Berks of Delights
@dandyandafop.bsky.social
Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.
Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.
Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.
Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
When your Christmas tree has a stonking great erection.
Don’t worry. It’s not getting decorated until December. I’m firm on that. Like the branch.
Just didn’t want to be left with the grot, seeing as America goes out en masse to get trees the weekend after Thanksgiving.
Don’t worry. It’s not getting decorated until December. I’m firm on that. Like the branch.
Just didn’t want to be left with the grot, seeing as America goes out en masse to get trees the weekend after Thanksgiving.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When your Christmas tree has a stonking great erection.
Don’t worry. It’s not getting decorated until December. I’m firm on that. Like the branch.
Just didn’t want to be left with the grot, seeing as America goes out en masse to get trees the weekend after Thanksgiving.
Don’t worry. It’s not getting decorated until December. I’m firm on that. Like the branch.
Just didn’t want to be left with the grot, seeing as America goes out en masse to get trees the weekend after Thanksgiving.
How many times must I yell “IT’S HIM TRYING TO FUCKING WELL GET HOME FOR THANKSGIVING”?
No one mentions Christmas. Not once. No one says a damned thing about it. Neal Page is not trying to fucking well get home for Christmas!
No one mentions Christmas. Not once. No one says a damned thing about it. Neal Page is not trying to fucking well get home for Christmas!
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
How many times must I yell “IT’S HIM TRYING TO FUCKING WELL GET HOME FOR THANKSGIVING”?
No one mentions Christmas. Not once. No one says a damned thing about it. Neal Page is not trying to fucking well get home for Christmas!
No one mentions Christmas. Not once. No one says a damned thing about it. Neal Page is not trying to fucking well get home for Christmas!
*stares at brand name*
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
*stares at brand name*
“Are yow lookin’ at our Pras?”
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Are yow lookin’ at our Pras?”
While looking to be fully reassured that the re-rebooted Ghostbusters franchise was dead and that nothing was in the works, this was offered up...
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
While looking to be fully reassured that the re-rebooted Ghostbusters franchise was dead and that nothing was in the works, this was offered up...
One clock finished. One clock ‘starting its refinishing journey’ *look to camera*
Left is a 1959 starburst clock by United which originally had an electric movement, hence the big case.
Right is a brutalist clock in resin, by Burwood.
Left is a 1959 starburst clock by United which originally had an electric movement, hence the big case.
Right is a brutalist clock in resin, by Burwood.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
One clock finished. One clock ‘starting its refinishing journey’ *look to camera*
Left is a 1959 starburst clock by United which originally had an electric movement, hence the big case.
Right is a brutalist clock in resin, by Burwood.
Left is a 1959 starburst clock by United which originally had an electric movement, hence the big case.
Right is a brutalist clock in resin, by Burwood.
Amazing work, lads. The algorithms have reached peak performance.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Amazing work, lads. The algorithms have reached peak performance.
Happy Thanksgiving You Filthy Disgusting Animals.
Not that you can even say that any more because of the woke mind virus.
What am I grateful for? Music passion, 90s vibes, feeling the energy and it still being Friday night and still being number one.
Not that you can even say that any more because of the woke mind virus.
What am I grateful for? Music passion, 90s vibes, feeling the energy and it still being Friday night and still being number one.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving You Filthy Disgusting Animals.
Not that you can even say that any more because of the woke mind virus.
What am I grateful for? Music passion, 90s vibes, feeling the energy and it still being Friday night and still being number one.
Not that you can even say that any more because of the woke mind virus.
What am I grateful for? Music passion, 90s vibes, feeling the energy and it still being Friday night and still being number one.
The one thing the fucking horrendous USPS have managed to deliver today…
Great.
Great.
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The one thing the fucking horrendous USPS have managed to deliver today…
Great.
Great.
Reading Hookie's memories of Mani...
Bantz Threat Level: Amazing.
Bantz Threat Level: Amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Reading Hookie's memories of Mani...
Bantz Threat Level: Amazing.
Bantz Threat Level: Amazing.
"I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. They're still the same. Pissholes in the snow..."
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. They're still the same. Pissholes in the snow..."
“Sergei very good at English. Let HIM do phishing texts…”
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Sergei very good at English. Let HIM do phishing texts…”
Found it. It IS under there.
What a stupid shithole country this is.
What a stupid shithole country this is.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Found it. It IS under there.
What a stupid shithole country this is.
What a stupid shithole country this is.
Fittingly, one of my sales was for ‘Scrooge’ which features Alec Guinness pulling the same face I am pulling at the absolute state of my sales.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Fittingly, one of my sales was for ‘Scrooge’ which features Alec Guinness pulling the same face I am pulling at the absolute state of my sales.
10 degrees Celsius and sunny with blue skies today. It was glorious.
Do not fucking bullshit me.
Do not fucking bullshit me.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
10 degrees Celsius and sunny with blue skies today. It was glorious.
Do not fucking bullshit me.
Do not fucking bullshit me.
This is working in lieu of not having a buxom redhead fall out of the sky onto me…
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is working in lieu of not having a buxom redhead fall out of the sky onto me…
Oh my giddy fucking aunt. I was only saying on Monday night how appallingly Joe Buck was dressed, and it turns out it’s from HIS OWN CLOTHING RANGE.
For the man who wants to look like Roger Stone…or that other idiot who’s dying because he will only eat salt and meat.
For the man who wants to look like Roger Stone…or that other idiot who’s dying because he will only eat salt and meat.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Oh my giddy fucking aunt. I was only saying on Monday night how appallingly Joe Buck was dressed, and it turns out it’s from HIS OWN CLOTHING RANGE.
For the man who wants to look like Roger Stone…or that other idiot who’s dying because he will only eat salt and meat.
For the man who wants to look like Roger Stone…or that other idiot who’s dying because he will only eat salt and meat.
*checks notes*
Three series. Classic. Okay.
I’d have gone with ‘non-celebrity’, but you do you, you iconic legend.
Three series. Classic. Okay.
I’d have gone with ‘non-celebrity’, but you do you, you iconic legend.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*checks notes*
Three series. Classic. Okay.
I’d have gone with ‘non-celebrity’, but you do you, you iconic legend.
Three series. Classic. Okay.
I’d have gone with ‘non-celebrity’, but you do you, you iconic legend.
Oh wait. I hadn’t opened all the drawers on this.
Treasure.
Hopefully some pants and socks too. Haven’t had to humanely dispose of pants and socks for a while.
Treasure.
Hopefully some pants and socks too. Haven’t had to humanely dispose of pants and socks for a while.
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Oh wait. I hadn’t opened all the drawers on this.
Treasure.
Hopefully some pants and socks too. Haven’t had to humanely dispose of pants and socks for a while.
Treasure.
Hopefully some pants and socks too. Haven’t had to humanely dispose of pants and socks for a while.
Back to the United bedroom suite today. Disassembling and stripping the lowboy…
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Back to the United bedroom suite today. Disassembling and stripping the lowboy…
For the love of Christ, what do we have to do to make the slop history accounts stop?
Sadest? Television? History?
When the Wind Blows, eh? EH?
Sadest? Television? History?
When the Wind Blows, eh? EH?
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
For the love of Christ, what do we have to do to make the slop history accounts stop?
Sadest? Television? History?
When the Wind Blows, eh? EH?
Sadest? Television? History?
When the Wind Blows, eh? EH?
What is it with evil shits with moobs and synthetic hair wanting things called ‘Genesis’?
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What is it with evil shits with moobs and synthetic hair wanting things called ‘Genesis’?