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Berks of Delights
@dandyandafop.bsky.social
Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.

Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.

Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
I guess it was generally assumed that he was indestructible, so none of us thought to be prepared for a day like this…
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’d have been able to compose myself more quickly if the stadium had followed it with a minute of booing for Harry.
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ooooft. I wouldn’t know what to do first in there. Start assembling a zeppelin or start my own mercenary army…
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Yeah, I’d definitely die on those stairs. Indecision leading to confusion leading to a misplaced foot.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
*sets stopwatch for Andy McNabb paperback reply guys*

“Actually, the Black Hawk wouldn’t be used for…..”
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Working retail. The gift that never begins giving.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ha! Yeah, I can see why you thought that. I for one wouldn’t want to stride into Sherwin Williams asking what their jizziest shade of emulsion was…
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Runs? I fucking well typed ‘rub’. I fucking saw it on my screen, you interfering know-better piece of shit AI powered prick phone.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM