The Giant Head
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putting my dead baby’s shoes on the neighborhood buy nothing group instead of selling them bc I’m committed to the idea of the gift economy even in my grief. no takers so far but several complaints that I’ve “ruined the vibe”
September 18, 2023 at 1:55 AM
putting my dead baby’s shoes on the neighborhood buy nothing group instead of selling them bc I’m committed to the idea of the gift economy even in my grief. no takers so far but several complaints that I’ve “ruined the vibe”
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I'm writing a retelling of the scrooge story from the perspective of tiny Tim, which means that everyone around him is big, so they all have names like Big Scrooge and Huge Marley and we just call Tim "Normal Tim"
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I'm writing a retelling of the scrooge story from the perspective of tiny Tim, which means that everyone around him is big, so they all have names like Big Scrooge and Huge Marley and we just call Tim "Normal Tim"
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That’s right folks. Kamala Harris has not only found, but captured and killed, the legendary ape man known as Bigfoot
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
That’s right folks. Kamala Harris has not only found, but captured and killed, the legendary ape man known as Bigfoot
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
04 Feb 2026
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cool. quick question, though, why does sam neil have two different faces on the front of the same head
February 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
cool. quick question, though, why does sam neil have two different faces on the front of the same head
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So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
JEEEEAAAAAAN
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
JEEEEAAAAAAN
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imagine being so good at a crime that they actually rename the crime after you, like if you were so great at doing murders nobody called it "getting murdered" anymore but instead called it "getting [your name]d." For Charles Ponzi, this is no mere hypothetical
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
imagine being so good at a crime that they actually rename the crime after you, like if you were so great at doing murders nobody called it "getting murdered" anymore but instead called it "getting [your name]d." For Charles Ponzi, this is no mere hypothetical
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literally laughed out loud
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
literally laughed out loud
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What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
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HP Lovecraft 's full name was "Harry Potter Lovecraft". which was why he was so racist
November 7, 2023 at 2:12 AM
HP Lovecraft 's full name was "Harry Potter Lovecraft". which was why he was so racist
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In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
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Delete your TikTok now, if you are in America!
TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 23, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Delete your TikTok now, if you are in America!
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Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775
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the list of topics to be discussed at the Council of Nicaea in 325CE
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
the list of topics to be discussed at the Council of Nicaea in 325CE
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✨ Conservatives like to pretend their politics are complex because a lot of them still want to be thought of as good people and not amoral monsters ✨
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
✨ Conservatives like to pretend their politics are complex because a lot of them still want to be thought of as good people and not amoral monsters ✨
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Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
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Expedition 33 is kinda weird in that your characters are constantly running around splattered with gore as they hang out with the cast of Jim Henson’s Labyrinth.
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Expedition 33 is kinda weird in that your characters are constantly running around splattered with gore as they hang out with the cast of Jim Henson’s Labyrinth.
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