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Berks of Delights
@dandyandafop.bsky.social
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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.

Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.

Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · May 6
In the first story in From Beyond the Grave, there's a short sequence illustrating the passage of time as new tenants take on a flat, and Tony Curtis gets to design / dress three additional sets. And we go teak - rosewood - chrome...
Couple playing backgammon on a teak dining table with teak chairs and green cushions. Green jacquard wallpaper, a teak room divider / bookcase, a teak sideboard with large cream coloured lamp, and an armchair with curved sides - possibly bentwood. Difficult to tell from the screengrab. man on the phone, standing in a lighter coloured room. Off white / green walls. Purple lamp. Dark rosewood furniture, including modular wall units, a matching sideboard, and a dining table and chairs. Large patterned armchair in brown on white. Group of people in a room with purple and blue large patterned wallpaper. Chrome bookshelves, side chairs and a table.
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Air guard fucking about in Black Hawks. Practicing for some illegal war crimes type shit in South and Central America, no doubt…
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I thought I might get to 2026 without another word driving me mad.

‘Impactful’ has just asked everybody to hold its beer.

It’s suddenly everywhere.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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How many times must I yell “IT’S HIM TRYING TO FUCKING WELL GET HOME FOR THANKSGIVING”?

No one mentions Christmas. Not once. No one says a damned thing about it. Neal Page is not trying to fucking well get home for Christmas!
The iPlayer with ‘Planes, Trains…’ lurking in its Christmas Magic section
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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*stares at brand name*
Amazon listing with the brand name ‘spunkysoul’
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Highlights from the country music awards?

*opening credits followed immediately by closing credits*
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Michael not giving two shits about how terrifying it would be for all these people watching trees un-felling themselves. And animals coming back to life.

That’s fucking years worth of therapy.

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Lots of elephants were harmed in the making of this video.

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I’m only going to walk back into the lounge for Bjork’s links.

*runs nap off trousers*

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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*walks through Lounge as Maurice Loaf waves a hanky around like he’s about to pull all the flags of the world from his sleeve*

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I will not countenance Christmas in any month other than December. So I have been doing laundry and I haven’t had to see Celine Dion or Gary Barlow once. I win.

I even did all the sofa covers. No more lingering Mr Loons. *lip wobble*
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The production on this is so thin. So piss weak and thin.

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Brought to you in association with the Perimeter Fencing Marketing Board

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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#totp
Terry-Thomas thrashing about in agony
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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A lot of the houses I’ve looked at in Scotland have been in Murray Head.

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Don’t sing live.

Yours sincerely,
Everyone

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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William Ocean. William Orbit.

There’s a party booking mixup waiting to happen.

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Stevie Winwood has forced his way into this single #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I might start saying A-Polow-Gise in normal conversation

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Weird episode of the Canal Trip

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Shout out to the guy dressed as future train driver communist.

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Chicago, with their latest song about having better pizza than New York…

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Is that the only occasion where the words “a real blisterer” have been uttered?

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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It’s not 6 episodes today, is it? Right? It’s not is it?

*panicky sweaty look to camera*

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The only places you’re going mate, are to the HR offices

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Here we are then. All the TOTP Orchestra lads. Playing in all of the time signatures.

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM