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Your hand opens and closes, opens and closes. If it were always a fist or always stretched open, you would be paralyzed. Your deepest presence is in every small contracting and expanding, the two as beautifully balanced and coordinated as birds' wings
Pinned
Everything looks burned up, I'm too scared to look around
Don't feel like going on, but come on, make a joyful sound
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They're going to keep shooting nurses and poets, parents and neighbors dead in the streets, and every single time they do it they will concoct a lie to justify what they've done.

The fact that people know this, and still stand up to them, scares them absolutely shitless.
January 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Honestly pretty solid analysis
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Great Job everyone! Keep up the good work!
"Thanks to bisexuals..."
January 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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The scylla of everyone treating every news story like they just started paying attention and acting naive and brand new

The charybdis of pointing out nothing is new and acting jaded and above it to the point of denying new contexts and realities to stay safely embedded in left ideologies
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s always great when our politicians sound like Bill the Butcher -_-
Please add "puppy killers" to your proposed travel ban.

WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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And I’m not gonna sit here and pretend that Tucker Carlson hasn’t spent years calling my people animals. He doesn’t believe in ‘the individual’. Otherwise he wouldn’t be demonising trans people.

Again, this is not complicated.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I defy you to find me a more useless venal and cowardly group of people than the modern Democratic Party. The fact that this is the raft we all have to cling to as this country descends into fascism is fucking galling. Schumer doesn't need to be primaried he needs to be pilloried.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.

RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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All hope drawn from politicians is ultimately false hope. The only true hope in this world is the hope we create together

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I'm not super familiar with the rules of American football ( @jamesstout.bsky.social is our Sports Correspondent) but I'm getting the impression that it's possible for the loser of a football game to be the president of the United States, which is interesting.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Holy shit I am so tired
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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what's savvy about R's making such a stink about Stephen King saying "Charlie Kirk said gays should be stoned to death" is now all your google search results are King apologizing instead of the time Kirk definitely did say that
September 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM