instagram why are you showing me this
July 31, 2023 at 2:50 PM
instagram why are you showing me this
was comparing a dog i saw to sweetums but couldn't remember his name
July 21, 2023 at 9:22 PM
was comparing a dog i saw to sweetums but couldn't remember his name
🎵 you didn't have to CUUUUT ME OOOFFFF 🎵
July 12, 2023 at 12:24 AM
🎵 you didn't have to CUUUUT ME OOOFFFF 🎵
how i'm trying to be
July 9, 2023 at 9:38 PM
how i'm trying to be
IG keeps trying to con me with this jelly shit because I like weird shoes. buddy that's a vase
July 2, 2023 at 8:08 PM
IG keeps trying to con me with this jelly shit because I like weird shoes. buddy that's a vase
lol a bird shat into my hand on the way to work
June 5, 2023 at 12:46 PM
lol a bird shat into my hand on the way to work
character i wanted to be vs. character i became
May 30, 2023 at 3:47 AM
character i wanted to be vs. character i became
gonna get on that Wheaties box. for hand jobs
May 25, 2023 at 6:09 PM
gonna get on that Wheaties box. for hand jobs
at least I got this note out of it
May 23, 2023 at 1:19 PM
at least I got this note out of it
on my way to work I often pass this incredible looking tamale truck, but I never remember to get cash so it has remained out of reach. today my lovely partner left me tamale buxxx, but the truck wasn't there
May 23, 2023 at 1:11 PM
on my way to work I often pass this incredible looking tamale truck, but I never remember to get cash so it has remained out of reach. today my lovely partner left me tamale buxxx, but the truck wasn't there
another exhilarating day of training for Ms. Hand Job International
May 18, 2023 at 3:28 PM
another exhilarating day of training for Ms. Hand Job International
I'm the only one who sees the Cheese Bus
May 15, 2023 at 7:03 PM
I'm the only one who sees the Cheese Bus
Pineapple Ass, or Pineapple Piss?
May 12, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Pineapple Ass, or Pineapple Piss?
when the twitter mutuals don't follow you back
May 12, 2023 at 3:24 PM
when the twitter mutuals don't follow you back