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Can You Suplex a Train?

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · Oct 24

Would you?

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 3h

You wanna take that chance?

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 3h

Somewhere out there, in this huge diverse world, a Tonberry just took another step toward you.

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 7h

Mavis Beacon tried to warn us

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 8h

He's a good boy

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 8h

a man in a black suit says do it in white letters

ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · Mar 11

Untitled SNES RPG

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 1d

Woke up in the middle of the night. Cast float so I wouldn't step on a Lego.

Ceiling fan crit for 9999 damage.

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 2d

You can’t spell “Trans Rights” without “Train.” I checked. Stop checking.

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 2d

Would have been cool to reprise them in the World of Ruin for some kind of excavation of ruined Vector or something like that

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 2d

You can’t spell “Trans Rights” without “Train.” I checked. Stop checking.

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 3d

Dear valued customer,

Your Magitek Armor insurance renewal is pre-approved! Please remit 4,000 gil within 14 days to avoid a lapse in coverage.

𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲
𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳, 𝘸𝘦 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘴

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 3d

Umaro don't give a fuuuuuck if you disable his Fight command - he gonna fight if he wants to fight 🤣

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 3d

The Berserker Ring you bet to get the Blizzard Orb is a better relic for Umaro

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, sex is fun but have you ever tried soloing the Fanatics Tower with Umaro?

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 3d

Old imperial tradition states that a union witnessed by the warring triad and blessed by the emperor will last forever.

But why's the fucking JESTER there?!?