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Steve Syfuhs

@syfuhs.net

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Idiot of note. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work. Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 https://syfuhs.net/

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 18h

I don't pay close attention to bots

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 19h

I am sad I missed HIP conf last week. Maybe next year. (h/t @brd.bsky.social)

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Extra soft Triblend T-shirt - HIP Conf (MFA) Kerberos

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cot...

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 21h

I should have seen that coming

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 21h

Why beans bot why

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 22h

Suckerrrrrssss

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

I did go over it, yes.

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

I did a thing!

Richard Campbell @richcampbell.bsky.social · 1d

It's time to retire NTLM - but how?

@Syfuhs.net talks on RunAs Radio at runasradio.com/Shows/Show/1... about the need and challenge of retiring an ubiquitous networking security protocol from the 90s!

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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 2d

It's Patch Tuesday and ASP.NET Core has a doozy, with a CVSS score of 9.9, our highest ever. Let's examine why.

The bug enables http request smuggling, which on its own for ASP.NET Core would be nowhere near that high, but that's not how we rate things...

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Microsoft Security Advisory CVE-2025-55315: .NET Security Feature Bypass Vulnerability · Issue #371 · dotnet/announcements

Microsoft Security Advisory CVE-2025-55315: .NET Security Feature Bypass Vulnerability Executive summary Microsoft is releasing this security advisory to provide information about a vulnerability i...

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Oh godsdammit

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

To be clear I do think German and Czech beers are superior, but I have a soft spot for Guinness.

a man wearing a hat says we good

ALT: a man wearing a hat says we good

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

I have never claimed to be sophisticated

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Me when my wife is watching this or Teen and Pregnant (no judgement on watching guilty pleasures but jfc)

a baby wearing a black space racer shirt

ALT: a baby wearing a black space racer shirt

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

AND I like Guinness

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Okay but that's because Guinness outside Europe is shit to begin with

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Step-planet what are you doing??

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Jerry even the Dodgers hate the Dodgers

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Why do you think one has consistently dominated the other for 30 years

in the market

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Orange cat gonna orange cat

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Weirdly the number of swear words in my email has remained the same

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Admittedly curious in a morbid sort of way how a Pornhub Enterprise suite would go.

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

Unfortunately he's in driving distance for me so I have a healthy respect for the terror he *could* cause.

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

I have promised him that I will never publicly admit he's a giant teddy bear. Nothing in this world will make me say he's a giant teddy bear. Not even the outfits he got the baby.

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

Clip Sergeant, AKA Clippy the HUD AI: hey! It looks like you're about to clear this room. Would you like help with that?

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 3d

We just got back from a week in the sun. Such a wonderful language.

H
IS FOR
HAWAII
THE ALOHA STATE ABC PRIMER

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 3d

Why is it whenever I learn a new word here there's a good chance it came from you or @funranium.bsky.social