Abi (TheMontess)
@themontess.bsky.social
30s. Queer, or as we say in this household, entirely unbothered by gender.
DA, BG3, original fiction writing.
Same handle on ao3/tumblr ✌️❤️
DA, BG3, original fiction writing.
Same handle on ao3/tumblr ✌️❤️
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Who wants to grab my final ever Gale YCH? Once this is gone I won’t be doing this one again! 👀
My Gale YCH fic is half price for the last four slots as I want to do more of these. ❤️ I can do these as surprise gifts too.
Once these are gone I won't be opening again as I want to try a different YCH next year!
ko-fi.com/c/73f85900b7
#BG3Fic #GaleDekarios #BG3 #RoseWrites #GaleofWaterdeep
Once these are gone I won't be opening again as I want to try a different YCH next year!
ko-fi.com/c/73f85900b7
#BG3Fic #GaleDekarios #BG3 #RoseWrites #GaleofWaterdeep
Gale YCH - First Night in Waterdeep (2,000 words)
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Who wants to grab my final ever Gale YCH? Once this is gone I won’t be doing this one again! 👀
#daOCqotd - Kost (Laidir, not Rook tho) and Davrin are such a couple of jock-nerds. There's a lot of buddy, big guy etc. and baby when they're feeling a little more 💕. Kost calls Davrin just Dav a lot, and Davrin does call Kost vhenan too
(Art by @himbopunk.bsky.social ✌️❤️)
(Art by @himbopunk.bsky.social ✌️❤️)
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
#daOCqotd - Kost (Laidir, not Rook tho) and Davrin are such a couple of jock-nerds. There's a lot of buddy, big guy etc. and baby when they're feeling a little more 💕. Kost calls Davrin just Dav a lot, and Davrin does call Kost vhenan too
(Art by @himbopunk.bsky.social ✌️❤️)
(Art by @himbopunk.bsky.social ✌️❤️)
I'm not sure it counts as a vaguepost if the subject absolutely recognises themselves in what you say, but:
If you are a writer, I cannot stress how helpful and soul-sustaining it is to find a friend who GETS characters* the way you do 🥰 Life changing
*or whatever element really floats your boat
If you are a writer, I cannot stress how helpful and soul-sustaining it is to find a friend who GETS characters* the way you do 🥰 Life changing
*or whatever element really floats your boat
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I'm not sure it counts as a vaguepost if the subject absolutely recognises themselves in what you say, but:
If you are a writer, I cannot stress how helpful and soul-sustaining it is to find a friend who GETS characters* the way you do 🥰 Life changing
*or whatever element really floats your boat
If you are a writer, I cannot stress how helpful and soul-sustaining it is to find a friend who GETS characters* the way you do 🥰 Life changing
*or whatever element really floats your boat
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Post your creations in the joy of celebrating something you spent time carefully crafting. Don't fall into the spam trap out of FOMO. You deserve more. Being 'relevant' ≠ worth. I try to remind myself of this every time I feel overwhelmed by scrolling. Maybe someone else needs to hear it. 🫂
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Post your creations in the joy of celebrating something you spent time carefully crafting. Don't fall into the spam trap out of FOMO. You deserve more. Being 'relevant' ≠ worth. I try to remind myself of this every time I feel overwhelmed by scrolling. Maybe someone else needs to hear it. 🫂
#TavQOTD "Meet Eilidh: a sweet, holy little paladin who will absolutely drink you under the table and make you regret ever playing dice with her"
#Eilidh #WovenInFaith #GirlsAVirginButShesNotALightweight
#Eilidh #WovenInFaith #GirlsAVirginButShesNotALightweight
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
#TavQOTD "Meet Eilidh: a sweet, holy little paladin who will absolutely drink you under the table and make you regret ever playing dice with her"
#Eilidh #WovenInFaith #GirlsAVirginButShesNotALightweight
#Eilidh #WovenInFaith #GirlsAVirginButShesNotALightweight
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December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Do you want 700 words of Davrin x Male Qunari OC fluff? Of course you do!
"One Dance" on AO3 now: archiveofourown.org/works/75140641
#DATV #Davrin #KostLaidir
"One Dance" on AO3 now: archiveofourown.org/works/75140641
#DATV #Davrin #KostLaidir
One Dance - TheMontess - Dragon Age (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Do you want 700 words of Davrin x Male Qunari OC fluff? Of course you do!
"One Dance" on AO3 now: archiveofourown.org/works/75140641
#DATV #Davrin #KostLaidir
"One Dance" on AO3 now: archiveofourown.org/works/75140641
#DATV #Davrin #KostLaidir
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All these TERF agitators have the media lining up to bill them as "feminists" and "champions of women" when a massive part of their time seems to be spent on bullying women's and girls' groups and going over their heads to have legal actions forced on them against the will of the actual membership.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
All these TERF agitators have the media lining up to bill them as "feminists" and "champions of women" when a massive part of their time seems to be spent on bullying women's and girls' groups and going over their heads to have legal actions forced on them against the will of the actual membership.
Having a "trying to get my brain back into order" day. Done most of my chores and now trying to figure out wtf I have on the fanfic slate for next year...
Look, a year ago I hadn't even started my Veilguard fic, I don't think, and now there are lists 😂
Look, a year ago I hadn't even started my Veilguard fic, I don't think, and now there are lists 😂
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Having a "trying to get my brain back into order" day. Done most of my chores and now trying to figure out wtf I have on the fanfic slate for next year...
Look, a year ago I hadn't even started my Veilguard fic, I don't think, and now there are lists 😂
Look, a year ago I hadn't even started my Veilguard fic, I don't think, and now there are lists 😂
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Sometimes, you take a shower, and instead of coming up with the thing that gets you unstuck from the plot point you're at, you instead come up with a wild essay about retellings and reboots.
Anyway, hi, I'm Jax. I was an English major, and I'm about to make it everyone else's problem. 🧵
Anyway, hi, I'm Jax. I was an English major, and I'm about to make it everyone else's problem. 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sometimes, you take a shower, and instead of coming up with the thing that gets you unstuck from the plot point you're at, you instead come up with a wild essay about retellings and reboots.
Anyway, hi, I'm Jax. I was an English major, and I'm about to make it everyone else's problem. 🧵
Anyway, hi, I'm Jax. I was an English major, and I'm about to make it everyone else's problem. 🧵
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i can have some very unfinished even by my standards mermaid AU smut, as a treat.
#bitterwip #baldursgate3 #awstarion
#bitterwip #baldursgate3 #awstarion
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i can have some very unfinished even by my standards mermaid AU smut, as a treat.
#bitterwip #baldursgate3 #awstarion
#bitterwip #baldursgate3 #awstarion
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More info:
🌹 Open to any BG3 pairing including NPCs, OC/OC, rare pairs etc. I like a challenge...
🌹 I'm not offering dead dove topics at this time (this may change in future)
🌹 If it's a ship, all participants must be 18+ and consenting
🌹 I will do platonic stories (ie: friends, family)
Thank you!
🌹 Open to any BG3 pairing including NPCs, OC/OC, rare pairs etc. I like a challenge...
🌹 I'm not offering dead dove topics at this time (this may change in future)
🌹 If it's a ship, all participants must be 18+ and consenting
🌹 I will do platonic stories (ie: friends, family)
Thank you!
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
More info:
🌹 Open to any BG3 pairing including NPCs, OC/OC, rare pairs etc. I like a challenge...
🌹 I'm not offering dead dove topics at this time (this may change in future)
🌹 If it's a ship, all participants must be 18+ and consenting
🌹 I will do platonic stories (ie: friends, family)
Thank you!
🌹 Open to any BG3 pairing including NPCs, OC/OC, rare pairs etc. I like a challenge...
🌹 I'm not offering dead dove topics at this time (this may change in future)
🌹 If it's a ship, all participants must be 18+ and consenting
🌹 I will do platonic stories (ie: friends, family)
Thank you!
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Vampiress, using hypnotic stare: "Say three things you like about yourself."
The vampiress' girlfriend, sweating profusely, trying and failing to fight it: "I. . . think my hair. . . is kinda cute."
Vampiress: "Two more."
The vampiress' girlfriend: "FFFFUUCCCKKKK."
The vampiress' girlfriend, sweating profusely, trying and failing to fight it: "I. . . think my hair. . . is kinda cute."
Vampiress: "Two more."
The vampiress' girlfriend: "FFFFUUCCCKKKK."
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Vampiress, using hypnotic stare: "Say three things you like about yourself."
The vampiress' girlfriend, sweating profusely, trying and failing to fight it: "I. . . think my hair. . . is kinda cute."
Vampiress: "Two more."
The vampiress' girlfriend: "FFFFUUCCCKKKK."
The vampiress' girlfriend, sweating profusely, trying and failing to fight it: "I. . . think my hair. . . is kinda cute."
Vampiress: "Two more."
The vampiress' girlfriend: "FFFFUUCCCKKKK."
Annette is poly and has two LIs in #ZendariaChronicles:
With her BFF James (established relationship) it was probably the first time she had a chronic illness flare after meeting him and he brought her soup unprompted.
With Asch (new flame), it's when he answers her Important Call.
With her BFF James (established relationship) it was probably the first time she had a chronic illness flare after meeting him and he brought her soup unprompted.
With Asch (new flame), it's when he answers her Important Call.
What made your MC really start to fall for their love interest in your book/wip? #WritingPrompt
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Annette is poly and has two LIs in #ZendariaChronicles:
With her BFF James (established relationship) it was probably the first time she had a chronic illness flare after meeting him and he brought her soup unprompted.
With Asch (new flame), it's when he answers her Important Call.
With her BFF James (established relationship) it was probably the first time she had a chronic illness flare after meeting him and he brought her soup unprompted.
With Asch (new flame), it's when he answers her Important Call.
Lame real life post, but I can't begin to describe the absolute depth and chillness of my 3 y/o as she sleeps next to me rn. Oh, for an ounce of that comfort and peace 🥹
#ISwearSheIsMadeOfJello
#ISwearSheIsMadeOfJello
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Lame real life post, but I can't begin to describe the absolute depth and chillness of my 3 y/o as she sleeps next to me rn. Oh, for an ounce of that comfort and peace 🥹
#ISwearSheIsMadeOfJello
#ISwearSheIsMadeOfJello
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Your fandom experience will improve when you start treating works like a buffet where many people attend.
You might fucking loathe the stuffed greens but aren't you glad someone else is enjoying it? Otherwise it'd just be going to waste.
And when someone hates what you like? Bro, more for you
You might fucking loathe the stuffed greens but aren't you glad someone else is enjoying it? Otherwise it'd just be going to waste.
And when someone hates what you like? Bro, more for you
September 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Your fandom experience will improve when you start treating works like a buffet where many people attend.
You might fucking loathe the stuffed greens but aren't you glad someone else is enjoying it? Otherwise it'd just be going to waste.
And when someone hates what you like? Bro, more for you
You might fucking loathe the stuffed greens but aren't you glad someone else is enjoying it? Otherwise it'd just be going to waste.
And when someone hates what you like? Bro, more for you
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One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
When you see a post about Frankenstein, but the post's author has spelled it Viktor not Victor, and you get that much #Jayvik stuff in your feed you have to do a double take to get the context 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When you see a post about Frankenstein, but the post's author has spelled it Viktor not Victor, and you get that much #Jayvik stuff in your feed you have to do a double take to get the context 🤣
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Story of my life.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Story of my life.
#TavQOTD - You know what? For Eilidh, it's her earnestness. She's so often "no thoughts, heads empty" but she really tries. See below, a typical "idk what you're talking about but I'm listening"
#Eilidh #WovenInFaith
#Eilidh #WovenInFaith
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#TavQOTD - You know what? For Eilidh, it's her earnestness. She's so often "no thoughts, heads empty" but she really tries. See below, a typical "idk what you're talking about but I'm listening"
#Eilidh #WovenInFaith
#Eilidh #WovenInFaith