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Santa's BrassCastle
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62. Late deafened. Disabled. COPD sufferer. Married, living in the Philippine jungle. House full of cats and dogs.

Avatar is me. Banner is retro branded tees available at: Groovytude.Threadless.com
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We're hoping that a few of our aid angels might continue to help us out each month.

$12 after PP fees and the exchange rate is about $10. It's going to be lean here until we can catch up on our monthly bills.

4 or 5 people giving $10 makes a huge difference!

PayPal.me/maxdonprod
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Mr. Finch wishes you an enjoyably action-packed Saturday! 🌞🐕🐾
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Good morning & welcome to #Caturday

You can’t control what happens, but you can choose how you move through it.
Protect your peace, trust your pace, and make the decisions that help you feel grounded and safe
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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This is a serious account.
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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The big Thanksgiving meal turned out to be huge Virginia "Premium" hot dogs (fewer lips? more lips?) and spaghetti with Del Monte Creamy and Cheesy sauce.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Roaming neighbor dog seeking snacks and cuddles. From 2022:

"Mr. Friendly is here today. He walked up and fell into me, wagging his wagger and grinning his grinner.

He got some fresh, cool water and some old rice wiped off his schnozzer and now he's busy guarding the sacks of cement."
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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According to Secretary of Fellatio Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem, ICE will next be going after pets.

In a press release her office writes:

"There are Labradors out there. There are Afghans. English Bulldogs, French Poodles, Irish Setters, Mexican Chihuahuas and NONE of them have 'green' cards."
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I think about you all of the time telepathic smilodon-like kitties. You and the cave bears, Chyut of the Wydo and the tanjen yellow fox dream, Tenner the Nimrari, Walner the Warder, Ducet the Fai messenger, dead Bishop Desmon and the arrow from nowhere.

I wish I could write.
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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I don't want to keep beating this drum but we just added up December's bills and the total before food leaves us with $51 to feed the cats and dogs, us, and etc.

If those who've helped us so much in the past can see their way to helping on a smaller scale, it would ease our minds and bellies! 🙏❤️
We're hoping that a few of our aid angels might continue to help us out each month.

$12 after PP fees and the exchange rate is about $10. It's going to be lean here until we can catch up on our monthly bills.

4 or 5 people giving $10 makes a huge difference!

PayPal.me/maxdonprod
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Dutch baby breakfast for the win! This one gained good height and colour, I think, and has a delicious topping of diced Polish sausage (Krucha z galaretką), diced cheddar, and green onion. 🍽️🍜
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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You know Black Friday and Cyber Monday but don't forget Memory Saturday and Sunday - two days when everyone rushes to Groovytude to buy great logo wear from the past for their loved ones and themselves!

Groovytude.Threadless.com

#Christmas #GiftsForHim #GiftsForHer #1970s #1980s
Groovytude | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and more
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November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
So long, Melania. Your bits are drooping now you old bat and you're no longer as asset.
🇺🇸👇🏾
🚨 "I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries to allow the U.S. system to fully recover, terminate all of the millions of Biden illegal admissions... & remove anyone who is not a net asset to the U.S., or is incapable of loving our Country..." - @POTUS
x.com/whitehouse/s...
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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when all that's left at the salad bar is raw broccoli & fat free cottage cheese
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Vader's turn to hold my beer 🍺

Hope you had a great Friday! 🌞
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The six dishes I'll eat in Heaven:

Spaghetti - Finely minced ground chuck, Ragu sauce, Spatini, shaker can of Shop-Rite parm, Ronzoni #9
Chili - ground chuck with kidney beans and canned tomato sauce
Grilled Cheese - Yellow American, from the broiler
Pancakes
French Toast

All made by my dad.
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Old Man Rant:

This is Liz Taylor in lavender clam diggers, a wide, dark yellow belt and a yellow and white checkered blouse that has a turned up collar. She's leaning one shoulder against a rough exterior wall. You can feel that there's a pool nearby.

To me, this is more sexy than any twerker.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Happy 102nd Birth Anniversary, Gloria Grahame (1923 - 1981), noir film goddess.
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Bit Defender was so absolutely sure that Black Friday fell on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving.

Bye, BD.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I didn't believe it but it's absolutely true: Donald Trump is so lazy that he had an assistant carve his Thanksgiving Big Mac.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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BREAKING: White House Thanksgiving photos reveal nobody sitting at the adult table.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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nobody:

absolutely nobody:

me: it’s the creature from the black legume
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Feeling last night's water line work already.

I can't squat so I bend over with my knees slightly bent and try to rest my elbows on them.

I had to adjust the fittings so many times, I really have the misery in my inner thigh muscles. And my feet ache from being on them.

I'm a bummer. Sorry.
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You know Black Friday and Cyber Monday but don't forget Memory Saturday and Sunday - two days when everyone rushes to Groovytude to buy great logo wear from the past for their loved ones and themselves!

Groovytude.Threadless.com

#Christmas #GiftsForHim #GiftsForHer #1970s #1980s
Groovytude | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and more
Groovytude 70s 80s and 90s Shop
Groovytude.Threadless.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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No No, Kitty, I agree entirely...
But how do you expect me to "Announce that Kitty is Queen of Earth"? 🤔🤷 you think I have U.N. connections? 🤦🙄🤭🤣
💜👑😼👑💜
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM