. I have foreseen it.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 8h

Exhibit b for my contention that Jesus Christ is a Kaiju.

Samhain Goldstein @goldstein.bsky.social · 9h

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Arash Mohebbi @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 9h

hey gang, you wanna see something ultra cool? how about a museum maintained ancient paper tape driven computer playing a Boards of Canada tune in it's most mathematically haunting rendition? youtu.be/wubkrBd3-gg I love "Olson" but this made my hair stand on end

Boards of Canada "Olson" on a 1959 PDP-1 Computer

YouTube video by Joe Lynch

youtu.be

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 12h

My friends in the Philippines are living off a single package of crackers. Please give some money right now. #MutualAid

BrassCastle $301/$700 @brasscastle.bsky.social · 9d

Each month we ask for $700 in aid for food, medicine, drinking water, pet food and bills.

We're a 50+ couple, a dozen cats, 5 adult dogs and 6 puppies.

Any amount helps us live. Please help us and also SHARE this post.

💸💕 PayPal.me/maxdonprod

#Helpsky #MutualAid #HelpPeopleLive2025 #SignalBoost

A pair of climbers on a mountain top. One is trying to help the other by reaching for the other's outstretched hand.
Text:
BrassCastle's Mutual Aid.
$700/MONTH.
Deaf & Disabled COPD
Patient plus Family.
Direct Aid for
Groceries - Medicine - Bills - Utilities.
Direct Aid: PayPal.me/maxdonprod.
Direct aid makes a difference.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 9h

Feel like @gremlin.yuri.observer would love it.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 9h

But wholesome. Wholesome waifus.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 9h

Been playing Yohane the Parhelion - NUMAZU in the MIRAGE most of the night. If you like #SlaytheSpire or #Balatro and anime you owe it to yourself to check it out. Its still on sale for $11.99 for the next week its usually a $30 game. So many waifus!
store.steampowered.com/app/2459750/...

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 12h

My friends in the Philippines are living off a single package of crackers. Please give some money right now. #MutualAid

BrassCastle $301/$700 @brasscastle.bsky.social · 9d

Each month we ask for $700 in aid for food, medicine, drinking water, pet food and bills.

We're a 50+ couple, a dozen cats, 5 adult dogs and 6 puppies.

Any amount helps us live. Please help us and also SHARE this post.

💸💕 PayPal.me/maxdonprod

#Helpsky #MutualAid #HelpPeopleLive2025 #SignalBoost

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 12h

In November MeTV Toons finally gets Ralph Bakshis cocaine loving Mighty Mouse show and some Dr Seuss specials. Hell yeah!
Until then I've been enjoying their Spooktacular Sunday lineup!

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 12h

Funnily enough in the agricultural industry it never left it just got more concealed in paperwork

BrassCastle $301/$700 @brasscastle.bsky.social · 13h

So chattel slavery is going to make a comeback under Tiny Penis. I'm thinking of maybe returning to the U.S. and opening a dealership.

"Come on down to BrassCastle's House of Servitude for the best deals on house hands in the Tri-State Area!

Mention this ad and get $100 off!Any color! Any model!"

🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 13h

I don't have any serious trouble getting an erection even at my advanced 800-year-old age but morning wood is not very common.

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🎃Captain Murphy 🏴‍☠️🎃 @sealab2021.org · 13h

One single time in my life I was kind of thin and my cock seemed huge and I just want to go back...lol im joking Im joking (Im not joking.)

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