Abi (TheMontess)
@themontess.bsky.social
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30s. Queer, or as we say in this household, entirely unbothered by gender. DA, BG3, original fiction writing. Same handle on ao3/tumblr ✌️❤️
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themontess.bsky.social
Day off today with no plans other than therapy this afternoon and rounding out the #BG3Kinktober fics
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shandoraexplorer.bsky.social
I have another offering for Kinktober!
I was allowed to borrow the amazing #Durge #Darius from @ishi-amai.bsky.social for this.

Main Kinks: Glory hole, suspension/sex swing, double penetration, wall sex

archiveofourown.org/works/72571546

#BG3Kinktober #NSFWwriting #Kinktober #BG3NSFW #BG3
Darius lifting Rolim up for that wall sex!
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insideushere.bsky.social
chill hammock cuddling for Halsin and @momarsala.bsky.social's beautiful Ilphiira 💜💜💜

#bittersketch #BaldursGate3 #Halsin
sketch of Halsin and Ilphiira lying naked on a hammock, she's on top of him with her eyes closed and one hand on his chest. he is kissing her nose and holding her head through her hair
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elizmanderson.com
new pinned post! hellooooooo I'm E (she/they) the #author of THE LORD OF THE WOOD (@hanoversquarepress.bsky.social,
2026) and THE KEEPER OF LONELY SPIRITS (MIRA Books, 2025), as well as various short stories

check out my links below!
E.M. Anderson's The Lord of the Wood and The Keeper of Lonely Spirits against a starry night background, above a link: ElizMAnderson(dot)Com(slash)Links. The Lord of the Wood's cover is teal with a stag of flowers and foliage growing from a twisted tree with flowers growing around it and black ooze dripping from a branch overhead. the title "The Lord of the Wood" is in large white serif text to the left, with foliage growing through the letters closest to the tree, and the author "E.M. Anderson" is in all-caps yellow text at the bottom. the tagline, in smaller yellow text, reads, "Even a beastly woodland protector needs saving..." The Keeper of Lonely Spirits's cover features a lonely cottage, surrounded by headstones, with smoke drifting from the chimney, atop a tall green hill dotted with trees and yellow flowers. the title "The Keeper of Lonely Spirits" is centered in all-caps sans-serif yellow text, with "E.M." Anderson in smaller white text at the bottom. Tagline in still smaller text at the top reads, "Living forever can be mighty lonesome." "When lonely clockmaker Arthur Throckmorton loses his way in an enchanted forest, he meets the hero of his childhood bedtime stories: the Lord of the Wood. But instead of the mythical figure of his dreams, the Lord of the Wood is a grim man turning into a beast and losing power over a dying forest. If they can’t save the forest before he becomes a beast completely, Arthur will lose the man he's falling for—and never see his family again." Text is in a textbox against a murky image of a forest, with the cover of E.M. Anderson's The Lord of the Wood below the text, all against a dark teal background with gold curlicues in the corners. "An old man cursed with immortality hunts ghosts rather than making mortal friends who will die one day. When residents of an Ohio town beset by a vengeful spirit adopt him as their own, he must decide: leave to protect his heart, or stay to save their lives?" To the left of the text is E.M. Anderson's The Keeper of Lonely Spirits, above a QR code linking to the book at Bookshop(dot)Org in either hardcover or ebook. Text is in a translucent textbox against a background of yellow flowers in the sunset.
themontess.bsky.social
Sometimes protecting your #MentalHealth means tuning out others' good news, and sometimes it means tuning out their bad news too. If someone's misery gets you down worse, you don't have to ride the sad spiral with them. It can be kinder to both of you to step off
themontess.bsky.social
Run don't walk to read this one 😍😍🔥
enjoythepizza.bsky.social
BG3 Kinktober Day 15:

Kestrel (Tav) and Astarion try a bit of roleplay, calling back to her wizard schooling.

Did writing this feel like scripting a cheesy porno? Yes. Did I have the most fun doing so? Also yes.

archiveofourown.org/works/72499596

#bg3kinktober #bg3nsfw #bg3 #tavstarion
A text block that reads: 

And right now, words fail her. Fuck, he looks good as a wizard.

For the briefest moment, his mask falters, his mouth curling in a wide, satisfied grin, but he replaces it quickly with a veneer of insouciant irritation.

“Miss Emberlight,” Astarion purrs, and her knees grow weak. She can probably count the times he’s said her surname on one hand. “My office hours are in the afternoon. What is the meaning of this interruption?”

“I—" her voice cracks on the word, and she clears her throat. Her cheeks burn with embarrassment. She can't do this. She feels like some patron at Sharess's Caress, paying for a paper-thin fantasy. 

But with him staring at her like that, maybe there's something to those parchment fantasies.
themontess.bsky.social
Perfect use of those skills. Just submitted to a "fun fact about me" at work thing that I wrote a 45k novella earlier this year. Didn't say that it was a 45k, slow-burn, high-heat, M/M adventure romance fic
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enjoythepizza.bsky.social
So I had to do a fanart after reading the wonderful fic "We're ours now, and no one else's" by @themontess.bsky.social

I love Astarion x Rolan 😍 The fic was for BG3 Kinktober (Marking). Go read it here:

archiveofourown.org/works/71648961

#bg3kinktober #starlan #astarion #bg3rolan #bg3nsfw
A digital painting. A red tiefling (Rolan from Baldur's Gate 3) pins a pale man with white curly hair (Astarion from the same game) down while preparing to bite his neck. Astarion's eyes are closed and his back is arched.
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enjoythepizza.bsky.social
But knowing when I'm just in my feels because brain chemistry is a mess is hard.

But the whole reason I'm posting this is just bc if you're having art doubts, there are a million possibilities & your skill is only one of them.

It's more likely your brain is being an asshole. In a number of ways.
themontess.bsky.social
When/of you do, feel free to yap my way! 🥰
themontess.bsky.social
Romanceable: Lucanis, Not romanceable: Varric (altho I stan qpr Hawke x Varric to the end)

Unsure on Loremaster! Do you have one?

And I try not to play favourites with the original fiction chars, but the answer is always "the MC of any project besides the one I'm working on" 😂
themontess.bsky.social
Dragging my feet on my last Kinktober piece, so AMA to motivate me? I can answer about:

* Original fiction
* Dragon Age
* BG3
* Date Everything!

#AMA #KinktoberPrep
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elizmanderson.com
and here's a static cover reveal post for people who want to skip the book trailer and/or hate videos! cover art by Lucy Rose

THE LORD OF THE WOOD releases in July 2026, from @hanoversquarepress.bsky.social! #author

preorder now: gatheringvolumes.com/item/44euZQq...
the cover of E.M. Anderson's The Lord of the Wood, framed in gold with gold flowers against a dark teal background around the edges. The cover is teal with a stag of flowers and foliage growing from a twisted tree with flowers growing around it and black ooze dripping from a branch overhead. the title "The Lord of the Wood" is in large white serif text to the left, with foliage growing through the letters closest to the tree, and the author "E.M. Anderson" is in all-caps yellow text at the bottom. the tagline, in smaller yellow text, reads, "Even a beastly woodland protector needs saving..." "When lonely clockmaker Arthur Throckmorton loses his way in an enchanted forest, he meets the hero of his childhood bedtime stories: the Lord of the Wood. But instead of the mythical figure of his dreams, the Lord of the Wood is a grim man turning into a beast and losing power over a dying forest. If they can’t save the forest before he becomes a beast completely, Arthur will lose the man he's falling for—and never see his family again." Text is in a textbox against a murky image of a forest, with the cover of E.M. Anderson's The Lord of the Wood below the text, all against a dark teal background with gold curlicues in the corners. The cover of E.M. Anderson's The Lord of the Wood on a dark teal background with golden leaves overhead, surrounded by yellow text reading: plant magic; sentient forest trying to oops! murder people; intensely homoerotic shaving scene; the one who heard the stories and the one who was in the stories; hopeless romantic who's clueless about his own sexuality; Beauty & the Beast inspired by not a retelling; dual-POV brother/sister; love interest turning slowly into a beast; wound-tending.
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whirlinginroses.bsky.social
✨ PICS & FICS ✨

If you can't choose between writing or art, why not both? 👀 Excited to be working with @brabblesban.bsky.social on a dual commission.

You'll get a fic from me based on your brief, then take it to Ban to get it rendered ❤️

Deadline is December 15. We have 5 slots!

#BG3 #RoseWrites
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danifinnwrites.bsky.social
More books should include masturbation scenes as a way to show character development and romantic tension
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
themontess.bsky.social
I need to knuckle down at day job stuff today (it's the most wonderful time of the year~ 🎶 /jk) but I just wanted to put out there a big I LOVE YOU to everyone creating and dreaming and enjoying today 💖 Y'all are rockstars
themontess.bsky.social
My spouse sends me reels on FB even though they know I only use it on my PC not my phone so it's a labour of love to watch them 🤣
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whirlinginroses.bsky.social
I've got five 1,000 word slots open (any ship or characters) because I could really use the support this month.

Unexpected bills have sort of fucked me over a bit so I'm opening November slots early. Just be aware these will have November deadlines if you do comm anything ❤️

ko-fi.com/c/f18739d492
1,000 word custom fic
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com
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tavyliasin.bsky.social
Some days I just want to make a little nest out of my comments and be surrounded by the warm glow they give, or maybe just sit with them and admire how they sparkle like a dragon with my precious treasures~

Either way, #AO3 comments are such a joy, so very grateful for every single one of them 🥰💙🥰
themontess.bsky.social
The second sketch made me laugh so hard. He's a fiend lol
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strawbunnycake.bsky.social
It's Indigenous Peoples Day!

To the lovely Indigenous artists here on Bsky, share your artwork below and your links where to support you! Indigenous artists of any and all mediums are completely welcome to share! 🩷

Share this thread for support and visibility! #IndigenousPeoplesDay
A stylized digital art illustration of an orange bipedal bunny character wearing a red blouse, red and pink ribbon skirt, with beadwork earrings on her long ears. She's smiling with a small heart drawn next to her head.