Gareth Bellamy
@thebellow.bsky.social
Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. Maximising shareholder value. Posting exceedingly sub-par photos on Flickr over.... here https://www.flickr.com/photos/drbello/
Threw some old bread out in the garden for the birds, this idiot thinks it's for him....
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Threw some old bread out in the garden for the birds, this idiot thinks it's for him....
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The Times & Sunday Times be like
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Times & Sunday Times be like
One way of ending the patriarchy I guess...
Headline of the day. American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One way of ending the patriarchy I guess...
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Why are Christmas presents for men so shit? It's either a Millennium Falcon hip flask or 3 fish heads nailed to a stick.
I'm going to get my Dad a selection of shaving spanners with cars on x
I'm going to get my Dad a selection of shaving spanners with cars on x
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Why are Christmas presents for men so shit? It's either a Millennium Falcon hip flask or 3 fish heads nailed to a stick.
I'm going to get my Dad a selection of shaving spanners with cars on x
I'm going to get my Dad a selection of shaving spanners with cars on x
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Honk if you want to fly south for the winter. 🪿
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Honk if you want to fly south for the winter. 🪿
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Just going on appearances there’s about a dozen potential dark genius comic writers in that line-up.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Just going on appearances there’s about a dozen potential dark genius comic writers in that line-up.
This should have been Macca's Christmas single: youtu.be/cW1ou7SH3is?...
Ringo Remembers Christmas 1979
YouTube video by Peter Serafinowicz
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
This should have been Macca's Christmas single: youtu.be/cW1ou7SH3is?...
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Lynda La Plante as Tamara Novek nursing the bedridden employees of Rentaghost in a tableau reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch at his most fevered.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lynda La Plante as Tamara Novek nursing the bedridden employees of Rentaghost in a tableau reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch at his most fevered.
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Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys
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Running out of money?
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Running out of money?
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Other important historical anniversary news of the day...
Can't believe it's 363 years since that slag John Evelyn recorded skating on the frozen lake in St James's Park, London, watched by Charles II and Queen Catherine. Still freaks my nut in to this day
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Other important historical anniversary news of the day...
My advent gift to you is this 19 year old photo of Christmas lights made from recycled bottles on the Southbank. And here is the very brief story about how it ended up on the cover of a magazine in the US. 1/3
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My advent gift to you is this 19 year old photo of Christmas lights made from recycled bottles on the Southbank. And here is the very brief story about how it ended up on the cover of a magazine in the US. 1/3
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
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When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me:
No.
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me:
No.
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me:
No.
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me:
No.
In the woods this afternoon...
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In the woods this afternoon...
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Half the couples on MAFS have this vibe by week 4.
Sigourney Weaver and Ridley Scott on the set of Alien (1979)
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Half the couples on MAFS have this vibe by week 4.
Looking for a relaxing film on iPlayer this afternoon I gave Deliverance a turn. What was I thinking?
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for a relaxing film on iPlayer this afternoon I gave Deliverance a turn. What was I thinking?
Yesterday, out in the last of the sun...
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yesterday, out in the last of the sun...
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Get out of my fucking seat.”
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The Kenny Everett New Naughty Video is currently on Rewind TV
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Kenny Everett New Naughty Video is currently on Rewind TV
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Amazing work, lads. The algorithms have reached peak performance.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Amazing work, lads. The algorithms have reached peak performance.
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serious question: has any other chancellor had this treatment? Did we hear from Kwasi Kwarteng's aunty? Jeremy Hunt's nephew?
‘It’s a disgrace’ — Rachel Reeves’s uncle gives budget verdict ⬇️
‘It’s a disgrace’ — Rachel Reeves’s uncle gives budget verdict
‘It’s a disgrace’ — Rachel Reeves’s uncle gives budget verdict
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
serious question: has any other chancellor had this treatment? Did we hear from Kwasi Kwarteng's aunty? Jeremy Hunt's nephew?