soooOOOooosan
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Pathologically Canadian traveller, writer, song and dance gal https://www.reverbnation.com/girlgoeselectric/songs #WearAMask [pfp alt text: photo of a gal (me) as Miss Scarlett in a red dress, wielding a knife, with blue eyes wide and ruby lips agape]
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susandixon.bsky.social
me when I promise myself I will avoid the news
Tiny Chef, a small, round, pale green character, sits in his cosy bed in his tree stump apartment, clad in yellow pajamas with an adorable matching sleep bonnet. The wall behind the bed is decorated with buttons of various sizes and colours. Scatttered on the floor are empty pizza boxes, a wooden paddle ball, and a discarded rainbow striped apron. His pet snail is finishing off a bit of leftover pizza, and his kiwi bird Mr. Crispin sits atop a stack of empty pizza boxes. 
Tiny Chef is holding a pink phone, and the caption above reads: back to scrolling!
susandixon.bsky.social
I love everything about this - I want to write a million short stories set in this place
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seanfhall.bsky.social
I know I've posted a lot of progress pics that only look slightly different, but I'm finally calling it done. I've fiddled with it enough.....

#halloween #art #kidlit #scifi
Illustration of kids in some kind of future world sitting on a tree made of pipes shooting out fake fall leaves. The are dresses as a pumpkin witch and skull and they look on over a city decked out in full halloween splendor. Right before them though is a cavernous dump filled with refuse of halloween past.
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paris.nyc
i feel like this story is particularly important right now, because protein-maxxing is *so* in vogue. before working on this, i believed i was woefully protein deficient

it turns out that's just a myth that has been floating around for decades—the average american gets more than enough protein!!
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collinmurr.bsky.social
It's another episode of my new game show The Order of Things! On this episode, teams face lists about the Monster Mash, popular Halloween costumes, and movie taglines. If you would like to be a contestant on a future episode, reply or message me! youtu.be/y-tTLp6XuLw
The Order of Things Episode 2: Let's See How We Say That
YouTube video by Collin Murr
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tableflipsyou.bsky.social
I’ve been on a couple times now, does this make me a series regular or just a particularly clever barnacle? Time will tell.
collinmurr.bsky.social
It's another episode of my new game show The Order of Things! On this episode, teams face lists about the Monster Mash, popular Halloween costumes, and movie taglines. If you would like to be a contestant on a future episode, reply or message me! youtu.be/y-tTLp6XuLw
The Order of Things Episode 2: Let's See How We Say That
YouTube video by Collin Murr
youtu.be
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eizebasa.baby
ozempic but for working on your novel
susandixon.bsky.social
ozemfic

sorry I'll see myself out
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slcpgh.bsky.social
Seriously, if you’re on an iPhone, there’s no excuse not to use alt text.
paleofuture.bsky.social
A cool Bluesky feature: If you take a screenshot of text with your phone and want to add alt-text, you can copy the text right there in the ALT window. It’s OCR’d for you.

It doesn’t work on web, but works great on the iPhone. No need to go back to the article you’re reading to copy from there.
Screenshot of an alt-text window with the highlighted text: A recent surge in California fire activity, punctuated by a large blaze that erupted outside of San Francisco on Saturday, has officials wondering if this year's fire season could be worse than expected. The forecast is complicated, however, by a mix of competing factors both increasing and decreasing the fire risk.
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sassymetischick.bsky.social
If you didn’t know, Alaska has been hit by a massive storm, causing severe flooding. Many Indigenous villages have been completely wiped out, with some houses floating away with PEOPLE INSIDE THEM. Please keep posting to spread the info. They need help.
newseye.bsky.social
These are mostly indigenous communities in Alaska that have been slammed by the storm.

The local manager of a small airline fleet says he is the only one doing evacuations right now!

Defund FEMA and people are abandoned. Defund public media and no-one knows.

FYI, today is Indigenous Peoples Day.
Homes flooded in Kipnuk Flooding seen with water up to the crash barriers of local roads Sheds and debris lie scattered in the storm A small blue house has been blown onto its roof
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giraud.bsky.social
Your honor, I thought those were just vanderpump suggestions
susandixon.bsky.social
Halloween is in full swing in #Vancouver, just in time for Canadian Thanksgiving 👻
Art installation in a public square, featuring dozens of wee white ghosties suspended from wires. Trees and buildings surround the square.
susandixon.bsky.social
Sending you good energy 💕
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
This hallucinating theft-based environmental disaster Clippy that can't do math and was built by incels is giving me bad advice on how to pick up chicks 😞
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bogbird.bsky.social
why do so many straight couples look like this
kermit the frog (a puppet) resting his head on debbie harry’s shoulder
susandixon.bsky.social
I am your friend...just far-flung 💕
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
Humiliating when you accidentally cut yourself with a kitchen knife. Just the most basic of errors. What is this, your first day at knife school?