Steve Syfuhs
@syfuhs.net
Idiot of note. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work.
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
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That’s a boobistant, unless you need them to hold your butt.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That’s a boobistant, unless you need them to hold your butt.
Well there's your problem
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Well there's your problem
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Traditionally the president's signature policy isn't illegal.
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Traditionally the president's signature policy isn't illegal.
The Canadians (yeah, yeah, the British colony of) are invading Washington, again.
Low humidity, gusty winds and ongoing drought conditions have combined for an elevated fire risk Thursday until 5pm.
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NWS urges proper disposal of flammable items; caution if operating equipment that could create sparks; keep vehicles off dry grass.
More info & and full forecast: cwg.live
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Canadians (yeah, yeah, the British colony of) are invading Washington, again.
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yo mamma’s kerning so bad, all her hyperlinks say “dick here”
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
yo mamma’s kerning so bad, all her hyperlinks say “dick here”
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She flew a few times when she was tiny and fit in a bag under the seat! This was her Santa Cruz trip at 3 months 😀
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
She flew a few times when she was tiny and fit in a bag under the seat! This was her Santa Cruz trip at 3 months 😀
Me, in year 11 of living in the PNW: oh yeah, we get rain here don't we?
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Me, in year 11 of living in the PNW: oh yeah, we get rain here don't we?
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Come help @jaredpar.bsky.social make me miserable on a weekly basis.
Interested in working in .NET Tooling? My team is hiring for a few roles. This is a great to impact the .NET ecosystem, work with devs all across Microsoft and help drive the .NET platform forward.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Come help @jaredpar.bsky.social make me miserable on a weekly basis.
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That never existed for right wing cartoonists
AI has allowed us a glimpse at a world where there are no institutional or talent barriers to becoming a political cartoonist, and it is DIRE.
November 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That never existed for right wing cartoonists
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A great many of the good things we used to like about Silicon Valley grew out of the somewhat indulgent management style of LLNL in the 1970s & 80s, like the concept of 20% time which grew entire new directorates.
Yeah, all that’s gone now everywhere. Blame MBAs and Jack Welch.
Yeah, all that’s gone now everywhere. Blame MBAs and Jack Welch.
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A great many of the good things we used to like about Silicon Valley grew out of the somewhat indulgent management style of LLNL in the 1970s & 80s, like the concept of 20% time which grew entire new directorates.
Yeah, all that’s gone now everywhere. Blame MBAs and Jack Welch.
Yeah, all that’s gone now everywhere. Blame MBAs and Jack Welch.
I can't see how this doesn't end with people (women) getting murdered.
as @carloshasanax.bsky.social noted there's actually industry specific LLMs for onlyfans-
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November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I can't see how this doesn't end with people (women) getting murdered.
Don't threaten me with a good time
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Snapshot of tonight: played fetch with toddler, taught toddler to play fetch with herself, toddler blew raspberries on my arm, toddler bit my arm and immediately sat up & wagged her finger while saying “no no no”
cc: @syfuhs.net
cc: @syfuhs.net
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Snapshot of tonight: played fetch with toddler, taught toddler to play fetch with herself, toddler blew raspberries on my arm, toddler bit my arm and immediately sat up & wagged her finger while saying “no no no”
cc: @syfuhs.net
cc: @syfuhs.net
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Musk: i lika da badass men of gondor
Musk: cuz they just lika me!
Tolkien:
Lewis:
Martin:
Tolkien: how do you figure that, my boy?
Musk: ima badass too!
Tolkien:
Musk: cuz they just lika me!
Tolkien:
Lewis:
Martin:
Tolkien: how do you figure that, my boy?
Musk: ima badass too!
Tolkien:
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Musk: i lika da badass men of gondor
Musk: cuz they just lika me!
Tolkien:
Lewis:
Martin:
Tolkien: how do you figure that, my boy?
Musk: ima badass too!
Tolkien:
Musk: cuz they just lika me!
Tolkien:
Lewis:
Martin:
Tolkien: how do you figure that, my boy?
Musk: ima badass too!
Tolkien:
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“Mamdani claims to xerox paperwork but is actually using Ricoh brand copier”
Imagine having to tell people you work for the new york post lol
Imagine having to tell people you work for the new york post lol
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Mamdani claims to xerox paperwork but is actually using Ricoh brand copier”
Imagine having to tell people you work for the new york post lol
Imagine having to tell people you work for the new york post lol
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Little known fact, OAuth was actually designed because webdevs were feeling left out of the joy of kerberos
October 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Little known fact, OAuth was actually designed because webdevs were feeling left out of the joy of kerberos
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Pic of Zuri we got from the groomer this morning to help with the Sunday scaries
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Pic of Zuri we got from the groomer this morning to help with the Sunday scaries
The human brain has an ability to pattern match and it's pretty amazing. For instance, I could have sworn this said something else entirely.
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The human brain has an ability to pattern match and it's pretty amazing. For instance, I could have sworn this said something else entirely.
Oh did they pass a budget
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
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October 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh did they pass a budget
Goddamn
Curtis Silwa was asked if he felt okay with losing and contributing to Zohran Mamdani’s victory and he responded by laying into Bill Ackman and Andrew Cuomo.
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Goddamn
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So his jokes aren’t funny. Is that block worthy?
October 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So his jokes aren’t funny. Is that block worthy?
We all need an emotional support pumpkin every now and then
A polar bear and her pumpkin. 🎃🐻❄️ Meet Laerke and her keepers tomorrow during Zoo Boo! 👻
📹: Keeper Brittany
📹: Keeper Brittany
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We all need an emotional support pumpkin every now and then
I am sad I missed HIP conf last week. Maybe next year. (h/t @brd.bsky.social)
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October 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I am sad I missed HIP conf last week. Maybe next year. (h/t @brd.bsky.social)
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