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Can You Suplex a Train?
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Asking the most important question in gaming.

Blame @Syncoplay.bsky.social for this nonsense.

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People are dying to ride that train!
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Did you know... famed voice actor Charles Martinet, best known as the voice of Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser and Peach, started his career as the voice of Paul Rudd in his breakout film Clueless.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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First they came for those who like big butts, and I could not lie.

Then they came for those who like medium sized butts and those other brothers could not deny.

Now a girl walked in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, and there's nobody left to get sprung.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Banned in Australia
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Hey Abercrombie Skywalker, didn't your dead parents teach you that piracy doesn't pay the bills?
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Do we even care if it's true anymore?
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is what they looking at
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What are they looking at?
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dink swore he hated that duck… yet when its webbed feet pattered behind him in the dark, he felt pangs of longing. The quacks grew wrong - sharper, knowing. Love or fear, he couldn’t tell anymore. Only that it would never stop following him.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You might call me spoony, but I was bard this way!
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Every day we stray further from God's light.
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I finally finished my bestiary in FFXII
September 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Does Gestahl still have those pictures of Kefka blowing Leo?
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Does Gestahl still have those pictures of Kefka blowing Leo?
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Do you want to hear that again?
[Yes] Yes
October 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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He hungry
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me in public: my headphones: youtu.be/dUbtKfqR2HM?...
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The boss needs you.
You don't need the boss.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Punk-ass bitch deserved it
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Thank you for your cooperation
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What a great guy!
#wholesome #goodnews #hero
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM