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All the ostriches that got murked by the government just came back to life
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
All the ostriches that got murked by the government just came back to life
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"only ten years? no way. seems like you've been doing this your whole life! wow man, seriously, great work"
DEMON TORTURING ME IN HELL (easing up a bit, blushing): oh stop. you're too sweet to be down here!! let me guess, gay stuff
"DUDE how is he STILL this homophobic"
DEMON TORTURING ME IN HELL (easing up a bit, blushing): oh stop. you're too sweet to be down here!! let me guess, gay stuff
"DUDE how is he STILL this homophobic"
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"only ten years? no way. seems like you've been doing this your whole life! wow man, seriously, great work"
DEMON TORTURING ME IN HELL (easing up a bit, blushing): oh stop. you're too sweet to be down here!! let me guess, gay stuff
"DUDE how is he STILL this homophobic"
DEMON TORTURING ME IN HELL (easing up a bit, blushing): oh stop. you're too sweet to be down here!! let me guess, gay stuff
"DUDE how is he STILL this homophobic"
9+1 in the books. NYC Marathon 2026 is in my sights.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
9+1 in the books. NYC Marathon 2026 is in my sights.
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new post from dwayne #newpostfromdwayne
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
new post from dwayne #newpostfromdwayne
Yeah, I'm into huffing
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Yeah, I'm into huffing
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People might not know I’m a published poet but 25 years ago I found my work compiled in a NJ student poetry book.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
People might not know I’m a published poet but 25 years ago I found my work compiled in a NJ student poetry book.
I have a recurring fantasy that I obtain a magical wand that allows me to pass it over my face and force out all the mucus from my sinuses
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I have a recurring fantasy that I obtain a magical wand that allows me to pass it over my face and force out all the mucus from my sinuses
Love that pussy from Popeye's
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Love that pussy from Popeye's
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When I see people eating rice, you know I gotta hit em with that "Long grain??"
— last words, recorded at execution of the Rice Idiot
— last words, recorded at execution of the Rice Idiot
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When I see people eating rice, you know I gotta hit em with that "Long grain??"
— last words, recorded at execution of the Rice Idiot
— last words, recorded at execution of the Rice Idiot
Asking grok if it knows who reupholstered elon's pussy
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Asking grok if it knows who reupholstered elon's pussy
If I'm alone at home there's a good chance I'll be saying this out loud repeatedly
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If I'm alone at home there's a good chance I'll be saying this out loud repeatedly
Woke up with Billy Joel "Tell Her About It" stuck in my head. Not my favorite by any means but could have been worse.
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Woke up with Billy Joel "Tell Her About It" stuck in my head. Not my favorite by any means but could have been worse.
Thursday again, huh?
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Thursday again, huh?
the gym played a velvet revolver song today and it MK ultra'd me into thinking I was 15
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
the gym played a velvet revolver song today and it MK ultra'd me into thinking I was 15
Don't talk to me until I've had my giant, disgusting salad.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Don't talk to me until I've had my giant, disgusting salad.
So crazy that olivia nuzzi is not even hot
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So crazy that olivia nuzzi is not even hot
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TRUMP: You're a dickless moron, and I think I'll order you shot in the brain.
REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.
TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.
TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
TRUMP: You're a dickless moron, and I think I'll order you shot in the brain.
REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.
TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.
TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
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me: my governess is unpacking a variety of horrid restraints and implements of torment and suchlike, saying there will be "changes to our relationship" now that she has me alone. whatever do i do?
chatgpt: have you tried killing yourself
me: help me chatgpt! her expression is quite lascivious!
chatgpt: have you tried killing yourself
me: help me chatgpt! her expression is quite lascivious!
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
me: my governess is unpacking a variety of horrid restraints and implements of torment and suchlike, saying there will be "changes to our relationship" now that she has me alone. whatever do i do?
chatgpt: have you tried killing yourself
me: help me chatgpt! her expression is quite lascivious!
chatgpt: have you tried killing yourself
me: help me chatgpt! her expression is quite lascivious!
they are called "triplets" because they make songs three times as good.
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
they are called "triplets" because they make songs three times as good.
buying a new video game as an adult
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
buying a new video game as an adult
Actually he's called Dumbo's Monster.
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Actually he's called Dumbo's Monster.