Teaspoon
@teaspoon.bsky.social
32F lesbian gamer nerd. Plays lots of Magic and D&D without giving a dime to Hasbro. Always down to try new weird shit!
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I'm not even kidding when I say that lockdown has fucked up the brains of a lot of young people and we did absolutely nothing about it
This isn't even Vine-level of Internet Nonsense. This is lazy content by a cohort of young people convinced nothing matters and no one taught them otherwise
This isn't even Vine-level of Internet Nonsense. This is lazy content by a cohort of young people convinced nothing matters and no one taught them otherwise
ken just sent me this and it made me so mad i had to start pacing. i'm a single issue voter on making this illegal. i want everyone involved in the production of this video tried in the highest court of law with capital punishment as a possible sentencing delivered via judgement from a jury of peers
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I'm not even kidding when I say that lockdown has fucked up the brains of a lot of young people and we did absolutely nothing about it
This isn't even Vine-level of Internet Nonsense. This is lazy content by a cohort of young people convinced nothing matters and no one taught them otherwise
This isn't even Vine-level of Internet Nonsense. This is lazy content by a cohort of young people convinced nothing matters and no one taught them otherwise
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some of you bitches will be like “stop calling yourself a boy. stupid brainwormed woman. you need therapy and jesus. yeah i do have 53 wives and 37 of them are dogs why do you ask”
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
some of you bitches will be like “stop calling yourself a boy. stupid brainwormed woman. you need therapy and jesus. yeah i do have 53 wives and 37 of them are dogs why do you ask”
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
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A kitten is following her dream of opening a flower shop and is already receiving her first customers.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A kitten is following her dream of opening a flower shop and is already receiving her first customers.
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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OH I CANT SEE STRAIGHT AND MY HANDS ARE TIED
a screenshot of a video game with a speech bubble that says im having a connection issue
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with a speech bubble that says im having a connection issue
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
OH I CANT SEE STRAIGHT AND MY HANDS ARE TIED
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
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Jackie Chan is 71. Chris Tucker hasn’t starred in a hit movie in 20 years. And Paramount is now run by Trump cronies. This shit is gonna be terrible. variety.com/2025/film/bo...
‘Rush Hour 4’ in the Works at Paramount at Trump’s Request
"Rush Hour 4" in the works at Paramount after prodding from president Trump.
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Jackie Chan is 71. Chris Tucker hasn’t starred in a hit movie in 20 years. And Paramount is now run by Trump cronies. This shit is gonna be terrible. variety.com/2025/film/bo...
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*enormous* torchship progress today. as of right now, the core rules section (all the foundational rules everything else keys off of) is *done*. It's 36 thousand words!
We've been hitting our heads against it for a long while because it has to carry *so much game* but it's finally, *finally* done
We've been hitting our heads against it for a long while because it has to carry *so much game* but it's finally, *finally* done
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
*enormous* torchship progress today. as of right now, the core rules section (all the foundational rules everything else keys off of) is *done*. It's 36 thousand words!
We've been hitting our heads against it for a long while because it has to carry *so much game* but it's finally, *finally* done
We've been hitting our heads against it for a long while because it has to carry *so much game* but it's finally, *finally* done
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I made this and never found a chance to use it so it's all yours now
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I made this and never found a chance to use it so it's all yours now
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
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almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
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Sweet potato pie is the best pie actually. Non-black people I don’t need to hear from you on this.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sweet potato pie is the best pie actually. Non-black people I don’t need to hear from you on this.
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high fructose corn syrup is mostly evil EXCEPT for when you're making the thing that's 90% HFCS then it's good again, that's called horseshoe theory
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
high fructose corn syrup is mostly evil EXCEPT for when you're making the thing that's 90% HFCS then it's good again, that's called horseshoe theory
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This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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The downside to D&D4E being so hugely influential in the indie RPG sphere in spite of Hasbro's best efforts to kill is that we've now got a whole new species of fantasy heartbreaker where the problem isn't a failure of imagination, but the fact that the author can't do technical writing for shit.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The downside to D&D4E being so hugely influential in the indie RPG sphere in spite of Hasbro's best efforts to kill is that we've now got a whole new species of fantasy heartbreaker where the problem isn't a failure of imagination, but the fact that the author can't do technical writing for shit.
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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If you don't get that the "yucky porn games" are the gateway to censor further media that YOU personally think is acceptable, you need to get your head out of your ass. They're trying to divide people into smaller groups so their collective power is also smaller. Kill the cop in your head.
Already seeing folks say, "Well, HORSES isn't YUCKY PORN like other games are, so..." which is super frustrating.
Now is NOT the time to be throwing the hentai games you happen not to like under the bus. Your rage should be directly at payment processors.
Join the fight
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Now is NOT the time to be throwing the hentai games you happen not to like under the bus. Your rage should be directly at payment processors.
Join the fight
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Stop payment processors from censoring games!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you don't get that the "yucky porn games" are the gateway to censor further media that YOU personally think is acceptable, you need to get your head out of your ass. They're trying to divide people into smaller groups so their collective power is also smaller. Kill the cop in your head.