Harry Simpson
@thehasbo.bsky.social
I got overexcited and followed too many people on here. Now I'm unfolding loads and feel bad.
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“Bovino” sounds like a failed beef-themed sports drink.
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 PM
“Bovino” sounds like a failed beef-themed sports drink.
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ah, the Nimby Arseholes singularity.
January 27, 2026 at 2:35 PM
ah, the Nimby Arseholes singularity.
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
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Doing this one again only with added Barry from EastEnders singing at the bowls.
🎵 Something inside so long 🎶
🎵 Something inside so long 🎶
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Doing this one again only with added Barry from EastEnders singing at the bowls.
🎵 Something inside so long 🎶
🎵 Something inside so long 🎶
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Chelsea v Arsenal often feels like the biggest match of the WSL season. Not this time around. But it had the biggest away following of the season, and it felt right that Beth Mead was the one to score the crucial opener.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
Beth Mead still has huge value to Arsenal, despite questions over her future
Mead scored her first WSL goal of the season, as Arsenal won at Chelsea for the first time since 2018...
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Chelsea v Arsenal often feels like the biggest match of the WSL season. Not this time around. But it had the biggest away following of the season, and it felt right that Beth Mead was the one to score the crucial opener.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
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One of the most gloriously misleading TV spots I've ever seen.
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 AM
One of the most gloriously misleading TV spots I've ever seen.
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January 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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(2016)
(Portal opens)
Me: mark carney, governer of the Bank of England, what are you doing
Carney: America’s haunted
Me: what
Mark carney: (grabbing a gun and jumping back through the portal) America’s haunted
(Portal opens)
Me: mark carney, governer of the Bank of England, what are you doing
Carney: America’s haunted
Me: what
Mark carney: (grabbing a gun and jumping back through the portal) America’s haunted
January 20, 2026 at 10:45 PM
(2016)
(Portal opens)
Me: mark carney, governer of the Bank of England, what are you doing
Carney: America’s haunted
Me: what
Mark carney: (grabbing a gun and jumping back through the portal) America’s haunted
(Portal opens)
Me: mark carney, governer of the Bank of England, what are you doing
Carney: America’s haunted
Me: what
Mark carney: (grabbing a gun and jumping back through the portal) America’s haunted
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What I think of every year on my birthday. @pbfcomics.bsky.social <3
January 20, 2026 at 10:04 PM
What I think of every year on my birthday. @pbfcomics.bsky.social <3
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Drawing will be on the dot com later. Subscribe? www.poorlydrawnarsenal.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Drawing will be on the dot com later. Subscribe? www.poorlydrawnarsenal.com
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Nobody refers to millimetres as mm, nor feet as ft, or pounds as lb. So if you refer to kilograms as kg you're a tit.
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Nobody refers to millimetres as mm, nor feet as ft, or pounds as lb. So if you refer to kilograms as kg you're a tit.
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was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
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I feel I should bang the drum for this post, which hasn't received the love it deserves.
It helps to know that Jenrick's constituency is Newark.
It helps to know that Jenrick's constituency is Newark.
Robert Jenrick is unique in British politics for being the only MP who is an anagram of his constituency
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I feel I should bang the drum for this post, which hasn't received the love it deserves.
It helps to know that Jenrick's constituency is Newark.
It helps to know that Jenrick's constituency is Newark.
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This thread is some of the most exceptional storytelling I've seen in ages?? wow. truly worth your time.
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This thread is some of the most exceptional storytelling I've seen in ages?? wow. truly worth your time.
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This bit made me lol.
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
This bit made me lol.
Just when you think this dinner party can't get worse...
this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Just when you think this dinner party can't get worse...
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When people do ask me why I would even consider voting Labour, given <waves at Downing Street>, I would reply that a large part of it is that every party to the left and right of them are giving me the signal that they I am a rube.
Admittedly, a big part of the Labour message is they hate me, but…
Admittedly, a big part of the Labour message is they hate me, but…
January 12, 2026 at 10:30 AM
When people do ask me why I would even consider voting Labour, given <waves at Downing Street>, I would reply that a large part of it is that every party to the left and right of them are giving me the signal that they I am a rube.
Admittedly, a big part of the Labour message is they hate me, but…
Admittedly, a big part of the Labour message is they hate me, but…
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I've made a medley of Diarrhoea songs! I've taken some of your "favourites" from the thread below, as well as added some new songs. youtu.be/qjvWPPhrNnU
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I've made a medley of Diarrhoea songs! I've taken some of your "favourites" from the thread below, as well as added some new songs. youtu.be/qjvWPPhrNnU
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Basic intellectual hygiene is when you see a screenshot of something where someone you disapprove of or dislike or think is evil or any of the above is doing something worth mocking, you should go check first. In this case, it appears she was answering an Iranian Harry Potter fan.
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Basic intellectual hygiene is when you see a screenshot of something where someone you disapprove of or dislike or think is evil or any of the above is doing something worth mocking, you should go check first. In this case, it appears she was answering an Iranian Harry Potter fan.
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January 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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BATMAN KERB DRILL (1967): Holy PIF! While on a promotional tour for Batman, Adam West filmed this road safety public information film for British kids, in character as the caped crusader, and it's every bit as wonderful as you'd expect.
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
BATMAN KERB DRILL (1967): Holy PIF! While on a promotional tour for Batman, Adam West filmed this road safety public information film for British kids, in character as the caped crusader, and it's every bit as wonderful as you'd expect.