Berks of Delights
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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.
Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.
Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.
Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
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In the first story in From Beyond the Grave, there's a short sequence illustrating the passage of time as new tenants take on a flat, and Tony Curtis gets to design / dress three additional sets. And we go teak - rosewood - chrome...
Nothing quite so frustrating as watching a film with a fascinating story to tell, with a great cast, slowly be strangled to death by a script with all the finesse of a sledgehammer, and a score that seems to have fallen from a Hallmark movie about a magic cobbler who saves Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Nothing quite so frustrating as watching a film with a fascinating story to tell, with a great cast, slowly be strangled to death by a script with all the finesse of a sledgehammer, and a score that seems to have fallen from a Hallmark movie about a magic cobbler who saves Christmas.
Every single end of quarter coach interview in the NFL…
*me muttering* “say it, bitch…”
*guy with stupid goatee beard* “we just got to execute better”
*me, looking content* “thank you”
*me muttering* “say it, bitch…”
*guy with stupid goatee beard* “we just got to execute better”
*me, looking content* “thank you”
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Every single end of quarter coach interview in the NFL…
*me muttering* “say it, bitch…”
*guy with stupid goatee beard* “we just got to execute better”
*me, looking content* “thank you”
*me muttering* “say it, bitch…”
*guy with stupid goatee beard* “we just got to execute better”
*me, looking content* “thank you”
I do so enjoy being told to shop local, and all the images / products are that generic, mass produced in China with a huge carbon footprint ‘whimsy’.
Yesterday I was staring at plates featuring AI generated images of woodland creatures. A fox with legs like a fucking antelope.
Yesterday I was staring at plates featuring AI generated images of woodland creatures. A fox with legs like a fucking antelope.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I do so enjoy being told to shop local, and all the images / products are that generic, mass produced in China with a huge carbon footprint ‘whimsy’.
Yesterday I was staring at plates featuring AI generated images of woodland creatures. A fox with legs like a fucking antelope.
Yesterday I was staring at plates featuring AI generated images of woodland creatures. A fox with legs like a fucking antelope.
Went and grabbed some take-out for lazy afternoon of football.
Couldn’t help noticing the sign warning that customers must not ‘touch, finger or feel up’ the bags on the counter.
Political correctness gone mad.
Couldn’t help noticing the sign warning that customers must not ‘touch, finger or feel up’ the bags on the counter.
Political correctness gone mad.
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Went and grabbed some take-out for lazy afternoon of football.
Couldn’t help noticing the sign warning that customers must not ‘touch, finger or feel up’ the bags on the counter.
Political correctness gone mad.
Couldn’t help noticing the sign warning that customers must not ‘touch, finger or feel up’ the bags on the counter.
Political correctness gone mad.
I grow tired of the Head Clutching and General Shithousery Derby.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I grow tired of the Head Clutching and General Shithousery Derby.
When your Christmas tree has a stonking great erection.
Don’t worry. It’s not getting decorated until December. I’m firm on that. Like the branch.
Just didn’t want to be left with the grot, seeing as America goes out en masse to get trees the weekend after Thanksgiving.
Don’t worry. It’s not getting decorated until December. I’m firm on that. Like the branch.
Just didn’t want to be left with the grot, seeing as America goes out en masse to get trees the weekend after Thanksgiving.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When your Christmas tree has a stonking great erection.
Don’t worry. It’s not getting decorated until December. I’m firm on that. Like the branch.
Just didn’t want to be left with the grot, seeing as America goes out en masse to get trees the weekend after Thanksgiving.
Don’t worry. It’s not getting decorated until December. I’m firm on that. Like the branch.
Just didn’t want to be left with the grot, seeing as America goes out en masse to get trees the weekend after Thanksgiving.
That was a slightly better ‘feeble’ than a Potter ‘feeble’ or a Lopetegui ‘feeble’.
Hashtag: feeble
Hashtag: feeble
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
That was a slightly better ‘feeble’ than a Potter ‘feeble’ or a Lopetegui ‘feeble’.
Hashtag: feeble
Hashtag: feeble
*stares in ‘who missed that header and then loses his man?’*
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
*stares in ‘who missed that header and then loses his man?’*
Fucking hell, Lucas.
That’s more exasperating than Mavropanos being perpetually shit.
That’s more exasperating than Mavropanos being perpetually shit.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Fucking hell, Lucas.
That’s more exasperating than Mavropanos being perpetually shit.
That’s more exasperating than Mavropanos being perpetually shit.
*Chugging funk rhythm. Wah Wah guitar*
“Who’s the guy who plays them all onside?”
“Mavropanos!”
“Damned right…”
“Who’s the guy who plays them all onside?”
“Mavropanos!”
“Damned right…”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*Chugging funk rhythm. Wah Wah guitar*
“Who’s the guy who plays them all onside?”
“Mavropanos!”
“Damned right…”
“Who’s the guy who plays them all onside?”
“Mavropanos!”
“Damned right…”
I grow so very weary of Mavropanos’ ability to dispossess himself.
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I grow so very weary of Mavropanos’ ability to dispossess himself.
Overslept. Watching football on delay and then they announce the stadium will pay tribute and…
Guess I’m still a bit brittle. Floods of tears for those eyes of blue. Absolute hero of mine growing up.
Grit. So much grit and steel but with silk and class. What a player.
Guess I’m still a bit brittle. Floods of tears for those eyes of blue. Absolute hero of mine growing up.
Grit. So much grit and steel but with silk and class. What a player.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Overslept. Watching football on delay and then they announce the stadium will pay tribute and…
Guess I’m still a bit brittle. Floods of tears for those eyes of blue. Absolute hero of mine growing up.
Grit. So much grit and steel but with silk and class. What a player.
Guess I’m still a bit brittle. Floods of tears for those eyes of blue. Absolute hero of mine growing up.
Grit. So much grit and steel but with silk and class. What a player.
Air guard fucking about in Black Hawks. Practicing for some illegal war crimes type shit in South and Central America, no doubt…
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Air guard fucking about in Black Hawks. Practicing for some illegal war crimes type shit in South and Central America, no doubt…
I thought I might get to 2026 without another word driving me mad.
‘Impactful’ has just asked everybody to hold its beer.
It’s suddenly everywhere.
‘Impactful’ has just asked everybody to hold its beer.
It’s suddenly everywhere.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I thought I might get to 2026 without another word driving me mad.
‘Impactful’ has just asked everybody to hold its beer.
It’s suddenly everywhere.
‘Impactful’ has just asked everybody to hold its beer.
It’s suddenly everywhere.
How many times must I yell “IT’S HIM TRYING TO FUCKING WELL GET HOME FOR THANKSGIVING”?
No one mentions Christmas. Not once. No one says a damned thing about it. Neal Page is not trying to fucking well get home for Christmas!
No one mentions Christmas. Not once. No one says a damned thing about it. Neal Page is not trying to fucking well get home for Christmas!
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
How many times must I yell “IT’S HIM TRYING TO FUCKING WELL GET HOME FOR THANKSGIVING”?
No one mentions Christmas. Not once. No one says a damned thing about it. Neal Page is not trying to fucking well get home for Christmas!
No one mentions Christmas. Not once. No one says a damned thing about it. Neal Page is not trying to fucking well get home for Christmas!
*stares at brand name*
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
*stares at brand name*
Highlights from the country music awards?
*opening credits followed immediately by closing credits*
*opening credits followed immediately by closing credits*
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Highlights from the country music awards?
*opening credits followed immediately by closing credits*
*opening credits followed immediately by closing credits*
Michael not giving two shits about how terrifying it would be for all these people watching trees un-felling themselves. And animals coming back to life.
That’s fucking years worth of therapy.
#totp
That’s fucking years worth of therapy.
#totp
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Michael not giving two shits about how terrifying it would be for all these people watching trees un-felling themselves. And animals coming back to life.
That’s fucking years worth of therapy.
#totp
That’s fucking years worth of therapy.
#totp
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I will not countenance Christmas in any month other than December. So I have been doing laundry and I haven’t had to see Celine Dion or Gary Barlow once. I win.
I even did all the sofa covers. No more lingering Mr Loons. *lip wobble*
I even did all the sofa covers. No more lingering Mr Loons. *lip wobble*
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I will not countenance Christmas in any month other than December. So I have been doing laundry and I haven’t had to see Celine Dion or Gary Barlow once. I win.
I even did all the sofa covers. No more lingering Mr Loons. *lip wobble*
I even did all the sofa covers. No more lingering Mr Loons. *lip wobble*
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
